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SpamTenna shippers fr (Me. I need this to happen you don’t understand-). ❤️☎️📺

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knock knock

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In Episode 4 Gangle seemed like she was close to abstracting. But given the context of Episode 6, I think the whole "adventure where you work as a regular human in customer service and your usual fantasy escape mechanisms can't apply here" had Jax one comment away from abstracting too at the end of the day

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ok took like 2 months but i finally got around to drawing them

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battat thinks he’s the straight man comedic foil of the group cause he’s masterminding the operation when in reality it’s jongler

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heading out the door

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*teleports behind you*

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Does anyone have the fucking tiktok video of the overly enthusiastic rich bearded guy showing off his new hiking shoes in his Mansion and the Woods, but then another dude duets with it to make it look like he's escaping from being held prisoner please please

edit THANKS @smellslikebot

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Dystopian AU - Chapter 1

Volo wakes up in a strange place with no real recollection of how he ended up there. Before he can seek answers, or even shelter from the rain, he's attacked by a mysterious stranger and an even more mysterious Pokemon. yes, that's right! chapter 1 for the dystopian AU is finally here! for those who follow this AU, I just want to thank you SO much for being patient with me! i hope you enjoy and i also hope you look forward to chapter 2!

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i suppose i just flew too close to the sun.

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it’s the eye of the tiger

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>:)

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Only on the darkest arctic nights can you encounter this Primordial Pokémon. It manifests as aurora and ice, gently towering over the pole's frigid denizens... ✨❄️🧊 (There are 12 kinds of Pokémon in this #art! Can you find 'em all? Some are well hidden... Have fun, open your mind, & don't give away answers! 💕) Image on Bluesky~

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Came to me in a dream

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-detective detective detective detective detective

-stfu

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pokémon game plots will forever be some of the wildest things to grasp for me. a bunch of environmentalists dressing up like pirates actually almost drown the world. oh yeah you can also dress up your pikachu in silly outfits and pick berries for them. jeff bezos creates a death laser using gods to try and destroy france. oh yeah you can also participate in cutsy pageants w your pokémon and yassify your poodle. meanwhile, in hawaii, aliens sent by your girlfriend’s abusive mom are trying to kill everything and many of them look like lovecraftian horrors. have fun surfing on manta rays though. meanwhile, in meiji era japan, you have to battle The Devil from The Bible TWICE because this loser who’s been Just There the whole game has religious trauma and wants to fistfight god. everything wants to KILL YOU and you’re getting paid minimum wage for groundbreaking scientific research. GOD from THE BIBLE gives you an iphone -11 reality is BREAKING NOW GO CATCH 20 BIDOOF AND THREE LAKE SPIRITS

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It's called artistic expression...