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THEY WERE TELLING THE TRUTH

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I see so many people reblogging this so since I have no clue how I’m crossing my finger this is how

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goddd please just hire voice actors again. like actual voice actors. no more celebrity voice actors please just hire people who know what they’re doing the or voice acting industry will cannibalize itself more than it already is. let jack black do whatever he wants though

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how did a woman manage to date elvira for 19 years and not tell every single person she knows

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Sussy, 1917, Sweden.

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CHROMAT Spring/Summer RTW 2022 if you want to support this blog consider donating to: ko-fi.com/fashionrunways

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mario is going to do the regular mario "here we go!!" exactly once at the start of the movie before coughing violently and then apologizing in chris pratts voice

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i need people online to understand that pegging is just a sex act. it has no morality or sexuality or politics attached. it's not inherently feminist, it's not a personality type, it's not something to be inflicted on anyone. it's literally just a sex act, nothing more.

people like cara delevingne wearing a "peg the patriarchy" shirt or whatever only make sense if they view pegging as some kind of degradation or domineering. "have consensual sex with the patriarchy"? does that make any sense? no, and neither does your shirt. shut the fuck up.

maybe there's something to be said about men who aren't so caught up in a homophobic mindset that they don't freak out at the idea of penetration, but that's more of a non-behavior than anything. and men who don't enjoy it aren't misogynistic or anything either. it's all completely neutral. stop treating pegging as anything other than just a kind of sex act people can do!!!!! that's all it is!!!!

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once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write “super girl” on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote “shit” on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then called my parents and my dad laughed so hard he cried

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Does anybody want to play outside with me

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we need more female characters who are deadbeat losers

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