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bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

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Dragons fighting with the thu’um are just having a really intense rap battle

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So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????

I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.

Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?

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@nathanwpyle

I literally love this.

I couldn't stop laughing for 20 minutes.

No joke.

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Fried bat wings and spider legs

Hello?

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Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.

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and on April 13th, 2006, niel banged out the tunes, and it was good

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how fucking arrogant can you be to think any eugenics program could ever weed out “fascist genetics”. even if the “dark triad” was a reliable precursor to fascist ideology and even if “dark triad traits” could be reliably linked to genotype (they aren’t and they can’t be), how fucking far to jupiter are you if you think you can remove it from a population of seven billion, let alone in some “anarchist” manner? how do you programmatically sterilize anyone in an “anarchist” manner?

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To those who celebrate

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Can't believe Peter Griffin really tried it.

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Another AO3 thing I’m curious about, how do yall decide if something is good enough to read? Usually I follow a rule of 1 kudos for every 10 hits. One because it’s easy math and two it’s yet to fail me. Thoughts? Do you just go for it and pray it’s good?

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Just had a totk idea.

Thé game is ending, but after Zelda is changed back to to her hylian self the cut scene is different. When they hit the water the screen goes black.

Then we hear a man’s voice.

“Open your eyes.”

A spot of light appears on the dark screen, growing brighter.

“Open your eyes.” The voice urges again.

the screen is fully white.

“Wake up Zelda.”

The cut scene returns as Zelda opens her eyes, link bracing her upper body in his arms, he’s smiling.

She smiles too. They pull into a tight hug.

“Oh link, I’m home!”

And end title card.

I’d would’ve loved to get spoken lines from link, but specifically ones the exactly mirror the opening lines from Zelda in botw. I just think that would be neat.

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🦀 Kudos Crab 🦀

If you are scrolling and see Kudos Crab, your fics will be blessed!

You will get good comments and kudos!

You will beat your writers block!

GO AND WRITE!

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The secret wish is to write a fanfic that someone loves so much they make fan art of it, or to create a drawing that someone creates an entire fic based off of it.

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Rewatching soul eater and I noticed something in the first opening. It’s really brief, but when it switches to the vertical pan of kid Liz and Patty, before they strike their pose, all three are holding the others’ cheeks.

As far as I can recall without opening my computer to double check, we don’t see maka or blackstar touching their weapons in human form, please correct me if I’m wrong here. But I think this barely a second shot of they literally holding each other close is a really good example of their weapon/miester bond.

They care so deeply about each other, and it shows in their physical actions. Sure they bicker sometimes, but what siblings don’t. When I comes done to it, I honestly believe that out of the main teams, the trio have the strongest bond.