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Remember "Reduce, Reuse, Recycle" ? I feel like there's been a distancing from the "reduce" and "reuse" part and a favoritism towards "recycle" by corporate American.

Capitalism can still thrive with recycling in the mix. You buy Plastic Thing 1, throw it away after one use, and they take that and recycle it into Plastic Thing 2 and sell it back to you. All while continuing to harm the environment.

Reusing puts a damper on things. They can't sell you Plastic Thing 2 when you're still using Plastic Thing 1. Plastic forks, for example- there is literally no reason why you can't reuse plastic forks more than once (aside from maybe microplastics, but it's too late for that)

Reducing is the one everyone wants to ignore. Just don't buy Plastic Thing 1. You don't need Plastic Thing 1. Pick up a set of metal forks and use those for years. Convenience is killing the planet

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Apparently it’s Father’s Day, so here’s the finished drawing of everyone’s favourite zombie dad

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Writing that SB au while fanart edits of Jeremy play in the background, like god intended

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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

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WIP of Fazbear entertainment’s favourite undead employee

Not pictured: Gregory and Vanessa plotting something devious, Dad clearly approves.

He’s not scowling for once, shocker. Tbh I need to draw him smiling more.

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reblog to heal the person you reblogged this from

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What a polite young man he is, surely he will not go on to burn down several buildings.

Srsly tho, this look amazing 👍

@cryptid-called-ash Guess who’s back with more Mortuary!Mike! He smokes because he can’t die again :)

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Reblog to give the person you reblogged from the ability to finish their WIPs

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‘Because Burning Down your Father’s Legacy is Way More Fun with a (Boy)friend’ AU characters as unhinged pins I found

(Part three because these idiots have consumed my every waking thought)

Michael/Fritz

Jeremy

Gregory

Lolbit

Vanessa/Vanny

William/glitchtrap

Philip

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No Snakes, Yes Snakes

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I’m gonna have to rewrite a good chunk of the lore and actual story but fuck it, Cassius and Martin as Breyth’s bio parents is now DBFAV canon bc trans people rock.

I’m honestly shocked I didn’t think of it sooner

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What’s with the head technician at the mega pizzaplex?

(Coloured version, see previous post for character info )

TW for scarring and implied self harm/death/injuries

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today I used the phrase "breasting boobily" in casual real life conversation and everyone was shocked asking how I came up with that and I had to explain it. ive been at the devil's sacrament so long that I forgot he wasn't god

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Is there something up with the new security guard on the night shift?

Vanessa!! She finally has a concrete design!

Here’s some information about her!

Vanessa Abigail Anderson

She/her

23 years old

5’8

Head* nightguard at the pizzaplex (*only)

Former beta tester, current possessee

Only employee on the Night Shift to wear (most) on their uniform and name badge (the janitor and technician wear a STAFF cap and STAFF hoodie respectively, neither wear badges)

Wears cargo pants all day every day

Does not own a single article of well fitting clothes, thrifted all the clothes she owns

Purple dyed hair (compromise with William on coloured hair)

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Bit the bullet and bought some sports tape to wear under my clothes instead of my bulky fabric braces. Here’s to hoping it works well. Feels good so far, can barely tell it’s there.

Will let you know if it works and if I recommend it over traditional fabric braces.

Edit 1: so far so good, it’s been on since 8am and I still have no pain, so that’s great. (It’s 12pm)

Edit 2: it’s currently 17:40 and I have not had any problems all day. 10/10 would recommend this if you have moderate knee pain like I do. I’ll link the cheap version I bought.

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Local British zombie less than thrilled to be back in the fucking building again

(TW for scarring and implied self harm/death/injuries)

Edit: I finished the sketch