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big shoutout to the gas station near my house which is running a deal on energy drinks and thought the best way to express this on their large LED sign was to make it read BANG MONSTER 2/$5
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âwhat is your dream job? what do you want to do for a living?â uhh ummâŚi wantâŚto work at the freddy fazbears mega pizzaplexâŚ.in the daycareâŚ.where i have an awesome love story with the daycare attendantâŚand uhmmâŚ..yeahâŚ.
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More than a Year old self-indulgent doodles of mostly Sun suffering on caretaker duty over my clumsy ass: a collection
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All based on true occasions, unfortunately for me
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can I get a sanji headcannon with a trans masc s/o? pls make it super fluffy and add a bit of smut at the end
SANJI WITH FTM READER HEADCANNONS
genre: fluff (slight smut at the end)
word count: 311
-Sanji finds you adorable.
-Since you are smaller because of your female anatomy he got attached to you.
-He has a little reflex where he doesn't want a lady to do any work. When that reflex kicks in he gets scolded by Nami immediately.
-Before you two were together he would snuggle to you secretly when you were asleep.
-You always try to prove yourself to everyone by fighting rougher opponents that are way out of your league.
-He doesn't like it when you do that and keeps scolding you for it.
-He scolds you for it because it's ok to scold a dude.
-Loves laying his head on your lap and loves it when you sit on his lap.
-Of-course, Sanji wouldn't be Sanji if he didn't cook.
-He did his research and found all the foods high in testosterone. He gives them only to you. The whole table could be having some pastry while you will have eggs.
-When Luffy tries to steal your food he threatens him.
-Sanji is a passionate romantic who will give you roses constantly.
-Kisses on hand>>
-Has at least 10 pictures of you in his room and your wanted poster.
-Will fall asleep cuddling you with most physical contact.
-Likes to carry you all the time.
-Kisses you on the forehead.
-Likes when you wear clothes that reveal your chest (he is addicted)
-Always standing behind you (yet again he is addicted)
-Beats people's asses when they insult you and right after will come to collect his reward (kiss)
-His hands are on your thighs all the time.
-Actually, his hands are everywhere he doesn't seem to be able to keep them to himself.
-(Lets you peg him)
-Makes you love your female body parts.
-"Would I be inside you if I didn't like them?"
-Loves to grab your ass while having sex.
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iâm normal donât worry about it
#self ship#self shipping#daycare attendant#f/o#self shipper#daycare attendant moon#daycare attendant sun#dca
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hammock.
Pairing: OPLA!Vinsmoke Sanji x Reader Word Count: 866 words Warnings: Kissing, slightly suggestive
âYouâre blushing.â
âI am?â Sanji gazes up at you, dreamy and distracted. âI didnât realize.â
You hum. Youâre only vaguely aware of the hammockâs sway, of the blanket slipping down your shoulders as you prop yourself up and place your hands on his cheeks. Warmth soaks into your palms like sunlight, and you tilt your head, thumbs drawing over the flush on his cheekbones and tapping gently.
âDonât say this is because of me,â you tease.
His hands reach up to cover yours. âThen Iâd be lying,â he replies, turning his head to kiss your fingertips, âand I would never lie about how you make me feel.â
âNot even if you hated me?â
âThe day I hate you is the day I should be tied to an anchor and fed to the sharks.â
âThatâs awful.â
âI know.â His eyes search your face, and they narrow as he murmurs, âWho could ever hate someone as gorgeous as you?â
(Whoever coined the phrase âflattery will get you nowhereâ has never met Sanji, youâre sure of it.)
Leaning down, you press your lips to his nose, to his forehead, to each cheek. A contented sigh brushes past your ears as you do so.
Eventually, you make your way to the source of his sweet words. You pause, and Sanji opens his eyes as you hover above his lips, just shy of meeting them with your own.
âSomething wrong, sweetheart?â
âNo,â you say. âJust wanted to see your pretty eyes before I kiss you senseless.â
He stills. Then he laughs, the sound blooming from deep within his chest and staining your world with gold. âWell â arenât you a charmer,â Sanji quips, stroking your waist and pecking your cheek. His words are softer than usual. âCareful with my heart, now.â
âDonât worry,â you say, and you kiss him fully, drinking in the way his grip on you tightens and the way his breath stalls in his throat when you speak against his mouth. âItâs in good hands, I think.â
The kiss is just as warm as his cheeks. You feel drunk as you pull away, and Sanji lifts his head to chase your lips, whispering your name with the reverence of a believer.
âYou guys mind doing that somewhere other than here?â
The two of you freeze in each otherâs embrace.
You jolt out of it and push yourself up, accidentally knocking the breath out of Sanji in the process. He wheezes and curls up as you lock eyes with a very unimpressed swordsman.
âZ-Zoro! Weââyou scramble to unrumple your shirt, which had ridden up underneath the blanketââIâm sorry, we â we thought everyone was going to be in the lounge for a while.â
âYou thought wrong.â Zoro strides past and drops his laundry on the couch. âThis isnât your personal bedroom, Sanji.â
âIâm aware of that,â Sanji replies, annoyance dripping from every syllable. âNow would you mind just stepping out for a few more minutes?â
âSanji, itâs fine,â you whisper, patting his chest. âThe mood is kinda killed now, anyway.â
He visibly droops. âI know.â
âGood.â
âI wasnât asking for your opinion, mosshead.â
The room fills with a completely different kind of tension as Zoro crosses his arms at Sanjiâs response.
You, still trying to cover up your embarrassment, move to block Sanjiâs view, pushing his bangs away from his face and attempting to smooth out his frown lines. His cheeks are still flushed, though the color is quickly fading back to normal as his attention turns back to you.
âCâmon, Zoro wants to fold his laundry. Letâs go up to the lounge and see what the others are up to.â
âIs that what you really want to do?â
âYeah.â (It is now, anyway.)
â⌠All right, then,â Sanji acquiesces.
With that, you push the blanket off and clamber out of the hammock, nearly tripping and falling flat on your face in your haste to do so. Sanji follows close behind, and once heâs on his feet, you turn to Zoro and give him another quick apology before you and Sanji leave the menâs room.
âOf all the times to be interrupted,â your companion mutters as the two of you head to the lounge. He takes your hand in his and interlaces your fingers. âIâm sorry about that.â
âItâs nobodyâs fault. Ships donât have a lot of privacy âŚâ You think back to the moment Zoro spoke up and groan, burying your face in your free hand. âIâm just embarrassed he caught us like that. I didnât even hear him come down.â
âMe neither.â Sanji lets out an irritated sigh and then looks over at you; his displeasure softens. âAt the very least, Iâll take it to mean you were enjoying yourself.â
Your face heats up. âOf course,â you say quickly. âI like our alone time."
âI like it too.â He squeezes your hand and leans over to whisper into your ear. âNext time, I could be on top, so I can hide you away if anyone walks in unannounced.â
âWh â Sanji! Donât say it like that!â
The man grins as you smack his arm playfully, planting a kiss to your temple as penance.
âJust evening the score, sweetheart.â
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Title: Puzzled
Pairing: Sanji x Reader
Summary: Due to your insecurities, you thought Sanji was making fun of you whenever he complimented you until you realized he wasnât. | Genre: Fluff, some angst, hints of a troubled past| Warning: none | Words: 4.5K
You already felt nervous while sitting next to your new crew.
It wasnât them. Well, maybe to some extent it was them as you had a hunch a secondhanded embarrassment would occur very soon in such a nice-looking place like the Baratie.
Your new crew were good people. If you didnât believe it, you wouldnât have left the security of your little merchant shop just because Luffy decided he liked your skills of calculations and the odd ability to seemingly fit everything that was needed into any small place imaginable.
Even if he didnât take your no for an answer, you never really felt forced. At least not like how you did with your old crew, but you rarely liked to think about those times.
Then, before you knew it, you were checking the inventory on his ship âyour new home.
Still, as good as Luffy, Zoro, Nami, and Usopp were, you did not believe for a second they wouldnât cause some distress in the fancy establishment. Trouble always seemed to follow the bunch, and unfortunately or not, you were dragged along the ride.
Despite the fear of embarrassment, there was another reason why you were sweating bullets under your clothing and once again easily surrendering into your specific nervous habit, no doubt looking crazy or at least unstable.
In the open like this, surrounded by all these pirates and sailors, you dreaded seeing anyone from your old crew. The chances were high. Ever since you managed to leave, you had no idea what they were up to.
You would have gladly stayed under the deck just as you used to rather than stay in the security of the shop. Still, everyone told you to come with them, and if you didnât want to burden them with the real reason why you didnât want to join another pirate crew in the first place, you didnât really have much of a choice.
I have to come up with a believable lie for next time, you told yourself, deciding a small lie would be better than enduring this as you not for the first time nervously looked around.
After another few tense moments, for you at least, you decided to use the restrooms and try to wash up a bit.
Your eyes scanned the place a dozen times before you found the courage to do so, somewhat confident no one who knew you from before was around.
You stood up from the table, mumbling about the restroom to the crew just as you noticed someone approach it and, in passing, heard a rather annoyed voice with a thick accent say something like, âHi, welcome to our shitty restaurantâŚâ
Weird, you thought without looking back and hurried into the restroom.
The cold water helped at least a little bit, but you still took your time trying to calm yourself down.
No one was here. None of them would find you, and why would they? You reasoned with yourself. Whatever happened before was history, but deep inside, you always feared they would hold a grudge.
You returned in the midst of chaos as a small fight broke out between some of the customers.
Great, you thought to yourself grimly and waited it out, surprised when it seemed a waiter had defused the situation by beating both customers up without dropping any food in the process.
You werenât much of a fighter unless you had something you could use to hit them over the head with, but even you were impressed by how skilled he seemed. Something about him caught your eye for a second before you carried on your journey back to your crew.
As the passage cleared, you tried to finally return to your table, only to slip on some spilled water and almost crash into the ground.
Before you did, however, you felt someone snatch your arm and tug you away from the hard floor and toward something solid and dark.
âCareful now, madam,â you heard a smooth accented voice above you while your face was pressed against the solid black fabric at an odd angle, âWouldnât want someone as precious as you to injure yourself.â
Your eyes blinked and leaned away from your salvation, trying to assess what was going on.
Once you did, you found yourself looking at someone with a fine black suit. Someone who was quick and strong enough to save you from falling, it seemed.
You managed to raise your eyes from his suit toward his face and immediately felt heat rush into your cheeks.
Something cracked in the air around you, and for a moment, you forgot where you were and everything else along with it while looking at the stranger.
Huh? You thought desperately as your breath caught inside your throat.
A very nonchalant smirk played across his lips, and the grey-blue eye that wasnât covered by his blond hair seemed to hint amusement. Whether it was because of some form of endearment, simple amusement, or mockery, you didnât know.
What you did know was that, based on everything you felt apart from the embarrassment and shock, you were sure your body reactions could only mean one thing.
This man was far too handsome for you to handle.
âOh Gods,â you mumbled, feeling mortified that you almost fell like that. Feeling mortified that someone like him caught you. Feeling mortified that he was now looking at you.
You were never good with attention â much less attention from someone like this man in front of you.
Your heart speeded up, and you averted your gaze. You were also never good with direct eye contact, and despite how it might look, at the moment, you just couldnât stand to be in the manâs presence any longer.
âThank you,â you mumbled and tried to rush away quickly.
Only when you felt his hand slipping from your arm you realized he had been holding onto you all this time.
Why?
âYouâre very welcome, madam, but the apology is unnecessary,â he said, causing you to stop before realizing what you were doing. You immediately realized he must have been the waiter who came to your table as you were leaving.
Hesitant, hoping your face didnât reveal your blush, you looked back at him. You found him still looking at you with that playful smirk, âAfter all, who wouldnât want to assist a beautiful woman such as yourself.â
Just like that, you snickered before you could stop yourself and felt whatever warm, if slightly embarrassing feeling this man sparked inside you to sour into annoyance and humiliation, âRight.â
You turned around and, feeling like an idiot, returned to your crew, debating if you shouldnât just excuse yourself and leave.
âI ordered for you,â said Nami, and you nodded grateful, âThatâs fine.â
You were right, and the waiter, Sanji, as you learned from Luffy, showed up at your table a couple of times.
You tried to be polite and purposely busied yourself with the menu or gave out short answers without meeting his eyes.
You didnât like being rude, but you couldnât really force yourself to look at him or be your usual nice self. Not when it was obvious the man was mocking you.
You werenât naĂŻve and had a good pair of eyes. You knew how you looked compared to others. You made your peace with that and, in certain ways, even found comfort in not having to fight off the attention of gross old men the way Nami and other striking, pretty women had to all the time. So, to have someone as handsome as Sanji show up and call you beautiful and stunning and like a dream every once in a while, when he showed up at the table, left you feeling completely miserable.
Why was he so cruel?
Why did he need to mock your appearance?
You just met and barely spoke to him. So did he really have to be that much of an asshole? You would still blush and feel embarrassed if he complimented your skills or work on the ship. Still, at least a part of you would accept that he was being sincere and that you truly did a good job, but your appearance was a tricky subject.
You felt humiliated every time Sanji showed up and commented at you, to the point you couldnât look at anyone, not even your crew, or swallow another bite. That was the real tragedy because before your mood dropped so low, you thought the food was delicious. Luckily, your new captain had no problem finishing your plate so the food wouldnât go to waste.
âWas the food not to your liking, madam?â asked the accented voice close by at one point while you desperately tried not to look anywhere else but at your hands, âIt was good. Thank you.â
âI understand,â he said, and even if you made a point of not meeting his gaze, you knew he was smirking, âPerhaps you would enjoy something specific to please your unique palate.â
You winced at his words.
Was he insulting your body or calling you high maintenance or something? Your old crew would do that. They would wrap something up in a compliment or concern, trying to seem like they meant well, only to strike you down or make you look back in your captainâs eyes, and your captainâŚwell, he never bothered with words when he could use his hands.
You got up from the table, mumbling you werenât feeling too good, which wasnât much of a lie since you now really did feel bad.
It was unclear to you what took over, but for a moment, you dared yourself to glance at the blond waiter, who was still present. Once you did, you wished you hadnât because you found him looking directly at you with that smirk still playing across his handsome face and amusement radiating from his eyes.
Not only did he make you feel shitty about yourself, but he was smiling about it now?
It would have been kinder if he kicked you into the gut.
Needless to say, your first impression of the handsome man was not good, and you mentally hoped you would leave as soon as possible so you wouldnât have to deal with him any more than this.
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Unfortunately, you discovered it wouldnât be that simple when you and your crew brought Zoroâs unconscious and wounded body into Namiâs bed after his fight with Mihawk. Â
It was the first time you properly looked at him, feeling your stomach sinking.
The bleeding was excessive, and a single look at his wounds was all you needed to be triggered back to the times with your old captain and crew. Deadly injuries were common when the captainâs temper got out of hand. It was why many resorted to snitching on others or making up rumors and such, if only to be labeled as valuable and loyal and avoid his wrath themselves. At times, you wondered if things would have been more bearable if your crew showed more solidarity with each other.
You blinked several times, trying to chase away the fog of vicious memories and return to the present time to your badly injured friend.
âBaratie,â your voice was weak when you spoke, and you watched Nami nod.
âLuffy, we need to go,â you said to your captain whose gaze never felt Zoroâs wound, âIâm not really in the mood for food, you guys,â said Luffy, uncharacteristically quiet next to you.
âTo get a doctor!â yelled Nami, and you merely shook your head and pulled at his wrist to drag him back toward the restaurant with you.
You werenât thinking clearly when you found the head chef and the waiter in the kitchen. You werenât certain what was said as you were still too shaken from the reality of Zoro being injured and the trauma from your past.
You vaguely recalled Luffy begging for their help while you rambled over what happened all too fast; you didnât really make sense to yourself, let alone an outsider.
You didnât notice Sanji approaching you. At least not until you felt a warm, solid palm against your shoulder blades and another against your cheek.
Your eyes got trapped by a pair of grey-blue ones while that accented voice you found all too soothing in that moment spoke, âItâs alright, sweetheart.â
His expression was oddly severe for once, but still not completely, âBreath with me.â
In a heartbeat, you obeyed, feeling grounded by the instruction that took your mind away from the distress, âOur friend is injured. Can you help us, please?â
âAt once, madam,â said Sanji, and you were certain never in your entire life had anyone looked at you so gently as this man had at that moment while promising his help.
Swallowing, you nodded and allowed the man to lead you back to your ship and your injured crewmate.
It wasnât until you noticed Usoppâs raised eyebrows and gaze at your side that you realized that somewhere along everything that happened, you or Sanji took hold of the otherâs hand and remained that way until now.
With a rapidly beating heart, you gently shook your hand free from his hold, immediately mourning the absence of his touch and warmth, and pushed it into your pocket for comfort. It didnât seem to help, though. Still, you forced yourself to be grateful and optimistic since, after all, right now, you brought someone who could help Zoro, and that was what mattered.
Your injured crewmate was your main focus, of course, but every once in a while, whenever your gaze met the blondâs, you found him looking at you with fondness and a smirk that seemed just soft enough to be a kind smile.
Sighing you offered him a small nod unsure if it meant there was some peace between you two or something else entirely.
For now, you let it rest.
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After the head chef Zeff did all he could for Zoro, you took turns talking to your unconscious friend and maintaining the ship, but apart from that, there wasnât much to do. The waiting was the worst of it. You left Nami to read to Zoro and went to find something to do. You often felt like morose by nature, but with everything going on, it all seemed even more depressing.
Even if there was no reason for him to stick around, you found Sanji in the shipâs kitchen when you went there to check the inventory. Something you only did to fill the time, as you had already done so just yesterday, âOh, Iâm sorry.â
âFor what?â he chuckled, stealing a glance at you with that typical smirk of his, âIf anything, a little bit of company would be nice.â
You felt the familiar uneasiness inside your stomach, wondering if he would make fun of you again. Still, simultaneously, you recalled how he calmed you down when you came to ask for help and how sincere he seemed since.
There was also the story he told you all about how Zeff sacrificed his leg to save him, which forced you to excuse yourself and cry a little bit on your own, only for the man to call after you, mocking you again by acting all sweet and lovable.
Overall, you didnât think you ever met a man who puzzled you as much as Sanji.
âPlease,â he said, âI find it abnormal to have a kitchen all to myself.â
Biting your lower lip momentarily, you decided to enter, telling yourself you could pretend to be busy while checking the supplies.
Yet, you darted your eyes to his hands. They work for a moment before you move to gaze at his face. You were puzzled by this man. He seemed so focused, and in his element, you almost didnât want to speak in fear to ruin his concertation and work.
Your gazes met, and once again, he offered you a little smirk. You couldnât decide if he was secretly making fun of you, trying to trick you, or being genuine? But if so, why the games?
You rushed to the opposite side and turned your back to him while taking quick notes and counting.
You could clearly hear him cutting vegetables and stirring something occasionally, and yet, you felt his grey-blue eyes on you at all the time, too.
âI have to say, Iâm impressed,â he said after a moment of tense silence.
You blinked, turning to find him with his back to you. Were you just imagining his gaze after all?
âI find the number of supplies you manage to fit almost surreal,â he chuckled and glanced at you.
You averted your eyes, feeling the familiar heat return to your face, âIâm just good at filling every little crack with something.â At your old ship, if you didnât find a way to fit all the supplies and things the captain wanted on the ship, you wouldnât eat dinner or, worse, face his wrath.
He glanced at you again, and when you looked at him, you found him smiling, âNow youâre just selling yourself unfairly short, sweetheart.â
He turned his back to you and said, âIf Iâm not mistaken, you have to consider the number of people on board. How much will they eat or need for however many days you have until your next stop? Not to mention, consider the weight of everything on the ship.â
Your heart swelled with pride just as it had when Luffy pointed out how cool it was that you could do all that, like it was one of the best tricks he ever saw. Even if it was hard to accept the praise, it was nice to be appreciated. You never got such a treatment when you were with your old crew.
As you felt too self-aware to look at him and see his eyes after he made you feel so good about yourself, you chose to turn away, âThank you. Youâre⌠thatâs nice of you to say.â
It was a nice thing to say, and you felt a bit guilty that you always thought of him so harshly.
When you suddenly felt him by your side, your eyes widened, and you swiftly turned to glance at him.
Too close, you thought as you felt his body heat against your skin, even through clothing.
He offered you another smirk. Oddly, no matter how many times he smirked at you, you never felt genuinely threatened or put off by it. They just left your heart beating too fast and your palms sweaty.
Sanji reached for one of the boxes in the cabin above your head, âJust being honest, madam. Cross my heart.â
Your heart might as well have been trying to jump out of your chest with how fast it was beating when he said that.
Cruel, you thought to yourself. No matter how he wrapped it, he was a really cruel man for doing all of this to you.
He offered you a single wink and returned back to his cooking while you decided to finish this later and ran out. You just felt too overwhelmed by this man at the moment to stick around longer, even if perhaps a tiny part of you wouldnât have minded.
You still werenât sure what to think about the blond, but when he praised your skills rather than your looks, you felt he might be sincere.
The fact remained that the man puzzled you. At times, he sounded like a genuinely nice enough man, even funny and pleasant to be around, but then he would start to compliment you and make you feel nervous. It wasnât good when it was just the two. As much as you would prefer to avoid him, it seemed impossible. But by the gods of the sea, it got worse when others were around, and they could hear it all.
You just found yourself feeling too exposed and embarrassed. You didnât like to be made fun of. And the only reason why you never tried to tell him it bothered you or stop talking to him was that, despite all of this, you didnât wish to start anything. You wanted to keep the peace, and as long as his comments remained just comments, you would endure. You endured far worse, after all.
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It honestly took you a while to realize he wasnât mocking you, or at least not doing so on purpose. Maybe you would have realized it sooner had you all not been dealing with Namiâs absence and the whole Arlong mess.
It wasnât until you met with Namiâs sister, Nojiko, that it really hit you.
He was a flirt.
That was all to it.
He wasnât mocking or singling you out; he just acted like this with every woman he met.
You felt a mixture of things. You were relieved that he wasnât making fun of you, just being himself. Another part of you was even grateful that despite your apparent lacking in the traditional beauty department, he still treated you the same way as any of the number of the really beautiful women he encountered. You couldnât recall the last time you were treated nicely in such a way. But of course, because of your insecurities, you couldnât completely shake the feeling of embarrassment whenever he would call you beautiful or give you attention, mainly because even if he wasnât making fun of you, you knew some might or worse people would think you actually thought all those things were true. You just didnât like the attention. It made your flaws feel far too exposed.
âHere, let me do that, so you can eat,â you offered to fill the plates in his place. You already finished eating anyway, and you didnât really like to sit around pointlessly.
âNonsense,â he said, but it seemed he brightened up even more than he was before when you approached him, âIt wouldnât feel right to let a woman of your beauty to do all the work.â
You almost sighed, but now that you knew it wasnât in bad taste, you forced yourself to grimace, âThen at least let me help you with the dishes?â
The blond chuckled and shook his head at you. He seemed genuinely amused with a hind of fondness when he spoke, âYou certainly are hard working. Donât you ever rest?â
You shrugged your shoulders before you quickly started to work on the pile of dishes the villager brought for cleaning during the celebration of the Straw Hat Crewâs victory.
âHere,â you heard Sanji behind you.
Before you could properly turn around, you watched a pair of hands put an apron around you, âWouldnât want you to ruin your clothes.â
You forced yourself to stay calm and offered the man a smile and a quiet thanks before you resumed your work on the dishes.
It was nice. Due to your personality, you never particularly liked crowds or a lot of people. But whenever you were forced to be around them or had a need for it, you always tried to gain an option to still find your personal solitude for a few moments or hours. Sometimes, when it happened, you felt lonely, but tonight, you couldnât help but smile at how happy and festive everyone was around you. Their good mood affected your own.
Especially Namiâs. Watching her from time to time, you smile to yourself, knowing she was genuinely happy for her to have her freedom and name cleaned at last.
âOur captain sure is something else,â said the blond behind you, still serving out food.
You turned to see what he meant and smiled at Luffy goofing around with Usopp and some villagers.
You nodded, âHe is. But given how pirate captains usually are, itâs a good thing.â
You resumed your work, and based on the number of times someone said thanks or Sanji chatted up some random woman, you assumed he did, too.
After a while, you heard him speak again, âUsopp said heâs not your first captain, though.â
âUsopp talks a lot,â you commented, feeling your stomach sinking and your nervous habit awakening just as it always had whenever you thought about your old life. Even on such a nice night like this one, with everyone so happy and carefree, your traumatizing past snuck up on you.
âAh, donât do that, sweetheart. Youâre hurting yourself, and such a pretty woman should never do so to herself,â said the blond effortlessly, yet with a hint of concern.
You quickly stopped and tried to busy yourself with work again, âSorry.â You still felt nervous and knew if you werenât busy and trying to actively fight it, you would easily succumb to the habit again.
You finished the last plate so far, and without anything else to do but anxiously wait.
Debating with yourself for a moment, you turned to watch the blond. Seeing the way he worked so focused, pleased with his work, himself, and skilled, you felt your heartbeat slow down. It seemed you found comfort in watching him.
He wasnât looking at you, but you could tell he was aware you could see him.
It must have been the sense of peace he seemed to have brought you that you found your lips moving apart, âMy first captain was not a good guy. Neither was anyone in my old crew.â
You regretted your words immediately. You didnât speak about your old crew for a reason, and you honestly didnât want to ruin everyoneâs mood at the moment.
For a second, you noticed Sanji pause and look very much lost in his thoughts before he turned toward you.Â
You were confused, especially when he reached for your hand, but nevertheless, you allowed him to take it.
Even if he must have been going for serious, he looked nothing but properly soft when he said, âI can assure you at least this cook plans to be nothing but good to you.â
It was just a bunch of words in a sentence, but when he said it and pressed a soft kiss against your palm, you couldnât help but wonder if it was a personal vow to you. It sure sounded like one. Oddly enough, despite everything youâve been through, even if just a tiny bit, you believed it. You believed him.
His eyes remained kind and face soft, and for one wildest moment, you almost found yourself wondering if he would do something else. Something more.
Then, however, out of the blue, someone loudly cleared their throat, and you jumped away, pulling your hand out of his.
âIf you two plan to slack off, you should let someone else handle this,â you heard Zoro say and mentally cursed yourself while feeling your face heating up with embarrassment.
âDonât be jealous,â you heard Sanji reply, âIf you smiled every once in a while, and wasnât such a pain in the ass, Iâm positive we could find you someone to adore too.â
You didnât dare to turn around and tried to appear busy with the new dishes someone brought you making sure not to look at the blond again no matter how often you felt his gaze on you-
Wait-
Someone to adore too?!
Koniec
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A.N: Hello, thank you for reading. English is not my first language, so I apologize for grammar and other mistakes. Have a lovely day. Stay safe.Â
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Spoilers for chapter 46 of Glimpse of Us by @justaduckarts
A- it's finally done ;w;
@justaduckarts Again, I absolutely loved the story and its ending. And this moment got me genuinely laughing so really wanted to make a comic c: They got their happy ending â¨
#daycare attendant#daycare attendant moon#daycare attendant sun#fnaf:sb#f/o#self ship#self shipping#self shipper#dca
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day three of cringetober - unnecessarily complicated outfit
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the horrors may be beyond my comprehension but they are not beyond my insatiable lust. come here and kiss me you terrifying abomination.
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Cringe culture is dead, you have xenogenders? Me too! You're a therian? Same! You're a furry? Same here! Do you identify as non-human? Cool me as well! Do you use neopronouns? We're the same! Do you have a typing quirk and use "cringy" words? That's cool and same! You have a unique style(scene, emo, decora kei etc)? That's really cool! You still watch cartoons, play with toys and still play the same games that you grew up with? Because me too! You make "cringy" self-insert fanfics? That's fine! As long as what you're doing doesn't hurt you or anyone it's perfectly fine! Be yourself, screw assholes <3
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âMoon always reads to the kids but does anyone ever read to the Moon? No. But you do. Every night before bed, he holds you in his lap as you read all the stories he wants, as heâs done for others.â
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đ Hi! My name is Kai, I'm 19, and this is my self-shipping blog! đ
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About Me
đ Kai - 19
đ Autistic creature with ADHD
đ Puppy regressor; crow/cockatoo/wolf/dog/ferret/cryptid kin; miscecanis omega
đ Polyamorous; genderfluid; genderfaun; transmasc; pansexual/romantic; demisexual and demiromantic
đ Very very punk (amatopunk, cringepunk, voidpunk, hopepunk,...)
đ Pronouns: â˛ď¸he/him/himself â˛ď¸they/them/themselves â˛ď¸pup/pups/pupself â˛ď¸mush/mushes/mushself â˛ď¸bone/bones/boneself â˛ď¸void/voids/voidself

Self-Shipping
I'll update this as I go <3
𫧠Romantic F/Os 𫧠đł Daycare Attendant Sun, Moon & Eclipse (Fnaf:sb) đł Sanji (One Piece) đł Cole Cassidy (Overwatch)
𫧠Platonic F/Os 𫧠đł Niran (Overwatch) đł Papyrus (Undertale)

More Details
đŹ My main blog: @kaigweny
đŹ My immersive daydreaming blog: @kailutopia
đŹ Fandom reblogs: @circus-borealis
đŹ Writing reblogs: @gremlin-journal
đŹ Kin, miscecanis and regression reblogs: @klutzy-silly-gremlin-den
đŹ Punk and genderfuckery reblogs: @cringepunkdoggo
đŹ My AO3 & my Wattpad
đŹ A Guilded server for everyone! Regressors, kins and alterhumans, punk folks, alternative fashion, queer, neurodiverse, spiritual people, and much more!

#in the gremlin den#about gremlin#about kai#blog intro#self ship#self shipping#self shipper#self shipping community#f/o#f/o community#romantic f/o#fictional other#platonic f/o
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