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inside you (me) there are two wolves

-girlfail yearner who is competent deep down but lacks the self esteem to act like it (imogen temult)

-autist that is mostly like that because they grew up isolated and might have a weird gender thing going on (laudna critical role)

they coexist peacefully within you (me) in perfect balance (they're making out)

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And the album of the Summer is yet again Kate Bush's Hounds of Love for the 40th year in a row

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I mean just look at him, bro was glowing with excitement because wife at table and as soon as the description dropped, he just...

mandatory age of umbra meme because liam and laura are delighting in creeping out travis and it is sending me

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mandatory age of umbra meme because liam and laura are delighting in creeping out travis and it is sending me

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age of umbra where everything is the same but this is the hope and fear counter

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finding out that not only did Leverage Redemption get a season 3, there's a Librarians spin-off happening too?? in an age of unrelenting content slop idk who decided to start throwing money at dean devlin and john rogers all of a sudden but thank fuck for them

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Everyone is like order 23 is like the Nate psychological torture peak but I’m here watching the white rabbit job and JESUS CHRIST

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"tumblr's the only social media without algorithms!" "you can still be anonymous on tumblr!" "tumblr's so nice because you don't have to show your face!" WRONG tumblr is special because you can have 3000 followers and still get an average of seven likes a post. i'm doing stand up comedy at a packed venue and one person is laughing

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i made my character a human fighter who’s a housewife/empty nester seeking adventure and wholesome fantasy violence after discovering that her husband is having an affair

is this……

is this how you dungeons 

is this how you dragons

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Losing my mind at the fact that Matthew Mercer reuploaded There Will Be Brawl at 1 am unprompted today and NOBODY is fucking talking about it anywhere??? Why are the views in the 100s?? where is the critter hug of death?? Does nobody appreciate the restoration of art??

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a fun side effect of being obsessed with critical role but not super involved in the fandom spaces is trying to guess the discourse from the posts by the few people I do follow.

like, posts refuting arguments so absurd I can barely even believe the rebuttal has to be made. and I think, "surely the discourse can't be that bad, right?" like a side character in a lovecraft story unaware of how much protection their ignorance has afforded them

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Winter has arrived on Poob.

Start your 7 day free trial of Poob today, and watch smash hit Martin Scorcese's Goncharov.

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i don't know if my prefrontal cortex just developed or if I'm finally fully hydrated for the first time in a few months but I just felt a part of myself become fundamentally incapable of cringing the way it used to and I fully expect it to affect my posting habits

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Putting the toxic in your yuri.

A Chastity's Nook original: Crimson Desire by the beloved Dr. Edd End.

This is my #CriticalRolemance piece for @artists-guild-of-exandria