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Give that boy a nap

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pastas with a s/o thats a complete flirt like 100% slut plss 🥺🙏

CREEPS WITH A FLIRTY S/O

JEFF THE KILLER:

Gives you so much shit but he's the same amount of flirty back so he's basically talking shit about himself too

So make sure you give him the same shit back! Don't let the snarky comments get to you either!

But obviously this man is down for anything at anytime.

He can keep himself contained as long as you're only verbally flirting but once you start touching him its alllll over for you

He's crazy rough too so beware!

EYELESS JACK:

Has the best self control out of any of the creeps so your flirting doesn't really phase him

Of course it does when you first start with it, but not more than a bit of surprise

But he doesn't reciprocate

Eventually gets fed up with your constant flirting and pins you to the wall and ravishes you

You better pray it's not close to his rut

TIM/MASKY:

Thinks it's cute but shit he doesn't have time for this!

He's a very busy man and unfortunately he can't please you all the time

Not the type to flirt with his words but more with his actions

Leaving a light kiss on your neck or grazing his fingers up your thigh just to let you know he wants you and he hears what you're saying

When he finally gets his free moment, you're all his and he's all yours. Fuck he's been dying to have you.

BRIAN/HOODIE:

Flirts right back!!

"If you're so damn confident, take off those panties for me sweetheart"

Confident as fuck because as much as you think you have him wrapped around your finger, it's quite the opposite. He knows how to get what he wants

Will absolutely fuck you in public too so watch your pretty mouth!

Also has no problem working you up with his vile words and leaving you high and dry as he leaves for a mission

"TICCI" TOBY:

He's down baaaaad...

Gets worked up so so so quick and you could have him begging for you easily

Your words go right to his dick and he's looking at you with those pleading eyes, silently begging you to stroke him like the good boy he is

A horrible flirt that's what he is. So don't expect any quick comebacks or remarks

Gets super embarrassed when you get him worked up in public

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that’s it that’s the whole show

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Who else going to Claire's?

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Here's a little treat (ha)

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Go huskies ig

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I feel called out

Omni culture is when your parents keep introducing you as their bi daughter to people and you gotta bite your tongue from yelling “YOUR OMNISEXUAL KID” so fists don’t fly at the BBQ

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Teen Kai: *throws open Aizawa’s door and stands in it, staring at him*

Teen aizawa: *looks up from his phone* ….what?

Kai: …*dabs*

Aizawa: oh my god you’re such an idiot…

Kai: your dad’s an idiot.

Aizawa: we have the same dad.

Kai: no we don’t. They found you in a dumpster. Dirty stinky dumpster baby.

Aizawa: you know I dropped you on your head as an infant? That’s why you’re so horribly disfigured.

Kai: you look like shrek had failed plastic surgery.

Aizawa: ya know, people literally cover their children’s eyes when you walk past, just so they don’t have to pay for their therapy.

Kai: you’re the one who needs therapy.

Aizawa: ….

Kai: ….

Both of them: *start laughing*

Aizawa: *flips him off*

Kai: *flips him off whilst walking out of the room*

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This was said at 2 am

Hawks: The Ocean is a soup.

Dabi:

Dabi: Do elaborate.

Hawks: What are needed for something to be a soup?

Dabi: Erm... Water, salt, some form of vegetation, and personally I prefer some meat in mine.

Hawks: *Tilts head*

Dabi: The Ocean is a Soup.

Hawks: The Ocean is a Soup.

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Get that boy a belt

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Eri had been staying with them for a few weeks now, and honestly, Hitoshi had no idea what to do.

Don't get me wrong, he likes Eri. At least, he thinks he does. She seems like a good kid. But she's very quiet and timid in a way that Hitoshi recognized because he used to be the same way. She was scared - not of him, exactly, but of engaging with anyone.

Naturally, Hitoshi wanted to help. What kind of hero wouldn't at least try to help a scared little kid? And he'd had foster siblings before, of course. Some of them were even close to Eri's age, but she was different from all of them. The things she had been through... Hitoshi didn't even know how to begin to help her feel safe after all of that.

He wracked his brain, but nothing seemed quite right. That was until he went to the mall with Denki one day and saw something that gave him an idea. It wouldn't fix anything. It wouldn't heal all of Eri's pain. It was only a toy, a small, soft plushie, but it was cute. And it reminded Hitoshi of Eri in a way, so maybe... maybe it would coax a smile from her.

When Hitoshi got home that evening, Eri was sitting on the couch with Hizashi, quietly coloring something while Hizashi graded some papers.

The sound of the door caught both of their attention, and Hizashi offered a warm smile.

"Hey, Toshi!" He greeted warmly. "I see Kaminari finally convinced you to go shopping."

"Well, actually, this is, uhm... this is for Eri." Hitoshi explained, suddenly very nervous as Eri stared up at him with wide eyes.

What if she didn't like it? Was he overstepping? What if she felt like he was being pushy or something? Was this a bad idea?

"For... me?" Eri repeated, shocked.

"Yeah." Hitoshi confirmed, rubbing the back of his neck nervously. "I just - it reminded me of you, so I... thought you might like it?"

Hitoshi took the stuffed animal out of its bag and set it down in front of Eri as his anxious rambles continued.

"And it's okay if you don't! I didn't mean - "

Before he could spiral any further, Eri picked up the stuffed unicorn. She held it up, staring at it in wonder for a long moment before hugging it tightly to her chest. She held it for a few seconds before holding it up again, showing it to Hizashi.

"Look, it has a horn just like mine!" She observed.

She sounds happy, Hitoshi thought as he watched her snuggle the toy. He realized this was the first time he'd seen her smile, and immediately, he was sure that he would destroy anyone who dared to make her frown again.

"I love it!" Eri declared, beaming. Hitoshi let out a breath he hadn't realized he was holding.

He was surprised, but pleasantly so, when Eri jumped up from the couch to give Hitoshi a hug.

"Thank you, Toshi." She said contentedly, still clutching the small toy. It warmed Hitoshi's heart and brought a smile to his face.

"Anything for you, kid."

And yeah, when he said 'anything', there was no doubt that he meant it with everything he had.

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dooodles

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The airports women's rooms seem like a cult. The nicest cult ever, but still a cult.

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really dumb/brilliant idea: a show called Queer-Coded Villains or something similar where all of the characters are obviously, blatantly queer, but they never outright state that they're queer or what kind of queer they are. a minor character asks one of the major characters for their pronouns and they get interrupted by an explosion before the major character can respond

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Kurono: *creating a robot version of Chisaki* Chisaki: You can't turn its confidence up that high! Do you have any idea how dangerous I'd be if I had zero self doubt?