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wake up babe they found out where ekt is from

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Asexual flag color picked from the celibacy gif

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shoutout to flags that look like landscapes fr gotta be one of my favorite genders

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great news everyone! the lost song "Everyone Knows That (Ulterior Motives)" has been discovered in its entirety!

it is from a 1986 porno, and the 17 "found" seconds that went viral were the only parts that didn't have loud moaning!

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Anyway...

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ITS A BIG DAY !!!!

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bro carl92 knew EXACTLY where that fucking song was from. he literally recorded it straight from the source. he specifically recorded the least questionable part of the film. we all thought he was eating a bag of CHIPS. and this was the song that stumped people on the internet for 3 years. this is truly the funniest fucking timeline

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Well it

It definitely bangs alright

why does every lost song fucking. BANG HARD

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EVERYONE BIG NEWS

THEY FOUND ULTERIOR MOTIVES. AND IT WAS FROM A PORNO

I REPEAT,

IT WAS FROM A 1986 PORNO NAMED ‘ANGELS OF PASSION’

(found by reddit user south_pole_ball)

CONGRATS TO EVERYONE INVOLVED, WE WON.

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Mr. President, the full cut of Everyone Knows That has been found

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Ulterior Motives

I CANNOT BELIEVE THE EVERYONE KNOWS THAT WAS FOUND AND IT WAS IN PORN OUT OF ALL THINGS

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That Lost Media Song "Everyone Knows That" Being From A 1986 Porno Was The Last Thing I Expected From This Year

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NOT THE LOSTWAVE SONG “EVERYONE KNOWS THAT”/“ULTERIOR MOTIVES” BEING FROM AN 80s PORNO LMAOOOO

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Pornwatcher92 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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Let us suppose that the "average" horse would have equal proportions of all these parts. The degree to which each part in this poll deviates from the "average" size (20% of total) will determine how large or small that part of our horse will be (i.e a horse with only 10% in Legs will have legs half the size of the average horse).

I will draw a picture of the horse we make!

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As with the horse poll, please regard these options as sliders. The extent to which each one deviates from 1/6th of the total will determine the amount that canine aspect deviates from the "average."

I will draw the dog we make. :)