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there will be a show with two guys in a fucked up power dynamic that is the core of their relationship and all the posts will be like "i love them but i hate the power dynamic" and all the fic is like "what if there was no power dynamic" or "what if the power dynamic was switched". like okay actually i think the imbalance is fun and awesome. anyone else

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My hot take is shen yuan is weirder than binghe. Yeah binghe is insane, but his craziness is a result of child abuse, loss, and a literal evil sword messing up his brain. Shen Yuan grew up with a rich and loving family and he still does out of pocket shit like fake his suicide and say he wouldn't abort you after you have sex. That is raw, primal freak

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GONG JUN as WEN KEXING in Word of Honor 山河令 (2021)

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✨SPIN THE WHEEL TO GET YOUR CHARACTER✨

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Sorry I'm still not over this:

Of course Yue Qi knew he wasn't scared. If he really let Shen Jiu brawl with the other kids he'd fight dirty . He'd gouge at their eyes and kick them in the belly or crotch or shin. He was terribly vicious, and the other party would be the one to end up suffering and bawling in terror. Yue Qi forced down a smile.

SVSSS Vol 4 Pg 82

Yue Qi (and later as Yue Qingyuan) admonishes Shen Jiu and tries to make the peace and says shit like "why are you like this?" And tries to get Shen Jiu to behave because he knows he needs to be responsible

But also, he likes Shen Jiu mean

He likes it when he's vicious and nasty

Right after this bit he says "Are you done standing on my foot? If you are, I'll take you somewhere fun"

And just! He likes his Shen Jiu Mean!

When all the other Peak Lords are like "Shen Qingqiu is nice now and we prefer this one" Yue Qingyuan is like "ok but can we get the mean one back please"

Their entire relationship and Shen Jiu's life would be fixed if Shen Jiu could just be mean to Yue Qingyuan and no one else

They would both be so fucking happy

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Agatha Harkness & Regina Mills - Purple Power Witches

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i would like to think that she absolutely went back to get the shirt.

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i know the idea of 'hear me out' type posts is weird non-conventional attraction but i also have a fascination for the people whos 'hear me outs' are conventionally attractive characters from the most OBSURE media. like if you were asked to name a sexy character and your first thought is the girl from a mostly forgotten 1980s canadian animated scifi musical im gonna be way more intrigued by whats going on in your brain than if you had said like. the dragon from shrek yknow.

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Soooo nobody is going to ask him about the BLOOD POOL?

Why? How? When? What?

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i’m sick and tired of people pretending that burger isn’t delicious just to clown on americans. america deserves the ridicule, but why’s burger catching strays? burger did nothing wrong

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translation: “My sheep! [bah! bah!] You are my life. [bah! bah!] Walk behind me…[bah! bah!] Sing (after me).”

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Concept: A witch cat that’s too fat to fly

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Me: “The food webs we try to teach children and the public are too simple to get the point across. Why do they never bother to show the more intricate relationships between specific species? It can’t be that hard to represent with basic teaching tools... I’ll make the thing!”

The thing:

Me: “....I get it now.”

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SIUAN SANCHE 3.02 | A Question of Crimson

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It really is 2003 again Jesus Tapdancing Christ.

Like, all Republicans did was replace Iraq and gay people with Iran and trans people.