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this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*

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bro that ask made me realize I've been following you and like. actively looking at your posts for longer than at least three relationships I've had. romance is temporary bb is forever

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always remember! ☝️🤓 romance is temporary bb is forever

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proximity

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"you can use ai to improve spelling and grammar"

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I think toy doctors are so nice actually like i remember being a little heartbroken kid when one of my beloved stuffed animals got old and torn up and my mom just threw him out. And i know what it would have meant to me, to have someone lovingly stitch him back up instead so i could love him just a little longer. And I’m really glad there are little kids out there who get to see pictures of their stuffed animals and dolls with little fake hospital beds and casts as they “rest & heal” before returning to them good as new. Like what a sweet thing to do with your life.

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do yall ever just have too many people you wanna read about at one time and end up jumping back and forth from 10 different slow burn fics in the span of an hour

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(ФωФ) may I request a reader born with 2 dicks? You can choose the databases I ain't picky ヽ(*≧ω≦)ﾉ

2 dicks? Okay so you know I gotta pick Eddie and Volt for this right lmao.

AMAB Reader - AMAB Volt and Eddie.

The first time you three had sex together, you weren't even sure how to begin.

"Okay. So, I have something to tell you guys."

Their faces are already flustered, having been making out with you and also between each other for a while now.

"What is it... Livewire?"

You scratch your head, thinking of the best way to say what you want to say, but decide that the best way to do that is to simply show them.

You hold their wrists, and make them touch your crotch. Immediately after doing that they both look down quickly with an extremely bewildered, shocked expression.

"Wait what the fuck?"

"You can take my pants off."

The gears on their brains are turning as their eyes widen and the blush on their face becomes a really bright red.

Eddie hesitates, but Volt slowly undoes your pants, leaving you only in your underwear.

You can hear them swallowing loudly, as they see both of your lengths hard and dripping straining against your underwear.

"F-fuck I didn't even know that was possible."

"It's... pretty rare."

Volt bites his lip, it's like you were made for both of them to taste. Both the men remove your boxers, and then your lengths spring.

You're big, both of your cocks are. Which makes them press their legs together as they kneel in front of you, expectantly.

Your hands go for both of their jaws, holding them gently as you bring them closer to your dicks. They waste no time, beginning to lick and savour your stiffness. Volt is always eager to please, bobbing his head up and down the cock he's sucking, making sure to use his mouth the way he would like to be pleased.

Eddie takes a bit more time, you know he has more shame than the other man, so he slowly licks at your sides, putting his lips around your tip and giving it swipes, trying to remember your taste.

You groan out loud at their movements, and you feel them shake in excitement at seeing how they work you up. Volt's mouth hastens its movements, now basically deepthroating you. Eddie takes you deeper inside his warm cavity, moaning in the process.

You decide that you'd like to fuck them both. But also see them doing it themselves.

"Enough."

They stop instantly, mouths leaving your cock with a pop. Their lips are red and glistening, it's an incredible view.

"D-did you not like it?"

Eddie's voice makes your heart warm up.

"That's not it. Get on all fours and turn around."

You can see the excitement filling their faces, it's like they lit up in a moment. They do as they're told, presenting their holes to you.

Eddie shifts, legs closed as he curves his spine enough for you to see the cute shape of his ass. Volt is more provocative, legs open, his cock hanging hard and proudly between his legs.

You massage their behinds, getting closer to the place they want to feel you the most.

And when you do you hear them groan.

Your fingers circle their holes, slowly pushing inside. The intrusion is welcomed by the two men, who've decided to hold each other's hands.

You pump your digits inside their warmness, and you can hear them sighing and letting out small weak moans.

When you insert two digits and begin to fasten your pace, they begin to crumble slowly.

"A-Ah! L-Livewire!"

Volt tries to fuck himself on your fingers, which earns him a slap to the glutes. He yelps, whining an apology.

"F-fuck...shit-"

Eddie isn't doing great, his back curves further, he somehow seems to both trying to get away from your touch and further in.

Your fingers quickly find their sweet spot, rewarding you with the cutest moans.

"A-Ah there! Please there! L-livewire~~~nnn!!!"

You're probably gonna get addicted to the way Volt begs when he really wants something.

"O-oh fffffuck--fuck!!!"

You see Eddie twitch, and that is enough for you to remove your fingers from their insides.

Eddie pants, while Volt whines at the emptiness, he wiggles his butt in an enticing way and looks at you with his lovely eyes.

"Livewire...mmhh...."

"Calm down, I'll give you what you both want in a second."

Your lengths are now positioned on their cheeks, of course Volt grinds onto one of your dicks, and you make sure to slap his ass for not doing as you say.

You can feel them clenching down on you as you begin to enter them, Eddie's mouth opens, gasps leave his throat as he tries to adjust to the feeling of your length inside.

Volt bites his lip, breathing hard as his insides get stretched out.

"Okay. Now, give me a show."

The boys are confused, the first one to get what you say is Eddie, which slowly begins to fuck himself on your cock. And seeing his beloved doing so makes Volt quickly do the same, getting close to Eddie's lips to place a sensual kiss.

Seeing them like that, kissing as they drop down and up on your lengths makes you throb. You can hear their moaning, brows furrowed together, face adorned by a deep blush.

"Aaann~!"

Volt gets your cock fully inside, wiggling his ass, provoking you.

"Brat... well, I can't not punish you."

You grab Eddie's shoulder roughly, which startles him, causing him to look at you as if he'd done something wrong.

"Don't worry Eddie. I think you'll like being collateral damage."

Before he can even wonder what you mean, you begin to thrust inside of them harshly and fast, knocking the air out of their lungs.

"hah- hah- hah- hah!!"

"F-fuck-fuck-nnnnngh!!!!!"

You can see drool spill out of Volt's mouth, eyes firmly shut.

"Livewire-livewire-l-livewire!!~"

That nickname you've come to love leaves Volt's mouth like a prayer, the sound of it begging you to please just punish him further.

"F-fuck I can't - please-"

Eddie's getting overstimulated, you know you're gonna have to pamper them both after this, as your cock unrelentingly pushes inside them.

You feel Eddie's legs giving out from below him, which you quickly make sure to prop him up by holding his hips. One last thrust and he comes hard with a breathless gasp.

"A-AGHHH!!!"

Feeling the other man beside him come, makes his body give out, splashing the floor with his seed.

You don't stop, the rhythm becoming jagged as your breathing catches in your throat.

When you come, they both whine quite intensely. Their insides keep you in place, warmness inviting.

Eddie is extremely tired. Volt is feeling on the moon, and when he feels your cum dripping down his legs he feels himself twitching.

You make sure to kiss them both, deep, passionately and intense, just the way you know they like. Their heads lay on your lap, one hand stroking Eddie's hair while the other rubs Volt's chin.

"Good job....I love you two."

Eddie snuggles closer to you, he doesn't seem to be in all of his faculties, but he's conscious enough to know he wants to be pampered.

Volt makes happy noises, you can't help but to think he looks a bit like a cat, in a sense.

You three think the same, wondering what other things you can get up to.

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when exactly is uptown funk gon give it to me?

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Had to drop this conversation I had with Johnny Berchtold (????) didn’t expect an answer but the mystery has been solved fellas (I couldn’t watch the movie without wondering it was bugging me)

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The Passenger + Memes

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When she leaves & takes half of the trophies

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me if wanting to make a dr out of any piece of media i consume was a crime

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and what are we going to do when the HP series comes out and we start seeing a resurgence of the fandom here including gifsets and fics. like are u guys gonna bring up your neurodivergence and cry "can we separate the art from the artist!!!!! you dont need to pay to watch it!!!!!its my comfort show and I'm DEPRESSED and AUTISTIC"

what then

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spoiler alert to sg s3!!! squid game’s ending was BULLSHIT. fym they ruined gi-hun’s plot armor, dae-ho’s character, myung-gi’s chance to potentially be a good father, killed my girl hyun-ju absolutely DISRESPECTFULLY ON THE SECOND EP EVEN IF SHE WAS ONE OF THE STRONGEST PEOPLE IN THERE, made the best granny ever kill herself, killed every single good character only for a baby to win and it not even being fucking worth it because THE GAMES CONTINUED IN AMERICA. the only things i actually loved in this new season was nam-gyu’s and myung-gi’s “friendship” and the fact we had a little more min-su screentime (also his death was cruel because omg he thought he died while holding hands with se-mi i am not alright) anyways i absolutely will chase the writers DOWN and turn them into chili cus there’s no way i am accepting this ending. istfg if only gi-hun had gotten on that fuckass plane i am not alright 💔💔💔