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Why can’t boobs sink

I want to enjoy my bubble bath

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Got fucking blocked

Steve Harvey, walking forward: [audience cheering and clapping] YES!!! KILL!!!!!! [board changes, with a ding, to reveal the word “KILL”]

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I swear this bitch juelikas gonna snap one day I did

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Hey stove if your alive draw a shitty Danny Phantom

We ain't be thrivin' but at least we alivin' (which is more than we can say for Danno)

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Happy Yuletide!!

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Alternatively

Loki: Gay bitch

The pagan: Gayer bitch

MCU comic idea: Just consider Thor and or Loki coming to visit Midgard and coming across a Norse pagan who works with them and it’s just like

Thor: Hey I know you

The witch: umm are.. um

Thor: Yes, you’re the one who gave me that drawing

The witch: Yes sorry it was all that I had

Thor: No I loved it, hm did I miss guide my candle sorry young lass keep it up I look forward to these drawings in the future

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Me: Mmmm Ive wanted to watch mlp for a while now but shame

Mlp: Here’s some comentar y on capitalism

Me well

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Looks up two different ships with minors on twitter: PORN PORN PORN comic PORN PORN PORN

Looks up ship with two adults one of which is extremely sexual: Fluff comic comic art angst prompts

I fucking hate twitter so goddamn much

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Let the Steven Universe Hyperfixation begin

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They keep trying to fuck i just wanna watch cool vampire fight show

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Upgrades

Day one of Pride bitches

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me trying to be run without my tits bounce every where

i run around like a fraggle

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After the post+ protest how we feeling

just had to ban like three bots

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Someone playing Minecraft with keepinventory on and dying so they can get home quickly has such like, Powerful, Careless Immortal energy.

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some of my favorite manga panels

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Rewatching good omens find it amazing how

hell is going through a legal process trying Crowley with all of hell agreeing on his sentence and following an “eye for an eye” punishment

While in heaven fucking “I’m a dick” Gabriel is just “I didn’t get to have my war Funtime I hate you go die”

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BOTW head cannon

Okay my ass likes to project so I see mipha and link as a queer platonic relationship but everybody was like “Dating????”

Or they were best friends but heteronormative society is weird

I favor the second because i can’t count the amount of times it’s happened to me