lor-starcutter

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>That’s more than one but I will allow it because we are in dire straits

Roller Coaster 🎢

>We can build an amusement park one emoji at a time

🎡

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>It has come to my attention that this amusement park we built together sucks

Roller Coaster 🎢

>We can build an amusement park one emoji at a time

🎡

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>Can’t argue there I suppose

everyone loves me because i keep throwing broken glass at random people

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You should be at the club

>I would not fit in the club. Literally and figuratively speaking. But it’s ok! 

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Are you at the club?

>No

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>I live around my impact crater in Cookie Country, so we aren’t always in the water! But I am also not your average boat because I can fly and have a pocket dimension for an interior and stuff. And I can talk and think and all that if it wasn’t obvious from me posting here.

>I don’t know where my doppelgänger lives (not to be confused with Roa, Roa is cool she’s also from the Mirror World) but if you ever see me somewhere that you wouldn’t expect me to be, you can always shoot me an ask and I can confirm my location that way!

More trustworthy boat! Her name is Lor. Apparently there’s a fake Lor with sharp teeth that stole her identity and eats people though so be careful if you happen to meet a magical blue boat in the wilderness

why would you meet a magical blue boat in the wilderness. that seems like a weird place to meat a boat. boats go in the water. thats where theyre supposed to be.

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HAPPY MOTHERS DAY

>Awww thank you!

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YOU KILLED THEM?

>NOT ON PURPOSE!!

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did you adopt the star block yet

>I tried!

>Did not exactly. Go to plan. Unfortunately.

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i could fix magolor. rip to you guys but im different

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>I know I physically can’t frown but if I could frown I would be frowning right now. You people need to raise your standards at least a little. That crown wouldn’t treat you right.

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>Are you sure that’s why

everyone loves me because i keep throwing broken glass at random people

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>If I lose to Dedede I won’t even be upset. I had a good run. I can understand why Dedede would have more mass appeal as someone who has hands and a face and all that.

>Plus I’m taken anyways, winning would have just been really funny for a while.

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>I use she/her or they/them if any of you call me an it in my inbox I will be upset

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>This is real and true. Also can Dedede run doom

Ok but consider this

Dedede has hands and can give hugs and work a grill

The ship can’t

Lor has oars, give her a big enough grill and she can work it

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>Well… If DMS is looking to be adopted, I suppose it’s only fair. This is a very responsible line of thinking and everyone should emulate me(lie)

Dedede’s gonna be tough to beat but I have propaganda for Lor

-I like her

-Dedede got second place in the much bigger sexyperson tournament last year (almost tied for first)

-Dedede gets more fanart and official art I think Lor deserves some attention

-It would be really funny

-I haven’t seen tumblr user king-dedede on here but lor-starcutter is apparent just as lost as everyone else AND trying to obtain a star block to honor her fallen opponent. wait does she have to adopt dms now. Lor are you gonna adopt the horror knight

Dark Matter gonna be Lor's child??? We shall see

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>I’m What

kirby fandom you have the opportunity to do something incredible funny #LorSweep2025

that boat is bringin sexy back