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Tim "won't end you but will end your bloodline" Drake:

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what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

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Someone: Tell me about Red Hood, but in short.

Me:

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🗡️🗡️🗡️

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pov you’re on tumblr for halloween:

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Big fan of Dipper "if I ever see you again outside of my nightmares, there is no force in the universe that will stop me from putting you in the ground" Pines

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Me tooooo

October 18: So, Toy Story 5 has been announced… draw the next toy that’s gonna be introduced as a character in it.

So what was popular during the 2007's area (approximation of the year) a Little show called Phineas and Ferb. And I remember they made a toy of their pet platypus that didn't do anything. So like the character counterpart when something dangerous needs to be done and no one watches it, It can do the actions necessary. except for 1 fight scene where people are just clumsy and unlucky enough to knock themselves out with a toy.

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Imagine Dick actually adopted Jason. Like that's so chaotic— especially when Jason comes back from the dead.

12 year old Jason: Hey, Dick? Since I'm adopted by you, does that mean you're my father?

18 year old Dick: ...I'm still too young to called dad so no, I'm just your legal guardian.

Jason: Okay, dad.

Dick, tearing up: Please no.

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Jason after resurrection as Red Hood: I am your son.

Dick dating Wally: Tf?????? How would I— JASON?

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Bruce: All of you are my sons.

Jason: Technically, I'm your grandson.

Damian and Tim: ?????? What.

Dick: Technically he's right. You've been a grandpa since I was 18.

Bruce: ...Fuck, I forgot about that.

Damian and Tim: WHAT THE FUCK?????

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Bruce and Jason arguing:

Bruce: You're grounded!

Jason: TF? You're not my dad, Dick is!

Dick: Please, for the last time, I'm not really your dad.

Jason's dramatic ass: GASPS?! I'M ADOPTED?!

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Me with certain customers at work

*retaining nothing you just said* got it

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• Redbubble: Light version - Dark version

• TeePublic: Light version - Dark version

Inaccurate but still lovable.

Worth mentioning, the sauropod was based off this cursed painting of a diplodocus by Heinrich Harder

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Taking requests for these at this point

Im obsessed with making them help

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Honestly Mabel respect

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Living!!!!

[miku voice] wtf is a kilometer ?! 🦅🦅🦅

Hopping on the international Miku trend w my Aaliyah-inspired Black Miku

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He made her an offer she couldn't refuse

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favourite rpg trope is the merchants in incredibly hostile environments. we are at the evil curse mountain and youre just selling me items normal style

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i don't "date" and i don't "chill" and i don't "hang out." i make pacts. i swear oaths. i forge unbreakable bonds. this makes me a cool breezy person to take on road trips et cetera

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You should be able to rot in bed for 2, maybe 3 hours after waking up before it starts affecting what time it is. If I wake up at 8:30 and lie in bed for 2hr it should still be 8:30 when I get up