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fanart i drew of the grand immortal dictator dying in a glue trap

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Do you ever interact with someone and you realize “this person has never had to consider or think about what their place in the world is, and why they believe certain things or act certain ways, this person has never considered society at length” and it’s just terrifying

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LIVE FOR ONE NIGHT ONLY! DEAD FOR THE REST!

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so far my 20s have been: nah 14 year old me was so right, mcr and witchcraft is cool

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As a scientist AND a chronically online tumblr user I can confidently say that gender is like quantum mechanics

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✨you’d be paranoid too if everyone you knew was out to get you ✨

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Nothing is quite as punk rock as being kind and educated in a system that thrives on you being egoistical and dumb

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Love is the red of the rose on your coffin door 🥀

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what do you mean I projected too hard onto Tony Stark and now I am a research engineer at one of the best unis in the world. that was all meant to stay in the fanfics????

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This Pride month, I promise that, along with rainbowfying the Stark Industries Logo, I will also be fantasizing about sex with Captain America.

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Had a run in with the pavement and had a giggle at my tattoo

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How nice of them to offer that service :)

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Vampire!Steve and RidiculousBathrobe!Tony

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“How…” He swallows, gathers his courage. Letting his hand slide down over Sherlock’s slender neck and gliding his thumb up and down the trachea so as to feel the gulping down of blood, John continues. “How do I taste?”

Sherlock moans, then, long, loud, and very nearly distressed. He holds John’s wrist tighter to his mouth.

“Coppery, I bet. God, I wish I could taste you.” Another moan. Sherlock’s eyes are completely closed as he takes what he needs, though he squeezes them shut whenever John supplies commentary, and isn’t that charming? “It. Um. Ha. It feels…it feels like you’re still inside me, you know. A-after the fact. Like you’re in my blood. Just…wanted to share.”

i am so honored by all the art that’s been made for my vampire!sherlock fic, a night at the opera and want to share a few examples of some beautiful work i’ve been sent. this particular piece is by my dear darling friend pat, @abstractfrog , who correctly called me out for this insane scene in chapter 11 and then committed it to visualization. as you might imagine i’m incredibly grateful and stare at this every day.

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he's stewing in thought

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The Blue Carbuncle 🪿