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Every time I think “ah finally, i am no longer subconsciously mimicking a podcast character i enjoy” I look at myself and go “Ah shit lads it’s happening again nevermind“

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Or how about we stop dividing Queer people further for pointless infighting? Queer folk put up with enough shit already from outside the community, trying catagorize “types of gays” like this is stereotyping with extra steps. People are individuals. Quit it with this type of shit.

gay people what's your least favorite type of fellow gay person WITHOUT mentioning an lgbt discourse topic. none of that "i hate trenders/tenderqueers" what's the incredibly specific brand of fellow gay you cant vibe with. mine are the white ppl who were voltron fans in 2017 and never got over their "be gay do crime rodent/opossum/crow g*blincore cavetown" phase.

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btw in light of the dsmp fans vandalizing an ojibwe memorial to write things like "subscribe to techno blade" i would like to say.. if you continue to support these ppl, please quit interacting with me. if you continue to enjoy their content, no matter how critical you claim to be or how separated you think you can make it from the creators, you're not welcome here. i don't care if you're hyperfixating, being neurodivergent is not an excuse. please do better everyone.

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consistently forget that medication that relieves minor incomveniences exists so when i have a headache or my eyes are itchy from allergies or whatever im like “oh… the suffering is endless. this human form is weak and the tiny pains do build like pebbles stacking to a mountain. i accept it” whole time theres aspirin and allergy eye drops in the cabinet

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Dsmp fans vandalising a First Nations memorial? I am disappointed and disgusted. (but not entirely suprised)

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Thing is the very few scientists I have met have been either very eccentric, socially awkward, or both, so I feel like G-man pouring coffee in a briefcase would be not that weird, or they’d be too concerned to say anything

G-Man's 'almost-human-but-not-quite' aesthetic is really scary when he's in control, but I think seeing it in the morning before the Cascade probably would have been kind of comical. At that point everything's good and normal, and Mr. Business shows up like "HELLO, I AM A HUMAN MAN. YOU CAN TRUST ME. I HAVE A BRIEFCASE."

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i read the phrase “heist movie set in the first century CE” on twitter and, like, please:

they’re plotting to steal a million sesterces from the imperial treasury. Vespasian is emperor. there’s at least one wrist sundial. anachronistic and silly gadgets abound. everyone goes by Marcus. there’s a high-speed chariot chase scene.

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corporations trying to profit off of queer people by showing their support for only one month of the year is bad

and

it’s fun to watch conservatives get pissed that they can’t shop at target anymore because the big bad rainbows will corrupt their children :(

and

the existence of rainbow capitalism in the first place proves that society is now in a place where supporting queer people is the more profitable and thus more popular opinion and that means something

are all viewpoints that can absolutely coexist

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I have decided I love fallout four modding because I can take a bunch of serious mods and still have the STUPIDEST series of events happen. For example, I just beat the shit out of pyramid head because his AI just stopped working completely when he entered the settlement, so I could give his sword to Nick, who i am romancing in this playthrough. i happen to be gordon freeman this entire time.

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happy pride to blue’s clues and blues clues only

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Gonna tell my kids this is Hamilton

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You, you support trans men.

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via VictoryDanceOfc

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Hobbit AU where everything is exactly the same except that Bilbo wears the same outfit and radiates the same disaster gay energy as he did in the USSR in 1982.

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We have not seen a darnold or a forzen in a while, how are they?

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im gonna sound fucking high; but there’s just something about minecraft ‘body language’, man.

the way people crouch and do little bounces/bows to say hello, i’m friendly! the way they punch as a substitute for pointing or waving hello. the slow pulling out of weapon as a threat, quickly removing armor to show you are peaceful. sticking little signs in the ground and writing messages. the way people‘s avatars go still when they are thinking, or laughing so much their hands came off the keyboard. square eye contact. jumping, spinning, bobbing your head to music. punching your friend jokingly.

half of it is human perception but the other half is ways of communication we created ourselves, because people just are like that. they express themselves.

i know its just a block game but looking at it is so soothing and im feeling emotional tonight