cryptidwolfie

[cryptidwolfie]

WOW another tag game by one of my favorite mutuals??? thanks for the inclusion <33 name: ellie! it's a nickname tho hehe age: old enough relationship status: situationship? like billford type shit but non-toxic sexuality: either bisexual/demisexual or pansexual/biromantic/demisexual, but definitely queer in some weird way followers: 9, and I appreciate all of them favorite mutuals: @electricalhuzzah, the one who has tagged me, @magpie-22, who has already been tagged, and yeah that's my mutuals in a nutshell besides those ford and sans accounts birthday: something something 29 favorite song: whatever gets stuck in my head and sticks there until another comes to take its place; recently, both the entirety of Hamilton and Beetlejuice: The Musical have been stuck in my head (for like a month now) and they play on loop in my brain all day. and also literally but hey who counts that (send help) favorite hobby/hobbies (I'm adding this to the tag game now, yall can't stop me): making art and attempting to animate (and failing)

Get to know me game! Rules: answer only what you're comfortable sharing <3

Thanks for tagging me to do this @yelenasvestpockets! <3

Name: Bea

Age: 21

Relationship status: single

Sexuality: straight

Crush initial: J

Followers: 110

Favourite fiends/mutuals: @brekker-by-brekkerr, @profwonderbearthementalista, @redwidow616, @fangirl-couch-potato, @hiddenvioletsgrow and @ten-cent-sleuth just of the top of my head.

Birthday: June 14th

Favourite song: I think it's Don't Stop Believin' by Journey

[cryptidwolfie]

SO... I heard it was a certain someone's birthday yesterday and I had NOTHING PREPARED. So, in a moment of desperation, I whipped up this piece today as a belated (by one day) birthday present. Rendered and everything. Enjoy, @electricalhuzzah, and rest well knowing your own son (Bill) called you an "insane bitch." (And yes, that is a Bill comforter that Bill is leaning on. Ax thought it would help him with therapy. (Ax was wrong.)) Text:

Bill : HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU INSANE BITCH! Ax : Bill..? Who the hell are you talking to? Ax, thinking : Birthday??? Lord, please let this not be about his… “sexcapade” with Stanford AGAIN. Bill : YOUR MOM, FRILLS.

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thanks for the invite, eva! I'd love to come along :D hmm... I'm bringing my lucky teddy bear (he's seen things; his name is Teddy and I love him more than anything) for sure, probably a frappucino from Starbucks, and something to share with everyone. to ensure no allergies, it'll be... *drumroll, please-* 🥁🥁🥁  cheap party favors. probably foil balloons, because those things last like. forever. I have one from my birthday three years ago, and it hasn't deflated in the slightest. oh, and a shirt for everyone to sign (it's kinda a theater thing) @candyqueenblog , @key--lime--pie , you two want in on this?

I think if I had a sleepover with all my mutuals I would bring two pans of homemade garlic bread rolls, a deck of uno cards, and a cd of Napoleon Dynamite bc I want to share the things I love with the people I love ❤️

Btw youre all invited :3

Actually ya know what this is a tag game. We’re tag gaming now.

Reblog with whatever you love that you want to share with the people at the sleepover!

no pressure tags!

@aroace-get-out-of-my-face @inkyrainstorms @sharksfrommars @biggirlscantcry @nerdylittlebugcreature @jellybeanjo @kagaintheskywithdiamonds @xirine13 @greenbunny7 @thenoellebird @midnightidk10 @enyaswildchild

[cryptidwolfie]

okay so... I haven't updated my fic in a while (woops, I'll work on it eventually) but I had an idea for a new one. I won't go too into detail (cause I don't want my idea being stolen) but it's something I haven't seen written before and it involves... BILL IN THERAPY! wow, so original, I know. just wondering if anyone out there is interested in reading something silly that may or may not become my next passion project help the olms are invading my brain and swimming in its wrinkles

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does this work for you? :D I tried copying your background to the best of my sketchy ability, and I used references for the poses Ax and Bill are in! I also figured any text would be added after most of it is done, so I didn't mark speech bubbles- my bad. Bill's not letting Ax leave until they hear him out

HELLO HELLO MAGS sooo... we did tell eva we would collab... and today I woke up and had the BEST idea. You know how Stan won ✨Tumblr Sexyman 2025✨?? and one of the other finalists was Dr. Heinz Doofensmirtz from Phineas and Ferb...? I hope you see where this is going. In case you don't, here's a little idea of what I pictured: Bill loudly complaining about Dr. Heinz (on a TV in the background), saying that his (Stan's) answer was TOTALLY valid, since that Heinz is a doctor, and Ax just goes, "Bill, that's a fictional character..." or something similar. Maybe hologram Ax... or not. You choose! Post the ask, don't post the ask, you decide. Though I think surprises are fun... :P

AW HEHE I LOVE THIS IDEA

Ax being like “bill…. You do know that’s not the same Heinz…?”

AH SILLY

Yes I support this

Would you want to do up a sketch of your vision and send it over? And we can figure out who’ll draw what? And such?

[cryptidwolfie]

so. yall know that one billford fanart that's like: Bill/Ford: silence. Ford: Ba- Bill: No. Ford: silence. Bill: WELL FUCK YOU THEN SIXER- and bill's zapping ford's face? with his eye laser? yeah, that one. I cannot find it on Google to send to my situationship for the life of me, so if anyone could help me out, kudos to you.

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I've been avoiding reading chapters 17 and 18 of 'The Heinz Dilemma' by @electricalhuzzah in fear it will ruin my life, so here's a low-effort doodle that I colored at like, 2am. (aka right now)

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WOW! Look at that! Two fics, in one piece of art? Even better! Will and Ford (Outside Stars) on the right, Bill and Ford (The Heinz Dilemma) on the left. Man, I need to catch up on the latter... but I can't handle the angst yet ;3 Thanks to both writers ( @candyqueenblog and @electricalhuzzah ) for their lovely stories! I can't wait to see how both end and eventually work on more fanart once I stop being lazy and get around to doing things.

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ALRIGHT, HERE'S THE FANART I'VE BEEN PROMISING @candyqueenblog FOR, LIKE, TWO WEEKS- this took me so long lol, making them hold hands took forever. It's partially based off of a reblogged drawing I found on Candy's page, the background is a color palette I also stole from their page, and I used the constellations from Journal Three (Orion, Ursa Major/Big Dipper, and William) for Ford's trench coat. Will is wearing an unbuttoned tanktop suit jacket with a yellow dress similar to one I personally own with red and blue triangles (symbolizing his parents) near the bottom. In contrast, Ford has a few yellow triangles! Let's be real, I totally traced Ford and some of Will, but I readjusted Will's hair for funsies. Also, the text at the top is Euclydian, not the author's cipher. I've heard some of the symbols are similar, so I figured I should clarify. Ignore the fact that I forgot my signature. Oh, well.

ALRIGHT YALL IT'S LIKE 5AM BUT I HAD TO FINISH THIS, LOVE YALL, SEE YOU TOMORROW

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So... what else does one do at a Chipotle? Besides drawing Outside Stars fanart, of course, but that's besides the point. Also, this isn't the fanart I promised. More on the way of beautiful men holding hands and getting married! (again) WE'LL MEET AGAIN, FRIEND! ( @candyqueenblog )

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So, uh, commissions...

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Me: *checks email; sees that @candyqueenblog has decided, for whatever reason, to follow me on Tumblr (thank you lol)* Me: *knowing very well who this person is* Scrolly scroll! Me: *sees color palette* Me: *re-reads the first question answered on the @ask-outside-stars Tumblr* I see, I see... Me: *arts all over the place while simultaneously complaining about how F-CKING HARD WILL'S WEDDING OUTFIT IS-* ----- Or, just another piece of fanart I made :3 (read: something, something, billford) ENJOY YALL AND I NEED ANSWERS TO MY FIVE BAJILLION OTHER QUESTIONS Also, prepare for starry-themed wedding Will. (you aren't prepared.) Also x2, please look at Will's star hairclip. I added the colored stripes from Mabel's sweater on there, and they're so goddamn tiny I know that no one would notice if I didn't type this entire sentence.

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As a bribe for the characters to answer my questions (read: fun thing I decided to make after reading this fic too many times), I drew a whole bunch of fanart for my ABSOLUTE FAVORITE FIC (sorry, 'The Heinz Dilemma' and 'Monkey Wrench', but y'all got some competition), 'Outside Stars' on AO3. It's literally my favorite thing ever and I cannot stop re-reading it and checking every day at 4am if there's a new chapter yet because I am a very faithful reader (read: obsessed). Recently, the fic got a Tumblr (@ask-outside-stars) and Strawpage, and I have literally just kept sending whatever questions I come up with no matter the time of day. Check 'em out!

[cryptidwolfie]

Recently, the newest chapter of 'The Heinz Dilemma' by @electricalhuzzah on AO3 came out, and it drove me absolutely MAD. So here's some fanart that I threatene- ahem, promised.

[cryptidwolfie]

Hi everyone! This is as close as I can get to my OC, Cryptid! Please note that this is a F2U (free to use) base that I found on DeviantArt by Fluttershy0159, so it is *not* my art. However, the character (as well as the colors I used) are mine. I seriously need to start drawing him... her... them? I have no clue what pronouns my character uses yet. What I *do* know is that the first version transforms into the second. Future details will be revealed once *I* make art for Cryptid... lol ANYWAYS, enjoy :)