cryptix23
cryptix23
Indestructible Little Fucker
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She/they queer. 32. Tired. Main blog of oldschoolcrimefighters and cryptixcreations. Mostly reblogs and occasional shouting into the void. I try to tag anything upsetting. Let me know if I miss a tag or say something stupid.
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cryptix23 · 7 hours ago
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this motherfucker actually just tweeted this in the middle of his own championship match at wrestlemania
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cryptix23 · 12 hours ago
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i was seeing all these little blue flowers everywhere and kept thinking "dang what are these bitches, i can't remember..." well guess what. they were fuckin forget-me-nots. can't believe i failed step fucking 1, the hot girls on iNaturalist are going to laugh at me and i'm gonna flunk out of hobby botany school.
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cryptix23 · 16 hours ago
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Quarters only, please [x]
(done in procreate)
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cryptix23 · 21 hours ago
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I believe pretty firmly that it's really only the stylization that makes Chilchuck's age as ambiguous as it is, and that it'd be a lot easier to tell in real life.
and after a serious-ish comic here's a little bit of bullshit
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cryptix23 · 1 day ago
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A Cleft-Mouth Shark purportedly caught on rod by a young boy. In some areas, these wide-grinned aberrant sharks are considered a rare trophy as well as a delicacy.
This is fanart of the game Dredge! I really recommend it!
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cryptix23 · 1 day ago
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99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!
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cryptix23 · 1 day ago
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The horrors are incomprehensible to YOU. I am perfectly fine and check out this cool fish.
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cryptix23 · 1 day ago
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The rare Seraphim Shark is believed to be a mutation of the bottom-dwelling Angelshark. This fish is highly valued as a trophy by anglers, who hold competitions to find the strange creature. Sightings are so uncommon that an evaluation of their conservation status has not yet been conducted.
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cryptix23 · 1 day ago
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Happy Webcomic Day!
Do you like cowboys? Do you like monsters? Do you like cowboy monsters? Then you should check out my comic!
Dust n' Dread is a horror comic about an undead corpse and a pathetic werewolf hunting monsters in a very weird west, and doing a very bad job at it.
If you enjoy the comic, consider supporting me over on Patreon! I post a lot of process work and pages early, and if you can't support it monetarily, that's okay! Subscribing free over there also let's you read updates a week earlier than anywhere else :)
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cryptix23 · 1 day ago
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Shout out to "i wanna socialize with my Internet friends but I don't have anything to talk about", gotta be one of my least favorite predicaments
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cryptix23 · 2 days ago
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Question: What is the greatest magic of all? Answer: Friendship, right? [B]: The greatest magic of all is not friendship, it's chronomancy, the ability to control and warp time. If friendship were the greatest magic, look, it's a pet peeve of mine (...)
DUNGEON MASTER BRENNAN LEE MULLIGAN ANSWERS DnD QUESTIONS (TECH SUPPORT | WIRED)
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cryptix23 · 2 days ago
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An Iron Hand in a Velvet Glove - Submitted by alliveirrr
#36243C #914156 #533041 #5D4F59 #232438
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cryptix23 · 2 days ago
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in the #mr-london-fall-me-a-down channel in a server where i'm the only avid fallen london player
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cryptix23 · 2 days ago
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(grabs you by the shoulders) you have to make room for new experiences in your life. you have to go through the unpleasant work of leaving your comfort zone, even if just for a few minutes at a time. because if you don't, your brain will trick you into stagnation. you will start to believe that the world can barely fit you in it. but that's not true. it's the opposite way around. you can fit the whole word inside of you. your task is only this: to welcome it with open arms
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cryptix23 · 3 days ago
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You ever been in a state where you physically have no energy, but you're bored and socially understimulated so you kind of wish you could just invite people to come over like this:
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cryptix23 · 3 days ago
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cryptix23 · 3 days ago
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SINNERS (2025) dir. by Ryan Coogler
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