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UPDATE!

Read Foreach from the beginning HERE.

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I wish I was a badass ronin instead of a gay retard

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You're the only valid person to ever reblog this

The Four Sacred Artistic Motives:

-what if this bad thing was good instead

-how about Make-Believe Land can have whatever I want

-would that be fucked up or what

-I think that shit's hot

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other highlights of local lamppost discourse include very moralizing Jehovah's Witness-y flyers that invite you to join their pyramid scheme, an exhaustingly unfunny local author, Bob Avakian, and every now and then a dash of Black Israelite stuff

there's a guy putting up posters around town that are pretty QAnon-y (though I don't think it uses many Q-specific buzzwords, just the general sentiment of SUBHUMAN SATANIST DEMOCRATS), and from the details provided it seems like he had some family tragedy and decided to cope like this

only time I've ever seen someone give a truth.social page for their contact info

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there's a guy putting up posters around town that are pretty QAnon-y (though I don't think it uses many Q-specific buzzwords, just the general sentiment of SUBHUMAN SATANIST DEMOCRATS), and from the details provided it seems like he had some family tragedy and decided to cope like this

only time I've ever seen someone give a truth.social page for their contact info

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I get that there are a million inherent tonal problems with adapting the Lord of the Rings into any sort of combat-centric game, but I think the Magic set is the best LotR game adaptation by default because it does not flinch from Tom Bombadil

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Today's Card Is: Opression

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we talk a lot about ohhhh what if my calling is to be the greatest mammoth hunter ever and I'm wasting my talents in the modern era but we never think about what if Thog from 30,000 BCE was the only person ever born who could get a sub-7min Donkey Kong Country any%, and he never got the chance. what about thog

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sliding scale of posts about Jesus being a carpenter who was nailed to a cross

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hi! been a while! I've been going through multiple life-altering events these past few months, but in the meantime I found the time to make an hour-long video essay!! I'm really proud of this one, hope you guys enjoy :>

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Re: how many copies of a book are sold in a year: this article makes the point that it is very easy to use these statistics in a misleading way if you are (say) a publisher who wants to portray themselves as Just A Little Guy to the DOJ, or if you don’t have a detailed breakdown of what publishing statistics represent.

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perfect bot interaction on twitter

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UPDATE!

Read Foreach from the beginning HERE.

Keep up to date! Join the Discord here!

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As a kid, when your parents are poor, you're poor. If they don't have money, that means none of you have money. But if someone's parents are rich, that doesn't necessarily mean the kid is. Sometimes rich peoples' kids aren't rich kids, they're just some rich freak's exotic pets that can talk but aren't allowed to.

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Remember in 2010 when Taio Cruz said "I throw my hands up in the air sometimes"? I appreciated his restraint. You can't just throw your hands up in the air whenever. There's a time and a place, and that time was 2010, and the place was the club.

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Chains: relatively straightforward effect, just reads really awkwardly in Magic rules grammar

Selvala: mana ability that draws cards and produces an unknown amount if mana (what to do if it isn't enough for the cost you're trying to pay?)

Panglacial Wurm: can be cast while you're searching your library (what if it's on top and you use Selvala to pay for it but it didn't make enough mana?)

Ertai's Meddling: puts spells on the stack without casting them

Equinox: has to look into the future to function

Library of Leng: not too bad unless you're willfully being a massive asshole

Magus of the Moon: l a y e r s

I love how Scryfall's new front page theme is "cards that judges wish they could punt into the sun"

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I love how Scryfall's new front page theme is "cards that judges wish they could punt into the sun"