crysisjustcrys

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In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.

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“So first of all thank you for the invite to this freak show, I am just left handed.” -Keralis

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literally them

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So about that Mumbo video...

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cleo reacts to joel’s new glow ink store (VOD)

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wasnt gonna bring this one over initially but impulse himself liked it so. i guess that makes it tumblr worthy as well

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Ramadan is coming up and I can’t stress enough how much Palestinians have never got the chance to experience one normal Ramadan for 75years

You may not have been subjected to this, but as a person from an Arabic country, every Ramadan from every year there’s always headlines of Israeli iof soldiers or Israeli extremist settlers attacking Palestinians during Ramadan, especially Palestinian worshipers trying to pray in the al aqsa mosque

It’s happens almost every single year

Ramadan is suppoused to be Muslim people’s month of worship, of Baraka and it is very important to Muslim people

But Palestinians never ever experienced a normal Ramadan because Israel attacks them Viciously

Almost

Every

Single

Fucking

Year

And I will dare and say that Israel does it on purpose, it does it every Ramadan on purpose

And now, this year, with Ramadan being only a few weeks away, I doubt that they’ll have a normal Ramadan, not in the West Bank, and not in Gaza

All what I have to say here is that Israel will still follow this trend, something bad is gonna happen this Ramadan, keep an eye on Palestine during Ramadan

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Joe Hills:

made a hermitcraft episode the day after his daughter was born to tell everyone how excited he was to meet her

staged a multi day one hermit protest outside warner chapell to defend mumbo jumbo's videos against copyright strikes

did a series of videos reading his webcomic aloud with the intention of making it accessible for the visually impaired, asking for feedback after each one

runs a table flipping competition at his local convention that lasts until the table breaks

made a working model replica of the evergiven in the strait of Joebraltar (stopped bdubs transporting villagers)

outplayed grian in a prank war by pulling out an IOU to make grian not retaliate to his base being covered in lava

pays all his staff members for their time moderating, brainstorming, project managing, and more

has played on every season of hermitcraft, from several weeks into season one onwards

is the only hermit to have met zombiecleo in person

part of a group who wrote and published the pitfalls and penguins TTRPG (has run a session with pauseunpause as a player)

ran a coup to make season two of Hermitcraft happen, establish a voting system, and get cleo (and mumbo) on the server

adds challenges to his minecraft gameplay to keep it interesting (a season without diamonds, a season without wings)

makes models that are as accurate to his chosen scale and reality as possible

has a world pinball ranking

oldest Hills sibling

has videos that are midroll ad free due to support from patreon sponsors

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ethoslab field notes… i love seeing all the little things people do to try and differentiate him lol

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I'm thinking about the amount of drummers on hermitcraft now. Joel, Skizz, Impulse, I feel like there's another person too. That's like 1/7th of hermitcraft. Why are there so many? Who needs that many drummers???

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This was just about how the kill went right

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I have a feeling Iskall+Joel duo is gonna blow up immensely so I pray Twitter won’t assign them a [noun] duo name. Like SwedishBeans is cute already. Or I dunno. Smallskall. Which sounds like a joke Iskall would make tbh. Even worse, Ismall.

Anyways I very much enjoy watching them circle around and getting used to each other lmao. Giggling at each others’ puns. The competent mean girlies of HC. If they join forces it’s gonna be so Yoelover for the sad soggy crowd.

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This is a very rare and awesome find. This is a crab claw that has been opalised in a similar way that petrified wood is. Very rare and very beautiful specimen.

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My family members all think im a normal and well adjusted human being and are not worried at all. Also known as this post in real life ;D

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https://vaulthunters.gg/how-to-play

Go play Vault Hunters. It's free and very fun [waves bamboo-shaped sword in your direction menacingly]

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