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Goth Girl & The Monster

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Goth Girl & The Monster #4

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Blatant lies.

I am the most annoying person to exist and I'm so sorry for people having to deal with me ever

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I think we need to appreciate this part of Brennan Lee Mulligan's WIRED interview a lot more:

"The evangelical right in this country needs to manufacture outrage to hold onto its voting block. [The satanic panic about DnD] was arbitrary, as the targets of their outrage always are. Fight the power."

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Surely it'll work this time, right?

maybe this time picking at Textures on my skin will lead to being silky smooth

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Humans encounter aliens.

Human Engineer: Wow, your ship is so impressive. Anti-gravity, FTL travel, artifical O2 production, a muffin button. How do you power it all?

Alien: So, we have an anti-matter reactor...

Engineer *starry eyed*: Amazing.

Alien: ...that we use to boil water to produce steam to turn a fan.

The engineer breaks down in hysterical laughter.

Human

nuclear power is impressive until you get up to why. "we use the most precisely engineered machinery ever created to split atoms to release energy" oh yeah how come? "boil water to turn a fan" get the fuck out

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Childhood sweethearts~

prints!

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Us currently.

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sorry for melting under u and not being able to get any words out while u were telling me how good i was taking it…. sorry for cumming so pathetically hard all over ur fingers and getting embarrassed at how wet u made me….. yes it will happen again……

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That post about death note being "everyone's first anime" (untrue statement) made me curious and now I want to gather data for science

Can you reblog this and tell me where are you from and what was your starter anime?

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Pleasure to boop you, my friends

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Erm.....a little help!?

Outfit DTIYS from RivelBee on Twitter!

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Us?

So.... apparently there's a Monsterfucker pride flag and I desperately need it in my life 😭

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You. Yes you. Just one more time. And then again.

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you know what’s really genuinely unsettling? the degree to which men fucking do not want to sympathize with/be interested in women.

male audiences will happily watch a dozen superhero shows, but then something like Agent Carter or Supergirl turn up and they’re panned from the first trailer and have to struggle for ratings. male audiences will watch countless installments of a franchise as long as it’s about men doing man things but the second a character like Rey or Furiosa or god forbid four entire female Ghostbusters steps up and takes a position of prominence it’s “pandering sjw bullshit”.

it’s not pandering. men just aggressively don’t want to have to be invested in a woman’s narrative and it’s really gross.