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[crystal-pelham]

I've been trying to think of a fun way to say this. Something that acknowledges what's going on without trivializing it or dwelling on the details. But you know what? Fuck it.

Fuck Israel and their Palestinian genocide masquerading as a serious war. Fuck the politicians who kick up a fuss about a handful of dead Israelis while ignoring the thousands of Palestinians that Israel bombed to death and the millions that it's depriving of power, medical supplies, water, etc. Fuck the media that cheers on a profitable status quo and demonizes anyone who challenges it—even when they tried to use nonviolent tactics.

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You’ll get death by hellhound for beating this dog and you’ll like it. The people have spoken and it’s not the birdcage for you.

Honey Bracket: Round 1, Poll 7

tattletale illustration is by u/monkeyjay on reddit!

Propaganda from submitters Under Cut

Tattletale/Lisa Wilbourn

The ultimate high school mean girl. Has the super power of ‘cold reads your biggest secrets then hurts your feelings with them’. Grew up rich. Constantly manipulates all of her friends. Is generally manipulative. Is blond. She deserves to win this, 100%

Literal superpower is bullying people. Pissed off a good chunk of the most powerful people in the setting by being targetedly mean.

She's blonde. She's very mean

She is blonde. She is a supervillain. She uses her power to make superhumanly accurate guesses about how to best f*k with people.

Mean Generic Golden Retriever

from this ask

submitted without propaganda

i have been informed that "there's no such thing as a mean golden retriever"

[crystal-pelham]

Amy??? Actually I don’t even know why I’m surprised this site is perfect for you.

Tempted to rewrite "Victoria Dallon and the Cum Jar" and call it "Vicky's Cum Jar: relubed and re-Amy'ed"

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If I make jokes about other people not being on tumblr will more people from brockton bay appear?

Anyways obvious faker is obvious. My mom would never call herself a milf not in a million years.

Tempted to rewrite "Victoria Dallon and the Cum Jar" and call it "Vicky's Cum Jar: relubed and re-Amy'ed"

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It’s fine who cares my mom isn’t on this site anyways. We all deserve a bad girl era right?

Tempted to rewrite "Victoria Dallon and the Cum Jar" and call it "Vicky's Cum Jar: relubed and re-Amy'ed"

[crystal-pelham]

Much as I hate to encourage reprisals of the worst time in Brockton Bay history… it might be for the greater good.

@l-wilbourn is there any way you can get skitter to take this guy out?

Tempted to rewrite "Victoria Dallon and the Cum Jar" and call it "Vicky's Cum Jar: relubed and re-Amy'ed"

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Didn’t we chase this guy off the site???

Tempted to rewrite "Victoria Dallon and the Cum Jar" and call it "Vicky's Cum Jar: relubed and re-Amy'ed"

[crystal-pelham]

Miss Wilbourne, I don’t know how you grew up but in my family tact was important.

Have you noticed that Worm RP Tumblr is dominated by members of New Wave, in more ways than one?

I heard most of Wormblr likes being dominated.

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Of course not!!! Did you think I joined the PRT-CJ for the warm and fuzzy feelings???

Have you noticed that Worm RP Tumblr is dominated by members of New Wave, in more ways than one?

I heard most of Wormblr likes being dominated.

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Have you noticed that Worm RP Tumblr is dominated by members of New Wave, in more ways than one?

I heard most of Wormblr likes being dominated.

[crystal-pelham]

Everybody except the Pure and the Chosen are rebuilding right now. The bar is a little higher than that tumblr user l-wilbourne.

Argh leviathan hit my city this sux

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I don’t think I’m supposed to answer that kinda question publicly on my cape account.

Wait are you saying u don’t get paid to be in new wave???????

No??? I don’t think most independent heroes do??? New Wave is a family thing and I still live with my parents so it’s like paying rent to do hero stuff? Besides mom and dad are putting me through college so it’s not like there’s no benefits. New Wave mostly runs on donations and the money goes to costume repair, training center rent, stuff like that. At least we don’t have medical bills (thanks Amy!!!)

[crystal-pelham]

Hm? Oh everybody in New Wave gets petty cash from gang busts. That’s kinda dried up a bit what with the whole flooding and gang war thing but it’s not like there’s much to buy in the city right now anyways…

Wait are you saying u don’t get paid to be in new wave???????

No??? I don’t think most independent heroes do??? New Wave is a family thing and I still live with my parents so it’s like paying rent to do hero stuff? Besides mom and dad are putting me through college so it’s not like there’s no benefits. New Wave mostly runs on donations and the money goes to costume repair, training center rent, stuff like that. At least we don’t have medical bills (thanks Amy!!!)

[crystal-pelham]

Our fliers are helping ferry shipments into Brockton Bay. And don’t the relief shipments have eggs? And aren’t they free?

Argh leviathan hit my city this sux

[crystal-pelham]

Wait are you saying u don’t get paid to be in new wave???????

No??? I don’t think most independent heroes do??? New Wave is a family thing and I still live with my parents so it’s like paying rent to do hero stuff? Besides mom and dad are putting me through college so it’s not like there’s no benefits. New Wave mostly runs on donations and the money goes to costume repair, training center rent, stuff like that. At least we don’t have medical bills (thanks Amy!!!)

[crystal-pelham]

That was Aunt Carol and it mostly went to her law firm. The only reason the whole family was there was because there was a break-in attempt by the fallen. Do you want the fallen to have military-grade technology??? I didn’t think so!

Argh leviathan hit my city this sux

[crystal-pelham]

Oh my god you stan Skitter??? The bug villain? C’mon have some tact leviathan just left and we’re all going through it and you’re supporting villains hitting relief shipments???

Argh leviathan hit my city this sux