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AHEM!!!

Hi! Everyone, meet Lilith!! She’s our first character in the Dungeon Crawler Carl side story comic I’m making!!

I decided to challenge myself this time and this whole story is going to be drawn out!! It’s my first time doing this so if anyone has advice, please let me know!

This is a side story in the Matt Dinniman series: Dungeon Crawler Carl. We follow a woman named Lilith and her bird, Malcolm as they traverse the dungeon, level up, complete quests, and meet new characters. This is not connected to the Dungeon Crawler Carl story line but the floor levels have the same layout, rules, and sometimes connect to minor details in the story.

I have no deadline, no time limit, no purpose in making these comics other than my own joy and love for these books. Updates will be slow, but I want only the best out in public, so I hope you bear with me.

Thank you and I hope you enjoy!!

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Hypothetically…If I made a Dungeon Crawler Carl side story with my own characters and story line would you read it?… Hypothetically of course.

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Oops! I accidentally dropped a teaser for Chapter 4!

Deep below the basement of the old teens' club, farther than you could go without some kind of hero leading you, sat a dried up lake. While it didn't look like much, when the right words were said, it revealed a portal to the Land of Shadows. Within the Land of Shadows sat a tearful and weeping Sorceress.

"Oh, my love...how could they strip you of your power like this?!" The Sorceress fell to her knees and wept. As her gasping breaths filled the air, something else invaded as well; a purple colored scent wafted through the air, drifting towards the Sorceress. The scent teased her nose then faded away. The Sorceress quickly took a deep inhale, her breath shuddered on the exhale. "Anger, frustration, a bit of emotional blockage but nothing I can't push past," the Sorceress hummed in delight and licked her lips. "We're back my love." The Sorceress laughed maniacally and threw her arms into the air, releasing her stank towards the high school...slowly towards the high school.

"...I forgot how far away I was..." the Sorceress deflated and glanced around awkwardly. A small albino rat scurried up to the Sorceress and squeaked. "What are you looking at?" She kicked the rat off the pillar angrily, causing it to squeak as it fell.

Man, I hope nobody trips on this teaser I dropped… I should pick this up…

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I just wanted to stop by and say I really enjoy your rc9gn fic, I genuinely can't wait for what you do next and I love the way you write your y/n❤

Thank you! I’m still trying to improve my writing and I have a lot of stories in the works :) thank you all for being so patient, I promise, no works are discontinued, even the ones on my wattpad :)

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The Hardest Trial: Pt. 2

Learning Curve

This is SUNSPOT!! Or how I envision her. She's wearing a clip on bow tie and shorts that are WAY too big on her. I named her Mary, but again, I'll keep it a reader insert if thats what the people want. I dont mind changing it.

It's been three years since Bill arrived in his current predicament: stuck roaming a family's house like a ghost with only the smallest human to actually talk to.

Sure it wasn't the same as talking to Sixer, but the questions never got boring. It turned out that not only could this child see him, they could interact with them. Bill could touch and be touched...unfortunately only by one person and that person was a child, but better than nothing. Bill had yet to discover if his powers grew over his time in this state or if he was simply relearning how to use them, but Bill began releasing small bits of power he did not have in the Mindscape previously. Bill could lift things, with about as much grace and strength as a Poltergeist run on molasses, but he could lift things!

Over his time in the past, Bill also realized something was drawing him back to this child. A magnet? A string? A pull of some kind always, always, ALWAYS, brought Bill back to her. He could travel as far as the city's boundary, then POOF back home. It was only annoying a few times, then Bill got the gist.

Bill found it odd just how much time the little Sunspot's parents spent with her, he was almost positive a normal set of parents was next to their child almost 24/7. But they seemed to avoid her! Heck, Bill was the one to potty train her. Bill took it upon himself to teach the kid how to be a less annoying human (to him at least), taking the time to teach them to talk in English, backwards English, and Latin (a fun trick at parties), he made sure they could walk, crawl, and crab/exorcist walk (also hilarious), and was even starting to teach them the alphabets! Y'know, the English alphabet, his alphabet, Sixer's code, and of course the Caesar Cipher alphabet (how could he not?). Over time Bill began to realize that he was having...fun? It was almost like making a mini version of him! And the best part was that Sunspot took to all of it like it was as easy as breathing! It's true what they say, kids are like sponges.

"Why do lizards grow back their tails?"

A voice startled Bill out of his thoughts and he glanced down at the four year old human sitting on the floor from his spot on the dresser — yes it was his spot. When he expressed pain (in a display of acting that would have absolutely won an award) in his back from the sleeping arrangements, the cute little Sunspot immediately made a makeshift bedroom with items around the house, two paper towel rolls, a ripped fishnet stocking she stole, and an empty jewelry box she dumped on the floor before giving to Bill (she made sure to keep the gold as per Bill's wishes). It was fitted with a small mirror, a netted hammock, and a small chest to put any items of his (he humored it for the kid, even though he can make anything appear with the snap of his fingers).

"It's so when predators try to eat them and grab their tail, they can just—" Bill snapped his fingers for emphasis and an image of a wiggling lizards' tail appeared next to him, "—pop it right off. Then its muscles spasm to trick the predator into thinking it's alive so it eats the tail instead of chasing the lizard."

The child looked up at Bill in wonder, "Can all of its body parts do that?"

Bill leaned forward with a gleeful expression, "Do you wanna find out?"

"I don't know what to do, sir. She was such a happy kid. Always laughing and giggling..."

"And then what?"

"Then...she started talking."

"That's typically normal for most toddlers—"

"You don't understand. She said her first word at ten months, then she never stopped talking. Always asking questions, but getting the answer before we told her, like she was testing us!"

"Then what?"

"Then it was...the games."

"Can you expand a little more on that?"

"She would claim her friend was asking her to do things. Like cutting off the arms and legs of a lizard, breaking glass to build a prism, throwing an aerosol can into the fire place —luckily the fire was dying out and we were able to take it out before something bad could happen."

"And who's this friend?"

"The same as her first word—Bill."

"Do you need to be extracted, agent?"

"No! No...no, sir. There's still some things to finish here."

"Fine. But you will be removed should anything detrimental occur, understand?"

"Yes, sir."

FINALLY! Lake day! Bill had been waiting a month for this! He had his inner tube ready and waiting for that lazy river, and it was time to relax. Being a dream demon to a four year old was hard work.

Bill lazily floated in his tube, the water moving in perfect circles around him. He kept his eye open slightly to keep an eye on everyone, but was otherwise relaxed. The little Sunspot was playing in the shallow water, picking up rocks and throwing them back into the water to try and hit the fish. Her parents were sitting underneath the open trunk door of their minivan, talking quietly and glancing at Sunspot briefly now and then.

"Bill! That fish has a mustache!!" Sunspot pointed at a Catfish swimming nearby in the tall grass.

"That's a Catfish, the mustache helps it taste." Bill educated calmly and shut his eye.

"Ooh, tasting mustache..."

Bill gave a small chuckle. Everything was peaceful and quiet...until—

SPLASH

Bill's eye flashed open and he looked around briefly to see what could have made the splash. The answer was found quickly when he saw a large, round boy standing over Sunspot, who was sitting in the water, soaking wet. Bill's body quickly flashed red before turning back to his signature yellow. With a snap, his swim trucks and baseball cap were replaced by his bowtie and top hat. Bill quickly flew over to the confrontation.

"Did this kid push you?" Bill asked the soaking child. Bill glanced over at her parents, who were still talking. She gently nodded, tears welling in her eyes. "Do you wanna do something about it?" Bill outstretched his hand, void of blue fire.

The little Sunspot thought for a moment, then grabbed Bill's hand.

"Aww, is the little baby gonna cry? Wah wah wah!" The bully taunted, his group of patsy's giggling behind him. It shocked them when they heard more giggling, and it was coming from the small child in the water. "What's so funny?"

The girl looked up, one eye bright yellow with a thin pupil, the other was her signature shade of (e/c) and had a round pupil. "I'm just thinking how funny it would be to see how your arms and legs work backwards."

Oddly enough, it wasn't the first or second scream that got the attention of the parents in the area, but rather the sudden psychotic laughter that echoed around the river.

The Sunspot's parents finally walked over to investigate and were horrified to see two children wallowing on the ground in pain. One child had a broken arm and the other had a broken leg. There was also a third child that was rocking back and forth and gripping his head a couple of feet away, his eyes were dilated and distant.

In the water, crouching down and poking at a salamander, was (Y/n), the little Sunspot.

"You know some salamanders have tongues ten times the length of their body." Bill poked at the salamander's eye, causing it to blink and look around for the perpetrator.

"Does this one?"

"Wanna find out?"

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The Hardest Trial

A Gravity Falls Reader Insert

Part 1: The Frilly Guy Upstairs

Bill is OOC!! He will be growing as a character that he probably wouldn't otherwise and if you have a problem with it, don't read. It's not a romantic story, it's just what I thought would happen if he was FORCED into this situation. This is an insert, I was gonna make it into an OC, but I don't know if people want that. If you do, I'll switch it up. Enjoy :)

"Look, from one God to another, who cares I tried to kill those brothers? They're all ants, it's all a game. Let's press restart and try again! I'm too cool and fun to die, just give this angle one more Tri."

With a sigh, the AXOLOTL spoke, "You cannot regrow through denial. You'll have to face my hardest trial. See my program to the end then you may yet live again."

Bill laughed, pain erupting through his body as he giggled. "What? Am I fighting demons? Eating ghosts?"

"You're getting what you need the most. One way to absolve your crimes. To change your form will take some time." The AXOLOTL blinked slowly.

Bill felt a white, tingly feeling start at his feet and crawl up. Bill couldn't believe his luck! Man this salamander was an idiot! All he had to do was fake a tear or too and he was home free! Whatever kind of challenge it was Bill could handle it! He was UNDEFEATED in combat, there's no way he wouldn't win. With a joyful expression, Bill shook the AX's hand. It was a deal!

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For the first time in his existence, Bill was awoken peacefully with quiet music. He sluggishly blinked his eye opened—popping it open when he felt a squeeze around his body. Frantically, Bill looked around, pupil narrowing on a chubby arm hugging him to a small, plushy body—a baby.

"WHAT?!" Bill shouted suddenly, ripping himself from the chubby arms of the sleeping infant. As suspected, the baby began to cry from the unpleasant disturbance. Its arms reached out, looking for its angular cuddle buddy in desperation. Fat tears rolled down the round, rosy cheeks while wails of sadness left the lips of the baby in front of Bill.

Without warning, the door burst open and in ran two humans, both frantic and sweaty. Bill recognized one of these humans, the taller woman who was holding a hand to her chest to calm her racing heart. He supposed the other female was her wife or spouse of some sort, a shorter female who's eyes glanced around for any possible threat to the infant's physical form, completely on edge with a golf club in hand.

"Peri, it's fine, the baby probably just had a nightmare." The taller female walked to the crib, breath still slightly uneven.

"Well, well, well, nice to finally meet you face to face Raindrop! The name's Bill—"

"Look, she's fine." The taller female held up the baby gently.

Bill blinked at the woman and briefly flushed red, "Look, lady, I don't take kindly to being ignored—"

"Yeah, I guess." The shorter female (Peri, if Bill recalled correctly) dropped the club and approached the two humans.

"Mindscape. It's still the Mindscape..." Bill said flatly. He closed his eye and rubbed the eyelid, much like how Ford used to rub the bridge of his nose when his glasses started to hurt. "Alright, I can work with Mindscape. I just have to enter a mind of an innocent, impressionable being and influence them to forever serve their one lord and master for all eternity." Bill snapped his fingers, "Piece of cake."

Hearing a giggle, Bill's pupil shot over to the small human that was being gently placed in the crib. He floated over to the crib, joining the parents gazing upon the chubby flesh bag. Once Bill peered over the railing, the baby's eyes shot to him and a large, boneless smile stretched on the baby's fat cheeks. With "grabby" hands to Bill, the baby began forming the letter B and mimicking the sound of said letter.

"Aww, you want your Baba?" The tall woman asked, giving the baby a yellow pacifier. The baby took it gratefully and dropped its arms, but its eyes still stared intensely at Bill.

"Okay, get some sleep, sunspot." The smaller woman kissed the infant on the cheek and began walking out of the room with her partner. "Have you talked to your mom recently?"

"Last week. I have to call her again today, maybe invite her over."

"That'd be nice, I miss Shermie."

Bill was more preoccupied with this infant than the conversation, wondering why this thing of ALL beings in the universe could see him while he lacked a physical form. Soon enough the round doe eyes of the infant closed, its constant sucking on the pacifier lulling it to sleep with comforting familiarity. Only once Bill could hear even breathing from the baby that he could give himself the will to float away.

There had to be something that explained why he was there...but as Bill searched room by room, phasing through walls and drawers for some semblance of a clue, his hope began to die down. Maybe this was the AX's trial, figuring out why he's here. This wasn't Gravity Falls (not that Bill minded, he'd prefer not to be encased by the natural weirdness laws...again), which meant he was no where near his old form, so why?

Bill peeked into the living room, seeing the two women cuddling on the pastel yellow couch, not his favorite shade, but they had nice taste. They were looking into a large family album. They looked to be halfway through it, a picture of Sixer's college gradutation, the nerd was standing there with his PhD(s) in hand and a large stupid smile on his cheeks. Next were two pictures, one of the T.V with Stanley presenting the "Rip-off", the next was an arm, red and splotchy, with the words underneath, 'It gave me rashes'.

"You ever think about calling?" Peri asked, glancing up at her spouse from the spot on her shoulder.

"Sometimes, but I haven't spoken to anyone from that side of my family since my Uncle Stanley died." The taller spouse turned the page. It was a baby picture with the words, "Our little Sunspot : August 30th, 2004"...that was the baby that was currently sleeping in the crib...but that could only mean...

Bill quickly glanced around the room and flew towards the kitchen when he found it. He looked around and finally spotted a classic human time tracker-a calendar. The date most recently crossed off was February 20th, 2005. So either Bill was dealing with some people who really needed to update their decor...

Or Bill went back in time.

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Is it okay I sent you pictures of my ideas in dm? Or no? Cause I have an another idea once the other one was over but I can wait if your hands are full at the moment!

PLEASE DO!! I love all ideas and pictures so send ‘em my way!!

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Of course! Tho I do have one in mind! How many characters can you do in a request tho?

I was thinking of asking for Jack spicer ( from xion showdown ) and Randy Cunningham but if you can write one character, then i pick Randy.

I had a cute idea where thier very shy fem s/o has been meaning to kiss them for the first time in a while ( they became couple few days ago ) but is too shy and can’t think of a good way to make the first move. Like she’s so shy and thier partner is the opposite of her. She has an idea for kissing them as an excuse for trying out new lipgloss on and wants to see which one is better. At first she kissed his face since she’s nervous and makes smudges but soon she starts to get the confidence because of the reaction of their partner and starts kissing them on the lips.

Aaaaaa I hope this was okay! I always get nervous making requests. lol

I LOVE IT!! I’ll choose Randy for now, I haven’t seen xion showdown but I’ll definitely add it to my list!!

You can do as many requests as you want!! I’ve been having some serious writers block so the more requests the better! I might not get to them super quick, but I try to have requests done within a week if there aren’t any unforeseen circumstances.

I also don’t mind writing for multiple characters in one request whether it be individual stories or polyamory. I’ll start writing your request and it should be done in a few days at the most :))

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Also I love your drawings!

Thank you! Feel free to request drawings as well! I’ll try my best with them :))

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Oh wow that was fast! lol but cool cause I read some of your ideas and I would like to know what fandom you do? ( tho I have an idea for Randy Cunningham )

Let me know your idea! I do most Disney movies and shows with basic niche exceptions (live action shows like Zoey 101 or Thundermans). I write for most “adult” cartoons with very few exceptions (I write for Futurama, Rick and Morty, and Disenchantment for example). I write for some anime, as I’m trying to watch more currently. I write for most Dreamworks movies and I can’t think of anything else at the moment.

But if you have a show or movie you’d like me to write for and aren’t sure if I write for it, feel free to ask!

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I have a question. Do you take requests are do you just write whatever comes to your mind? 🙂

BOTH!! I love taking requests on anything!! If interested I can make a list of all the fandoms I write for and rules but for now anything is open!!

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IT’S MY BIRTHDAY!! 🎉

So as a gift to you all, I present FOUR pieces of art from chapters WAY later on in my ROTTMNT story!! It’s super messy, but I hope you like it :)

This is Donnie, Leo, and (Y/n) at the Renaissance Faire.

This is a scene that’s coming up in a little bit. I have Mikey in a bonnet and Donnie in one of those hoodies that has a flap to cover the mouth.

(Y/n): Are you two good? I’m gonna go take a shower.

Mikey: -thumbs up- All good here!

Donnie: -stares at (Y/n) as she leaves and continues staring when she’s gone-

Mikey: -looks at Donnie smugly- You like (Y/n), don’t you, D?

Donnie: W-what?! That’s preposterous! Why would you—

Mikey: Sweet, less competition for me than.

Donnie: What-hey! That’s not fair!

Mikey: What about a deal then? We both try to win her over, no backstabbing, full support of the other…deal?

Donnie:…deal.

This is WAYYY later in the book

Donnie: -anxious muttering and measuring-

Leo: Don-Tron! What’s taking so long??

Mikey: -cannonballs into the water-

-Curtains part and Donnie walks in-

Donnie: -clears throat- Gentlemen…and Leonardo…I present…(Y/n)

(Y/n): - walks in slowly and looks down at the ground-

-Leo stares, Raph sinks into his tire, Mikey trips into pool-

This scene is coming up in a bit too, it’s actually the one that’s coming the soonest. This takes place on a movie set, during auditions, (Y/n) is the one with Leo’s sword. This will all come together in the book, but feel free to ask questions!!

Leo: Why is it that you always manage to scare off all of my potential girlfriends?

Ally(OC/Leo’s agent): I don’t think I’m scaring off this one any time soon.

Leo: What do you—wha-whooooo is that??

-(Y/n)’s hair flows in the wind and a black mask covers her face. She holds up Leo’s sword in a block, her stance protective rather than offensive-

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Mikey x Reader : Tangled AU

Update

Hi y’all! I know i promised the Tangled AU once the picture was done, but I had an emergency and had to move. But! The picture IS done, so think of this as a teaser. The actual story WILL happen, just later rather than sooner.

For now, please enjoy:

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TANGLED AU

It has come to my attention that, yes, a Tangled AU with Mikey as rapunzel DOES exists

HOWEVER, I will still be making the story and the art for it! I will of course tag the artist, as I DO NOT condone stealing of any kind, AND I made sure my story does not have the same points/characters as the original!

This is not stolen! The lines will NOT be the same as the movie (I don’t think I can see Mikey saying some of Rapunzels lines) and Maximus the horse…does not exist. Im sure some of you are hardcore Maximus fans, but I assure you, who I replace him with is going to be AMAZING.

Please stay tuned! I’ll write and publish the story as soon as I finish the first piece of art!! Let me know if you guys also want teasers of the art?? Again, I don’t know if my art is actually appealing to the eye, but if it is, I’d be glad to post it more regularly.

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Would anyone be interested in a ROTTMNT Mikey x Reader, Tangled AU? In which Mikey is Rapunzel and you are Flynn???

I heard the idea somewhere and I’ve tried looking for it but I CANNOT find it. If it already exists, PLEASE direct it to my attention…if not…would anyone like one?

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Rottmnt x Reader

Teaser # 3

This is for the update coming either tomorrow or the next day. This is what I envisioned Raph to look like in the previous chapter. You guys get the tradition art AND what I tried to do on Procreate on my phone with my finger. Once again, sorry if it doesn’t look good.

I like to think that Raph has facial hair and lots of hair under that mask. In my AU, Raph got hair first, but seeing how his brother’s reacted to having no hair, he kept it hidden.

I also think from now on, I’ll include the Spotify links to songs that match the scene or vibe of the chapter :))