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Do you ever talk to your mutuals?

not really i just post things and hope they fall in love with me

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I have just found out I am not my girlfriend's type, devastating

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I sent my boyfriend to read From a Drop of Water

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*if you know/have confirmed from multiple sources, pick the first one you experienced

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you dont have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off, and while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the babys soft cartilage head into something a little more modern.  it might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but lets see where the dog is going with this

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hate an x reader fic do not put me in a situation

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the whole "lipstick on a pig" thing makes no sense because the second we gave a pig access to makeup she became god's cuntiest soldier

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Barnes and Nobles is gonna start serving food and alcohol.

Everybody’s cracking jokes about how it’s a desperate attempt to stay relevant in the age of Amazon.

But you know what? Props to them. This is exactly what Blockbuster didn’t do. At no point was Blockbuster like “Hey, movie rentals aren’t the lucrative enterprise they once were. Perhaps it’s time we become known for our cheesy garlic bread.”

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I appreciate that among the very small town of beacon hills with very minimal locations filmed in (school, hospital, sheriff’s station) there are two different gay clubs

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Spin this wheel first and then this wheel second to generate the title of a YA fantasy novel!

(If the second wheel lands on an option ending with a plus sign, spin it again)

Share what you got!

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that thing where you're attracted to someone not in a platonic or romantic or sexual way, but in an 'i want to read about their exploits' kind of way

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behind every late diagnosed neurodivergent person is a parent who has absolutely nothing going on at all don't worry about it

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Theo “Some of you have never been awake on an operating table before and it SHOWS” Raeken & Jason “Autopsy Scar” Todd are very clear indicators of my taste in characters actually

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE DEPUTY PARRISH (Ryan Kelley) IS ALSO BEN 10 ON THAT MOVIE THAT STILL HAUNTS ME TILL TODAY

no fucking way

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Friend of mine, watching I show I told them to: I swear [character] needs to be OK, he NEEDS to, i love him so much!

Me, knowing that the character DOES get better, only to die like three episodes later: I know!! Right??? I love him too!!!