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hey who left this dirty big omelette here

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People who get so heated about the toshiro-laois fight that they think toshiro genuinely hates laois are incredibly silly to me like. yes laois gets on his nerves and the fight came about because toshiro let a lot of annoyance simmer for a LONG time instead of expressing his feelings but once that tension resolves through their stupid fight he is able to see more clearly and realise he does not HATE laois, he ENVIES him. It just seems like such a blatantly obvious part of his character that people just can't grasp for some reason?? You don't hate someone and then talk to them about your unsaid feeling for his sister and give him a bell to ring if he needs you. You can dislike whatever characters you want but I can't stand when people mischaracterise characters to such a huge extent. Learn some basic media literacy.

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dungeon meshi episode 17 - chilchuck

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studio trigger understood the assignment. i would let her wreck me.

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every autistic person watching this episode of dungeon meshi:

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Chicken size! 🐣

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chilchuck going "sorry leave me outta this one. i cant fight" but then hitting literally every precise shot with an arrow or projectile he ever made in the story INCLUDING PIERCING A RED DRAGONS EYE BY THROWING A KNIFE WHILE LEAPING AWAY my bro is a rogue with dex 20 and wants no one to know biggest liar in history

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wish i could call in bitchy to work

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Black Sludge Bottle Recipe

Every time I mention my sludge bottle, I always get asked, "How on Earth did you make that thing??" Seems like every kid on the block wants a bottle of their own, filled with dark, viscous sludge! Well, you're all in luck because it just takes a few simple ingredients and a little time to craft!

Ingredients you'll need:

1 bottle of mostly empty shampoo

Sewing pins, shelled of their plastic ends or not, both are fine

Exacto knife blades

Approximately 3 souls of the innocent, ready to corrupt (if you don't have homemade, store bought is fine! ☺️)

Broken sewing machine needles to taste

Mix all ingredients together in the shampoo bottle, shake it up well to incorporate, and let marinade for approximately 2-3 weeks.

It's as simple as that! Have fun and enjoy your sludge ☺️

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Can't believe they robbed this from us 😔

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POV youre Mickbell and this is the last thing you see before Chilchuck gets your ass

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one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method

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BEST QUEER MEDIA TOURNAMENT FINAL ROUND!!!!!

[ propaganda masterpost]

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marcille is NOT an animal crossing cozy gamer girl she is a fucking spreadsheet warrior. maybe she plays stardew valley but she runs that farm like the navy