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can we all agree that it's pathetic when so-called "friends" try to sabotage your opportunities? you're clearly jealous that the amulet of eternal darkness chose me and no amount of "please fight it, i know you're still in there somewhere" is going to change that. crab bucket mentality. grow up.
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sorry sweetheart, it’s for character development
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remembered this banger vintage meme (original under cut)

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This did numbers in the wrong organ server so here y’all go
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this is the investigation team of employment— may they bring you job hunting luck
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When the illness you have causes symptoms
This isn’t the gif i was looking for but I’m kind of enamored by it. Die white boy
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i don’t get horror movies, why doesn’t the protagonist just act in a way which will prevent a story from being told or piece of entertaining media made
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That feeling when the crash is now imminent 😃
Based on this:

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if she’s your girl then who am i? what year is it? why cant i remember anything…
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