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How are my sweetie pees

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they should invent tech issues that other people have experienced and solved

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marble pines

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When the character who's a condensed version of the things that are Wrong With You is still a good person and deserves love and compassion

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I think people underestimate just how scary Bord is. If i saw a dishevelled man stumbling around at 3 am, with glowing eyes and an inhuman wide grin i might fuck him . i mean

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anyways

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clipping a bird’s wings is not recommended as it can result in severe physical and psychological damage to the animal

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Two questions about the Stanpiper AU; does it have lore? And if it doesn’t, can I make shit up

1. Yeah but it's pretty vague and disorganized. I have like multiple different ideas for what's going on with him and why he's a bird lmao. I'll go into it a little bit under a cut I suppose

and 2. Absolutely

For right now the "lore" Im focusing on is:

Stanpiper is from a dimension where everyone is a little bird, and gets thrown into the multiverse together with his brother (Fordpiper). They get separated early on (and they're pissed at each other so it's not entirely an accident). Stan survives for a while, which he's used to, but he's not used to being so incredibly small compared to everything around him. He ends up in pretty dire straits, captured and clipped and put up for sale in a little birdcage in some multiversal marketplace.

Enter another Ford, who is very much human, and quite a bit older. He's wandering the multiverse, as Fords do, comes across Stan and recognizes him immediately. He dispatches the people holding Stan captive and releases him. Stan is weary of him, but six fingers are six fingers, and this weird old Ford did help him. So Stan tags along with him because until he molts his flight feathers back, his mobility is dangerously limited and he's very vulnerable.

Both of them are very badly missing their own brother, and despite efforts not to end up projecting that onto each other. They are trying to keep each other at arms length while very much not wanting to be left behind - for Stan bc he's vulnerable, and for Ford bc he's worried for Stan's safety - not that either of them would verbalize this.

Old Ford decides to help Stanpiper find his birdbrother, and things progress from there.

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can stanpiper lay eggs

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There's no need to be scared, little bird

We're all friends here.

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JUST KIDDING HE'D NEVER DO THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!

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if I had my own stanpiper I would take such good care of him in a little cage and feed him yummy seeds and fruit slices and maybe scare him with how intensely I look at him when I hold him (you know what I'm thinking abt)

he definitely seems to like and trust you

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This post by @softersynths haunted me so bad I had to draw something. Baby needs some milk