#blorboposting

[smileytiger28]

[ID: an onion article from march 11, 2016. image is a white guy in a checkered shirt squinting at the camera in an annoyed fashion. headline is, "resourceful man able to cobble together bad mood from handful of minor annoyances." end ID]

no piece of art or literature has ever understood me quite like this onion article

[asthedeathoflight]

I think an underrated angle on 2x05 is something that either Jacob or Assad said in some interview somewhere, which is that in that episode Louis is addicted to heroin. Thats why he has that whole stash of drugs that he gives to Daniel, that's why he gives Daniel the drugs even though he's already got him alone. He didn't just use those 128 boys for sex he was using them to get high. Bring them home, get them to shoot up, and then drain them to get that secondhand high.

It clarifies something that's always confused me about that scene, which is why Armand saves Daniel the first time. He wouldn't save Daniel as a person, he clearly knows Daniel needs to die, but he's not seeing Daniel as a person there. Daniel is just a substance. He rips him away from Louis to stop him from using.

And i think that adds a whole other layer to the fight he and Armand have to think that this is Louis on a bender, with Armand cleaning up after him because he's not stable enough to. Louis in the bed for a week isn't just healing from the burns, he's going through withdrawal. Him at the table with Daniel giving him the "bright young reporter" speech is probably the first time he's been sober in months.

It adds another layer to Armand's desperation, that Louis has been running from both Armand and himself in this way, and of course Armand wants to erase that memory. Of course he wants to pretend that that fight never happened. Not just to protect himself but in a way to protect Louis from having said those things. When he describes the fight to Louis afterwards, he says "you said the worst things you've ever said to me." And he doesn't really know how to forgive Louis for that so he just wants to bury this rock-bottom moment and move on like it never happened. After all, Louis was high, he didn't really mean it, but if he remembers then maybe he might think that he had a point. Better to wipe the whole experience away.

[r-aindr0p]

In the end he didn't get stabbed, a tragedy 😔

[pinkfestivalpeanuttree]

voice of the smitten and voice of the cold

[3friesshortofahappymeal]

get you a partner that is not only committed to you but most importantly The Bit™

[butchjesus]

ok but for real now. since tiktok has so throughly disappointed on this trend. who is your strangest hear me out / most bizarre crush? freaks and headscratchers only edition

[chaosspelledwrong]

I just wanted an excuse to draw some sillies....

I almost put Bendy as both my comfort character AND all time favorite but. Honestly I got lazy and I already drew mewtwo so

I have a lot of other favorite characters that I like bit didn't really fit so I'll probably draw them all later having a tea party or something.... hehehee....

[cuntnikida]

"i wanna explore your body" and then they violently rip your flesh off to perform a vivisection on you

[the-golden-mango-of-discord]

new batch of xie lian memes but theyre just really sad and existential this time hahaa

[pearliegates]

zoro and sanji fighting for three minutes

[tentakrool]

thinking very hard about how the crew teamed up to make a new leg for Izzy and called him “the new unicorn”

this crew sees Izzy as the figurehead of their ship — the figurehead of a ship “represents not only the eyes of the ship guiding them safely home but also the spirit of the vessel as well”

to the crew, Izzy — not Stede or Ed — is the spirit of the Revenge

and why not? he’s always been the representative of the crew to the captain of the ship, and at some point he stopped living for Ed and started fully living for the crew, keeping them as safe as possible from Ed’s madness

thinking very hard about how the last person to see Izzy’s worth is Izzy

[aviatoons]

Play Ghost Trick

[asthedeathoflight]

Yk sometimes i think getting caught up in 70s dm makes me lose appreciation for the fact that if 70s dm didnt happen then thats actually equally insane. Like Daniel and Armand having a whole multiyear romance Daniel forgot about is fucking crazy, but so is the fact that armand broke his vow of never making a fledgling for this guy after knowing him for a cumulative two weeks. At least if the 70s happened he could have had a respectable period of becoming obsessed with him. If they truly hadnt seen each other in 50 years and Armand just looney tunes tripped and fell into being in love with this guy thats actually also crazy.

[r-aindr0p]

Oh yeah like two days ago I woke up and I instantly remembered this guy for no particular reason

Green bike guy.....

[renthony]

There isn't much intersex representation in fiction, a lot of what exists is blatantly offensive, and until I can finish writing my own, I'm going to headcanon all my blorbos as intersex. Nobody can stop me.

[instantpansies]

girls will look at two city planners with a vaguely homoerotic dynamic and go "is anyone gonna make them horrifically toxic and codependent about it" and not wait for an answer