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adjacent advice: if you need more confidence, get a cool jacket or a haircut or something and think about how cool it makes you. this is loser advice, but we're all losers here. swallow your pride and roleplay as a cool guy and you'll become a cool guy.

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@actually-kroger

this is the guy im supposed to be fucking protecting??????????

(found on pinterst)

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I need to draw a creature right now O_o

Chat, give me a creature to draw

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magic=gay interpretation is all well and good but personally i think being gay in camelot is actually fine because uther's so focused on getting rid of magic he doesn't really care about anything else. like that politician from australia but with magic instead of crocodiles

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The point of fiction is actually to put that guy in a situation™️, and he might try to tell you the point is to then get him out of the situation, WRONG, second situation

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Blingee.com & Internet Archaeology

Yes the thumbnail is an actual Blingee thank u for asking

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Fun fact about me: I'm very misophonic, and being out in public without headphones can be such a sensory hell that I carry up to FIVE SETS of headphones at any time.

My computer bag has three "backup" sets, and two "primary" sets: some light wireless earbuds and a bigger over-the-ear set with good noise canceling.

So I'm very serious about headphones, you see.

And today I'm taking an hour long train ride into work, where I left my computer bag... And all my headphones.

Pray for me.

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What book would you “be” in Ray Bradbury’s Fahrenheit 451?

That is, what book do you think you could rewrite, from memory, either verbatim or reworded, if that book no longer existed?

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People are talking about how reading Dungeon Meshi gives them an internal monologue Senshi for eating properly I think we all need to adopt an internal monologue Chilchuck at work. Like the boat is literally sinking and he's just watching it happen because he's on his lunch break.

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♄ Sailor Saturn ✨

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i love the 😌 and 😔 emojis so much because they convey such specific emotions, but also those emotions are absolutely not "relieved" and "pensive"

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horrible fate awaits me now. i liked a movie that's considered bad and boring by most people

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@argumate

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