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*cephalons OHHHHing in the background*
Uggh I’m tired of everyone thinking I’m in a relationship with Mirage. I have more chemistry with Simaris for void’s sake!
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ABBA alignment chart
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my talents include: fucking things up, and being a fucking idiot
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Thotstone piledriver
Just for a bit of fun, think of a wrestling move and add thot to it
Twist of Fate is now Thot of Fate
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The person I reblogged this from has a quality blog and I recommend you all follow them
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FUUUCK

You guys like puns? Cause I can’t espresso how much I love puns
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Gabby are you ok?
mickey’s wife? Yeah tgats nicky mouse
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ABSOLUTE WARNING, REBLOG THIS ASAP.
this is a bit of an emergency BAD NEWS AHEAD If you use Tumblr, backup your stuff right now and make a post redirecting your followers to another account, Twitter or something like that Apple removed Tumblr from the App Store because their porn bot problem got too big, and they don’t allow explicit NSFW apps Tumblr, like the galaxy-brained geniuses they are, are going on a spree and deleting lots of NSFW blogs Even famous artists like cutesexyrobots and eigaka got their blogs purged, so ACT QUICK
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@destroyer-immortalizer did I find it?
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You know what? Smackdown doesn't need to prove how dominate they are through winning a couple of matches. They prove how dominate they are through continuously giving Monday night's a run for their money
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reblog if you think the person you’re reblogging it from deserves to be happy
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Max and @rivela merry misadventures
Chapter 3: there is no way that can be healthy
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tag yourself!!
iced tea- conspiracy theories, hates small talk, still watches cartoons and anime, gives good advice, everyday is an existential crisis
milkshake- underrated humor, listens to lofi hip hop, good at taking photos, only loud around friends, wears oversized shirts
frappucino- the hype friend, has lots of inside jokes, insecure about being too annoying, can sleep anywhere, loves dogs, likes hot showers
soda- always has low storage, wears face masks, procrastinates a lot, rants to friends, the type to cry and say tears are good for the skin
lemonade- self-deprecating jokes, cranky in the mornings, has more internet friends than “real” friends, tries to be organized but can’t
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