Welcome to Cards That Won Against Humanity! This is a blog that posts images of card combinations that won in the game Cards Against Humanity, or more often, the online game "Pretend You're Xyzzy", which is a Cards Against Humanity Clone. This blog posts every combination that wins, we don't pick out the really good ones! Every now and then I play games over on PYX, and I'll be sure to let you guys know so that you can join me. I hope you enjoy this blog and have a good day :) Cards from PYX here Cards from CAH here
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My Wife 🌻
Finally got the update and saw the seasonal outfits, I had to at least sketch Haley's cute lil sweater
On Bluesky too
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From two different players, at the same time. We just couldn’t choose one
#its a pity that kids these daus are all getting involved with _#nazis#jews#irl#cards against humanity#two cards#submission
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#submission#_ is a slippery slope that leads to _#a sad handjob#erectile dysfunction#Two Cards#Cards Against Humanity#IRL
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#submission#thats right i killed _ how you ask _#the rev dr martin luther king jr#the violation of our most basic human rights#Two Cards#Cards Against Humanity#IRL
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Hey guys! Please welcome our newest admin, Fish!
You can check out their main blog here.
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On a scale of 1-100 how fun is this game
With the right people, 100. With the wrong people, solid 75. Though after a while you become a little desensitized to the game, at which point I suggest looking into variations to the rules, or adding your own cards
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#next on espn2 the world series of _#finally finishing off the indians#Cards Against Humanity#irl#submission
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#_ is a slippery slope that leads to _#dead babies#necrophilia#Cards Against Humanity#IRL#Two Cards#submission
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#introducing the amazing superhero/sidekick duo its _ and _#the clitoris#balls#Cards Against Humanity#Two Cards#irl#submission
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#I never truly understood _ until I encountered _#child abuse#BATMAN#two cards#Cards Against Humanity#irl#submission
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Shout out to @feelgood-chemical for four submissions at once. Damn.
#for my next trick i will pull _ out of _#sperm whales#daniel radcliffes delicious asshole#Cards Against Humanity#IRL#Two Cards#submission
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I won 😂
#i spent my whole life working toward _ only to have it ruined by _#slowly easing down onto a cucumber#bill clinton naked on a bearskin rug with a saxophone#Cards Against Humanity#pretend you're xyzzy#Two Cards#submission
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https://youtu.be/MiFaXq-v4ko
Cards Against Humanity Comes to Life!
Dude this is awesome!
Go check it out guys!
#submission#video#Cards Against Humanity#come to life#what never fails to liven up the party#a can of whoop ass#mechahitler#too much cocaine#slowly easing down onto a cucumber
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Chainsaws for hands! High five bro!
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It wasn’t easy to land on a card that felt worthy of David Bowie. Here are some alternate versions we considered early on:
David Bowie riding in on a cloud of fire flies.
David Bowie materializing in a poof of glitter.
David Bowie sliding into your dreams on an electric rainbow.
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