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[cuddliestbear]

So, its been a minute since I posted anything, but I suggest ya'll buckle up.

ATTENTION: IF YOU ARE THE PERSON WHO DUMPED THE DOG IN THIS STORY, YOU ARE A PIECE OF SHIT AND I SINCERELY HOPE YOUR LIFE ENDS MISERABLE AND ALONE THE WAY YOU DESERVE.

So, I am working, my coworker gets a call from one of her teens. We'll call her Ally. So Ally is driving home from her morning class and sees a dog on the side of the road. Being a great lover of all animals, she stops to see if the dog is lost or needs help.

First thing she notices is that, 1 the dog looks somewhat healthy, aside from the gigantic overused nipples from years sof breeding. 2 she was a little brown weiner dog, seemed purebred, which brought her to 3 which is that this dog was dumped.

She brings her to the animal shelter and they try to not take her because she has Georgia tags, though she has no chip. Which doesn't add up quite right, but makes sense if she was part of a breeding mill. When the mom's can no longer breed, many of those mills will dump them on the side of the road or kill them outright. Which seems to be the case here, again, if I find out who the fuck had the gall to drop an innocent dog off on the side of the road...hands will be thrown.

There is no legitimate reason why dropping a dog on the side of the road should be a decision made in general. Even if the dog is a breeder and can no longer breed. ADOPT THEM OUT, SOMEONE WILL TAKE THEM AND GIVE THEM THE LOVE THEY DESERVE.

[cuddliestbear]

1st one: drinking 7 screwballs, 8 martinis, and several shots of vodka on sunday night

2nd one: you have to work at 7 am monday morning

hey would someone make this into a meme template please?

(The Nurturer Truth Lies in a Well, Having Been Killed by Liars and Actors (1895) beside Truth Coming Out of Her Well to Shame Mankind (1896))

[cuddliestbear]

Here is a petition to get Justice Nicols to be investigated as well as The Sun and others involved in the Depp vs. Heard case. The trial was unfairly ruled as there was never any physical evidence to suggest that Johnny Depp has harmed Amber Heard, only fended her off when she becomes violent against him, and there is even audio evidence of her admitting to abusing him. Let's get justice for Johnny Depp. Fuck Amber Heard, burn her to the ground. Make sure she can never get another job in film again. Make. Her. Pay.

[cuddliestbear]

#outraged and appalled

[cuddliestbear]

Very pretty succulents, tho.

We have one in our kitchen, though it doesn't look weird per se, it is still a succulent, would you like to see?

thinking about weird ass succulents

haworthia cooperi, albuca spiralis (aka frizzle sizzle), crassula alstonii, and lithops (aka living stones)!

[cuddliestbear]

SO I REALLY like the wings of fire series. AND I MADE A HUMAN QIBLI! I think it came out pretty neat. What do ya'll think?

[cuddliestbear]

So, to the fandom of Lord Of The Rings, I apologize already.

I did NOT know J.R.R. Tolkien was unalive. I didn't even know that The Hobbit was published like way back in the 1930s. And his son, I think, Christopher Tolkien was the one who published all his works for him.

Like I was getting the books on Audible, mostly for convenience and also because I know they are long books and I just don't have the spare time to dedicate to binge reading them. Instead I was going to listen to them.

And THEN I learned that this Tolkien fellow has not just The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, but a few more titles that add onto Middle-Earth's history and the characters. Which is great I love universe expansion, but I wanted to know what order to read them in. Are they chronological? Do I go by publication dates for the ones outside of the Hobbit and TLODR books? So I looked up an article, and in that article it told me that J.R.R. Tolkien died in the 1930s. And then it provided me the reading list.

So, basically all of this is to say:

Was no one going to tell me? Like I figured with all the fans I have met at least ONE would have mentioned, "oh, by the way, neat fact, J.R.R. Tolkien died back in the thirties and his son published his work for him." USUALLY, I have noticed with superfans of ANY community, they have the tendency to offer random information like that almost completely unprompted. I know at least twenty people that I have met who were over the moon about Tolkien and the whole Lord of the Rings series, and not ONCE has anyone said that J Tolkien is dead but C Tolkien has published the books.

It's not THAT important tbh, and I'm determined to at least listen to each of the books that J.R.R. Tolkien has out there.

Again, please Lord Of The Rings fandom, don't crucify me for not knowing about Tolkien not being alive and stuff. I never read the books before, and am only now getting into them. I've techically seen the first movie, though I don't remember much. Someone thought it would be a WONDERFUL idea to play a nearly 3 hour long movie at midnight and expect me to stay awake the whole time.

Anyway, that's about it. Goodnight/Morning/Afternoon to all.

[cuddliestbear]

...i didn't ask to be called out and yet here it is.

[cuddliestbear]

I WASNT EXPECTING THE COMMENTARY HELP I AM DEAD

💛DEMUS GANG HOW WE FEELIN'? 💚

[cuddliestbear]

Just get a rice cooker, pal. Literally impossible to f up.

come on sis…

[cuddliestbear]

@biggest-gaudiest-patronuses its called a thunder.

if the word for a group of dragons isn’t a ‘hoard’ i’m going to be so pissy, hold on

[cuddliestbear]

Lol

(Rude) note to self.

[cuddliestbear]

Lol wtf.

Tumblr Code.

[cuddliestbear]

This has dealt me so much damage. I have the unfortunate occurence of knowing about sports but not liking the participation part of them. You just dealt me 50 critical and Idk if I'll make it out alive.

WAIT. wait wait wait. the super bowl. you’re telling me the fucking SUPER BOWL isn’t. a fucking hockey trophy? you’re telling me the GODDAMN SUPER BOWL isn’t fucking about hockey??????

[cuddliestbear]

@biggest-gaudiest-patronuses , pal, it is almost impossible to surprise you with new facts. But I'm gonna give it the old college try.

did you know in Victorian England, nipple piercings were a trend?

"During the middle of the 14th century, Queen Isabella of Bavaria introduced dresses open to the navel. Many women wore necklines so low that nearly half of their brests were exposed, and the freely displayed nipples were adorned with small caps. They(the nipples) were even pierced so that gold chains decorated with diamonds could be passed through them." Source: Straight Talk About Body Piercing: Make Sure You Create The Body Piercing Sensation Of A Lifetime. By Laura Vegas

And the English liked it so much that they copied it. Victorian's pierced their nipples.

Someone give me a fact about history that will make me examine my assumptions about the world

[cuddliestbear]

I hate stupid people who think that Sharks are no-good nasty mean things that will attack humans just because. USUALLY it's because they want food and they think we may just be really large food. If you had the choice between a single piece of jerky vs the whole bag, you would go for the whole bag too. Sharks are not evil, and sharks are wonderful beautiful creatures. Their streamlined body, and strong tails, their colorations and variations. Sharks are wonderful and I love them.

Lush was selling these today!🦈

Text SHARKATTACK to 40649 and sign the pledge!🦈

[cuddliestbear]

6 bucks have been submitted @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

I wish to also feel active and continuing distress.

i need to stop checking my inbox, my eye is developing a twitch