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Manny: “Hey, Fli- Wait… Ugh! Flint! Are you high?!”

Flint: “Haha… Am I- am I wha?”

Manny: “HIGH!”

Flint: “Haha! Hiiiiiiii!” 👋

*cue Manny, Sam, and Brent laughing*

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Shelbourne: “Wake up, Manny! The sun has risen!”

Manny, very groggy: “And what do you want me to do, Shelly? Photosynthesize?”

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Manny: “If anyone needs me, then [boink] off…”

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Manny: “Bitch. Do you want me to jump across this table? Because I don’t have all day for this, okay?!”

Shelbourne: “You feeling froggy? Leap.”

Manny, rolling up his sleeves: “Okay. Well here I come.”

*Flint, Sam, Brent, and Earl all have to restrain him*

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Brent: “I threw UP in the toilet.”

Flint: “I swear to God. If you send that image to this chat one more time, I’m kicking you.”

Brent: *sends a pic of the case for the movie UP in a toilet*

-Brent has left the chat-

Manny: “LMFAO!”

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Sam: Why do you look like that?

Brent , laying face-first on the floor: Like what?

Sam: Like you’re dead.

Brent : It’s because I’m dying. Leave me here to perish.

Manny: Brent accidentally called Flint “babe” in front of everyone today.

Brent : *sobs into the floor*

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Manny: “CAN YOU LOCK THE FUCK IN???!”

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Manny: “Hehehe! Spaceship pilot!”

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Sam, kicking down the door: “Oi, mate! I’m an Australian extremist, and I’ve come to detonate this bomb that’ll release all the world’s deadliest spiders intooooooo…”

*Sees Brent slowly rise up from underneath Flint’s desk. Both of them are flushed red in the face*

Sam: “Did I pick a bad time~?”

@quietrobots this one is for you

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Patrick, to Manny: “What should I do?!”

Manny: “You should die- You should throw a F%&$#ING beach party!”

Patrick: “WHY DO YOU SWEAR NOW?! Ugh… Forget it. Let’s go to an intermission…”

(In this house, we hate Patrick Patrickson :3 )

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Brent: “Ahh… he’s cool.”

FWISH

Brent: “Wait… What’s this?”

VOTE CALLED

SAM: ✅

MANNY: ✅

EARL: ❌

FLINT: ✅

BRENT: ❌

Brent: “…”

DING

POP

Brent, wearing a maid outfit: “WHAT THE HECK?! WHO DID THIS?!”

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Sam: What do you think Manny will do for a distraction?

Flint: He'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That's what I would do.

*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*

Flint: ...or he could do that.

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Manny: “Bitch. Do you want me to jump across this table? Because I don’t have all day for this, okay?!”

Shelbourne: “You feeling froggy? Leap.”

Manny, rolling up his sleeves: “Okay. Well here I come.”

*Flint, Sam, Brent, and Earl all have to restrain him*

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Brent: THEY COME SEASONALLY!

Brent: THEY COME EVERY YEAR!

Flint: What- Manny, is he drunk again-

Brent: IT DOESN’T MATTER WHERE I GO!

Brent: WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

Manny: What does WHAT mean?

Sam, who is the only one who knows what Brent is talking about: I mean, when you found one in the bathroom-

Flint: WHAT THE FUCK DID BRENT FIND IN THE BATHROOM?

Brent: I’M TELLING YOU LIKE- LIKE IN THE SWIMMING POOL-

Brent: IN L.A.

Brent: EVERYWHERE I GO, THE DUCKS COME TO ME!

Flint and Manny: Oh, for fuCKS SAKE BRENT-

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Sam: Hey, Manny, have you thought about having children?

Manny: ...

Manny: Does looking over you and Flint not seem like I already do? Because I promise you, it sure feels like it.

Sam: But we're not childr-

Manny, already distracted: FLINT, PUT THE FIRE DOWN!

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Here are da rules!

-User of this blog will respond to asks when they possibly can as they’re in college + work 40-45 hours a week

-They may either copy and paste a quote word-for-word or, if the submitter is lucky, they’ll see fan art regarding the incorrect quote 👀

-Characters from both the films and the TV series can be used!

-Incorrect quotes can be shipping or non-shipping! HOWEVER, for the comfort of some, the user will delete quotes with any of these ships: Flint X Chester and Manny X Chester

-If possible, state in your submission where you got the incorrect quote from (if it was from a TV show, another movie, or a quote from a book. Or if you simply pulled it from an incorrect quote generator)

-Quotes can be suggestive in nature, but nothing too explicit please (again, for the comfort of others)!

Otherwise, go crazy, go stupid! 🤪