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my family wasn't this strict, but in some sects of buddhism you're not allowed to eat the "five pungent vegetables", onions garlic shallots leeks and umm chives i think, really any of those kind of vegetables. probably some monk ages ago was tired of onion farts stinking up the temple. anyways, one time my brother made a soup using all five of them. he said, "one sip of this, and you'll be reincarnated as a flea."

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you can tell things are bad when this type of article is coming back...

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Shoutout to this bird who made a nest in my mom's flower pot

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A Constant Hum (found in a derelict factory)

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obviously fuck the troops etc etc but i do think one of the funniest things to come out of the US armed forces from an engineering perspective is the solution to the problem of "how do i land this fighter jet on as short of an aircraft carrier runway as possible". and it turns out the best answer the combined brainpower of the most overfunded military in human history could come up with was "stick a hook on the bottom of the jets and a bigass rubber band across the runway lol". actual looney toons shit. and to top it off the most common failure mode is for the rubber band ("arresting cable") to snap and release ungodly amounts of energy capable of literally whipping US troops in half, which fucking rules

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Had a dream last night that i was a knight and this bigger scarier knight had me on the ground and right before he swung his sword at my neck he said smth like "i mourn the loss of life for the tree who will become your coffin" which shouldnt of turned me on like it did but alas

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The secret Dungeon Meshi sauce that's getting people to eat better is that it's so non-judgmental. Senshi and the rest of the gang never talk about what not to eat besides things that taste bad and literal poison. They don't even talk about "health" that much besides the importance of a balanced diet. It's so much easier to eat well when you think of food simply as something your body needs, and that it's often worth the extra effort to make it taste good, especially when you understand how to connect "things your body needs" with "things that taste good"

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i made an enclosure for them.

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This felt like a punch to the throat

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complimented a cashier on her turtle pin this morning and she said "oh thanks, I am a little bit of a Turtle Person" with the carefully contained energy of Cookie Monster telling you he's mildly fond of chocolate chips

I hope she and the multiple tons of turtle merch she definitely has at home are having a wonderful day

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