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i had a dream i went to nintendo and they revealed to me that all this time the real pokemon designer was this Russian guy named Vladimir Pokemondesigner and i asked him why he named jigglypuff that and he said “is puff. is jiggly. are you a jokester?” and crushed my head like an empty soda can

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my most recent bottle of vitamin gummies has a vile texture so to get around it i have just been taking them like pills. despite them being rather large. yippee!

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why is there a ps1 horror asset in my fridge

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i always wanted to fuck her

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Losing my mind at this van that's formatted like a fucking meme

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forgor his pants. how embarrassing

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Mystifying white boy rizz origins (how these two met for the first time)

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if you hate jazz you will die and go to hell

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I love love love saying "I scavenged a working microwave in the boylands" but nobody ever knows the reference and it breaks my heart

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A catagory 6 cunt quake in computer city has left my haters dead & shit

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Soul Resonance! Scythemeister technique of lore! Witch Hunter! proceeds to slip (⭑•͈ 𓎟 •͈ )

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am i an adult with free will or am i a slave to my thoughts

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