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“You told me you didn’t want me to go, but something in your eyes begged me not to stay.”

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You’ve heard of one shots, now get ready for none shots! It’s when you think of an idea for a fic and then don’t write it

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AU in which bella marries Jacob after following her dreams and Charlie wants to talk to her before the honeymoon. 

J: Go talk to him, he’s waiting. B: Oh… how long he’s been there? J: A lil while, I’ll wait here. B: Hey… Dad! C: … it will be weird not having you around, while you’re going to live in another house. B: Yeah, but… it’s not gonna be far. I’ll be in the reservation… I am big enough Dad, I’m twenty-six now. C: I know, I know… it’s just happiness, tears of joy Bells — you’re fine. You are going to be fine and I am glad you had time to do a lot of things … Before this, now… Go have fun! 

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i just feel like instead of edward being dismissive of bella’s fear of ageing, he could maybe… idk, validate that fear? and then remind her that her worth isn’t stored in her youth or beauty, but in the person she’s becoming??

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Twilight movie AU where everything is exactly the same except the Golden Onion is the Golden Garlic and Bella clocks Edward being a vamp immediately because it’s like

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what’s goin on here

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This is Edward, Halloween, 2005. Bella refused to go trick or treating with him and the rest of the Cullens abandoned him.

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i love that the entire fandom is head over heels for leah clearwater because it’s exactly what she deserves

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the day people realize that kristen stewart was not a bad actress in twilight & that she was intentionally playing bella as an extremely socially awkward, stuttering, teenage girl is the day i finally know peace.

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im willing to bet that rosalie actually does have a coffin in her room and she uses it exclusively to get away from edward's whining

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2021 bingo cards but make it twilight renaissance. here’s to a great year!

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I've said it before I'll say it again, don't hate Sam hate emily. She's the one who made them date

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remembering the time i ate an entire loaf of pumpkin bread and my mom got so enraged she called me a “little loaf eating freak”

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Bella, holding a bat: What are you doing in my house?!

Edward, who was just watching her sleep: I like you.

Bella: wHAT THE FUCK— CHARLIE!

Charlie, bursts through the door holding a fucking shotgun: Bella what's—WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?

Edward: I can explain I was—

Bella: He snuck through the window and started watching me sleep, I just woke up and he was there!

Charlie, loading the huge ass shotgun: What the FUCK?

Edward: It's not like that I—

Carlisle, walking in and wearing one of Charlie's dressing gowns: Charlie what happ— Edward? Why are you here?

Bella & Edward simultaneously: WHY ARE YOU HERE?

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I’m here, and I love you. I have always loved you, and I will always love you. I was thinking of you, seeing your face in my mind, every second that I was away. When I told you that I didn’t want you, it was the very blackest kind of blasphemy.