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Kansas sounds like Can This

It’s a variant of the imagine dragons joke

Did you that Kentucky is the only state that starts with the letter K?

I did not know that, that is what you're saying right, did you know?

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Kansas dick fit in your mouth— XD

Did you that Kentucky is the only state that starts with the letter K?

I did not know that, that is what you're saying right, did you know?

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Yup! Theres totally not any other state!

Did you that Kentucky is the only state that starts with the letter K?

I did not know that, that is what you're saying right, did you know?

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There are fucking red wasps in my bathroom

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Basically me writing this

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so i was thinking about how macaque probably has a hard time saying "i forgive you" and "i'm sorry" out loud so instead he does little gestures to show it

but then i remembered this meme and no one stopped me so this is technically your fault

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I kinda wanna do a lmk rp blog but i'm scared. Should I do it? if yes who??

Yes. It’s fun and funny as hell but do it on a side blog cause it’s easier to have a blog to yourself. I haven’t seen many people doing Mei or many doing Wukong or Macaque, I haven’t seen Tang or Pigsy. I have one where I’m specifically Savage (one of Macaques clones from the Lego sets. They haven’t appeared in the show but I love rumble and savage) you could do MK or Red Son they are also fun to do.

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HE HAS TWO HANDS FOR A REASON HEHEHEHEHE

Haiiii uhhh...man this account has been so dead so uh...imma post this here

This is Sasha! He used to be a regular man living in a small town in Prussia in the 1700s until a witch turned him into a cryptid-like creature for being a...not so good person.

He's been living in the forests surrounding Russia for years now, and he's also a father dedicated to raising young cryptids who've been orphaned around the world. I'm thinking of posting his many kids here soon lolz. He also knows a bit of magic :>

Here's his ref with his regular outfit when he's around his children. Expect more outfits of him soon :]

Anyways bye bye!! Posting might be more frequent due to me having much more free time for the summer

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IM MARRYING HIM AND GIVING HIM BABIES

Haiiii uhhh...man this account has been so dead so uh...imma post this here

This is Sasha! He used to be a regular man living in a small town in Prussia in the 1700s until a witch turned him into a cryptid-like creature for being a...not so good person.

He's been living in the forests surrounding Russia for years now, and he's also a father dedicated to raising young cryptids who've been orphaned around the world. I'm thinking of posting his many kids here soon lolz. He also knows a bit of magic :>

Here's his ref with his regular outfit when he's around his children. Expect more outfits of him soon :]

Anyways bye bye!! Posting might be more frequent due to me having much more free time for the summer

[the-immortal-restless]

I love him so much he’s so my husband 💍

Haiiii uhhh...man this account has been so dead so uh...imma post this here

This is Sasha! He used to be a regular man living in a small town in Prussia in the 1700s until a witch turned him into a cryptid-like creature for being a...not so good person.

He's been living in the forests surrounding Russia for years now, and he's also a father dedicated to raising young cryptids who've been orphaned around the world. I'm thinking of posting his many kids here soon lolz. He also knows a bit of magic :>

Here's his ref with his regular outfit when he's around his children. Expect more outfits of him soon :]

Anyways bye bye!! Posting might be more frequent due to me having much more free time for the summer

[the-immortal-restless]

Sign this petition to renew LMK

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Using that for my future alcoholic behavior

I'm sorry

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This is so me and @pumpkin-pepperz coded -v-

stupid textpost redraw things with oppo .. originals below cut

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Reblogging to cleanse aswell

If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again

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Yeah. Same. Get that out of here. No plumsynoodles, peachynoodles, or fruitynoodles.

Here's a message for any plumsynoodles/peachynoodles shippers (feel free to reblog):

If you want reasons why this ship is wrong I will GLAAADLY give them

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Real

i am, once again, on the right side of twitter

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I hate and love the way Wukong says “MASTER” in Amnesia Rules.