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This is the funniest video ever

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friday 13 you know what that means

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spoke deeply to me.

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my personal pick for most underrated animal is the european legless lizard, which i think is often taken to just look like a normal and rather plain snake, but if you're familiar with reptile anatomy at all it looks more like some sort of bizarre heraldic fantasy creature than basically anything else on earth

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Azusa, Lost but Seeking

“I do not miss Jukai Forest. It is not my home. My home is Kamigawa, its people my family. Wherever I set my pack and rest my head, I am home.”

Artist: Winona Nelson TCG Player Link Scryfall Link EDHREC Link

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Batman, showing me the details of my first case: "...and these locations have been hit, but there was no trace and seemingly no connection."

Me (new JLA member with plant powers, still workshopping names): "how very.... wysterious..."

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is christmas kink problematic? *gets EXTREMELY defensive when you ask me to explain what that even means*

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EATING HIM ! ! ! ! !

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A friend of mine used to post thirst traps on main until someone described one such photo as being their "asexual awakening" and I think about this every day