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what I think will happen if I message my mutuals

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Who knew the downfall of the United States would've been caused by a handful of geriatric liberals clinging to power until death, opening the door for the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet to defund everything to pay for the Turbo Gestapo
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My university has one of the most unhinged subreddits I think I've ever seen
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maybe i like my tech a little bit inconvenient
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when i say my gender changes to the tune of the bit i mean a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do and if he can’t then god forbid women do anything
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nothing makes me feel more well adjusted than hearing about the problems that straight people in the periphery of my life are always having
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Love me some ex-military single dads with high-stakes jobs


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If I had a nickel for everytime I fell in love with a fictional guy with a high stakes job that involves saving people, who is also a single dad with a dead wife I’d have three nickels which isn’t a lot but it’s fucking bizarre that it happened three times
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