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The lethal protector more like the most lethally annoying couple of nycccc

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them: 'you're not a cat'

literally me:

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you haven’t truly experienced the full spectrum of human emotions until you’re sobbing because your favourite character just died and then fucking memories by maroon 5 starts playing

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this gon be the first movie ever to sell one trillion tickets ‼️

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🥲

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more symbrock bc they've infested my brain

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first thing i ever did with eddie was strangle him ❤️

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would gay sex fix them?

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Hey. it's me. the idiot that made the Venom Vegas wedding shitpost. in march.

HHHHHHHHHHHH

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venom will be peak. 90 percent of it's dialouge will be venom in a bass boosted voice saying shit like "EDDIE...THE HORSE IS HERE" while Tom Hardy awkwardly stands around while looking like the sun is breathing down his neck. also

this

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being a symbrock fan who's friends with like, normal Spider-Man fans is so funny cause like. you get to hear their expectations for Venom 3. "I hope they have a canon Spider-Man!" "I hope it's rated R!" yeah well I hope they elope in Vegas at a 24-hour wedding chapel and their marriage is officiated by a Prince impersonator. their wedding rings cost no more than 400 dollars and when venom kisses the groom there's so much tongue that both Eddie and the court-appointed witness get lightheaded

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The main reason I want Venom and Eddie to have sex in Venom 3 is so I can prove the toxic film bros and bigots wrong once again because it happens in the comics

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venom: YUM YUM YUM EDDIE DELICIOUS BRAINSSSS!!!

eddie: i ne ed tylenol

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Reminder that Eddie and Venom are in love and their relationship is canon in the comics so them being together in the movies isn’t that far off or that crazy

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Comic Venom: This is Eddie, he’s absolutely ripped and he has beautiful blonde hair. We’ve known each other for years and despite our many arguments, we’ve grown to love one another.

Movie Venom: This is Eddie, he’s covered in sweat, cries a lot and has no redeeming qualities. We’ve known each other for day and a half and I have been absolutely captivated by his rizzless behavior. I would and will betray my whole race for him.

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Look at my horse, my horse is amazing!