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do you think sniper wouldve been sexually abused as a kid
probably yeah. he's grumpy because his adopted daddy kept shoving his fingers up his ass whenever he wasn't beating him.
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Have you ever written a fic while ur not high?
yes actually lol.
#it might not look like it but like only like a chunk of my fics are from when im high#425 minus 74#do the math#woundspew#assassination attempts (asks)
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Medic kidnapping Loli!reader and making them rim him, telling them he'll let them go once he's satisfied (he's lying). Makes 'em get their tongue in real deep and laughs at the way they retch against his arsch.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/63407545
i had alot of fun writing it :3 i luv when women rim men unfortunately...
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CONTENTS: Pyro/Loli! Reader; Extremely Underage (not specified; reader is younger than a third grader); Pregnancy; Pseudo-Cest (Mommy Kink—Big Brother Kink, Overall Grossness)
"Pleaseeeee, big brother,"
You were sniffling pathetically, thumbing away your tears while Pyro mumbled something into your baby bump, gently kneading it with his gloved hands as if he still couldn't believe it. He remembered the first night he made you spread your legs for him, reveling in how pretty your noises were.
"You have to take responsibility." You couldn't help but pout, unable to cope with the new life you had swelling in your stomach despite how infatuated Pyro seemed to be with it. He nuzzled it with his gas mask, grinning wide at the day where you would push its baby out of you.
You'd be such a good mother, Pyro muffled, moving a hand to grab at your flat chest. You shivered from how needy he was, knowing he surrounded you like a clingy dog whenever it wasn't absent from the den it forced you to live in. You barely remembered what your mother looked like. Good mommy.
Pyro was practically drooling all itself over how big your tits were going to get, leaking with milk, and you'd share it with him whenever you fed the baby. "I- I'm gonna be a mommy, oh," you weren't even old enough to have your first period yet. "Pyroooo, why would you—"
You swore you heard a giggle from under the mask, his fingers being careful not to dig into your skin. Pyro knew he had to be very, very careful with you—you were so little and tiny compared to him, not even old enough to be in third grade.
Pyro didn't feel an ounce of shame, feeling rather smug as it stuck his hand between your legs and felt up your soaked heat. The thought of helping you deliver the baby left him lightheaded. You were such a cute mommy already.
#ddne#dead dove do not eat#pyro/reader#ddne: cunny content#ddne: cest content#ddne: preg#idk bro its 9pm#woundspew#woundfics#woundisntsoberrn
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"do you even have any idea who i am?"
hi children of the grave my name is wound (she/he/it) and this is my dead dove blog centered around the uhm. that one valve game with the Guys. you know the one.
anyway no limits go crazy my inbox is always open for spewing insane shit ❤️
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