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Bed side drawer - Peter Parker

summary: when Tony finds a box of condoms in Peter's bed side drawer, he doesn't expect Peter's girlfriend to walk into the room, causing an awkward interaction. a/n: my toxic trait is that i always imagine tasm!peter even tho it's in the avengers universe 0.6k wc

When Peter walks into his bedroom, the first thing his eyes lay on is the box of condoms in his mentor's hand. Tony Stark smirks from where he sits on his mentee's bed, drinking the cup of coffee Aunt May had so graciously prepared him. Peter's eyes go wide, flickering between his open bed side drawer and his mentor, and he dives across the room to get the box from him. Peter nearly hits his head against the wall when Tony tosses the box in the air, catching it in his hand when it falls down again. Peter's face flushes red as he scrambles back up, straightening his bed sheets where he haphazardly landed on them, mouth gaping open. Peter can hear you laughing with his Aunt May in the living room about another one of May's stories. She always had to tell you about the stories of how smitten he was with you, an attempt for your relationship to last forever. He needs to get that box before you walk in because that was not the situation he imagined you'd meet Mr. Stark in. He refused to let it happen.

Peter tilts his head to the side with desperate eyes, begging "Please give me those Mr. Stark." Tony grins teasingly, saying "You know these only work when there are two people involved, right?" Peter doesn't have time to react before the door to his room opens again and you walk in, saying something about the story Aunt May had told you before your eyes land on the older man in the room, prompting you to go silent. Oh no, Peter thinks. Tony quickly's eyes quickly scan you where you awkwardly stand in the doorway, and the obvious mortification that settles on your face at the realisation of who he is.

"Oh."

"Oh." Tony's tone is suggestive, and completely different from yours. He stands up from Peter's bed, slowly making his way across the room to you. His eyes flicker between you and Peter, the box of condoms still in his hands as you shoot a hand out in front of you, smiling nervously and saying "Hi, I'm y/n." in a lowsy attempt to ignore the box laying in the man's hand, eyes glancing down to it a couple of times. Tony shakes your hand, introducing himself, before asking "And who might you be y/n?" Gulping, you glance between your boyfriend, whose face has flushed a dark shade of red, and the avenger standing in front of you. "I'm Peter's girlfriend." You state, eyes widening as Tony puts the box of condoms in your hand.

"There are two people involved then..." You hear him mutter under his breath, but it's nothing as embarrassing as Aunt May walking into the busy room and observing the situation, attention immediately caught by the box of condoms that you throw at your boyfriend in a panic. The box hits Peter's chest and falls on the floor, and neither of you make a move to pick it up whilst you smile awkwardly at May, who follows Tony out of the room. You huff when they walk out, turning around to dig your head into Peter's chest in humiliation. Your boyfriend hugs you close, rubbing a hand on your back, and he's happy you can't hear Tony say "That girl seems too sweet to be having sex with your nephew." or his Aunt May's scoff of "Yeah until you come back home after a night with your friends and hear everything through those walls. She really knows how to talk dirty."

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Bed side drawer - Peter Parker

summary: when Tony finds a box of condoms in Peter's bed side drawer, he doesn't expect Peter's girlfriend to walk into the room, causing an awkward interaction. a/n: my toxic trait is that i always imagine tasm!peter even tho it's in the avengers universe 0.6k wc

When Peter walks into his bedroom, the first thing his eyes lay on is the box of condoms in his mentor's hand. Tony Stark smirks from where he sits on his mentee's bed, drinking the cup of coffee Aunt May had so graciously prepared him. Peter's eyes go wide, flickering between his open bed side drawer and his mentor, and he dives across the room to get the box from him. Peter nearly hits his head against the wall when Tony tosses the box in the air, catching it in his hand when it falls down again. Peter's face flushes red as he scrambles back up, straightening his bed sheets where he haphazardly landed on them, mouth gaping open. Peter can hear you laughing with his Aunt May in the living room about another one of May's stories. She always had to tell you about the stories of how smitten he was with you, an attempt for your relationship to last forever. He needs to get that box before you walk in because that was not the situation he imagined you'd meet Mr. Stark in. He refused to let it happen.

Peter tilts his head to the side with desperate eyes, begging "Please give me those Mr. Stark." Tony grins teasingly, saying "You know these only work when there are two people involved, right?" Peter doesn't have time to react before the door to his room opens again and you walk in, saying something about the story Aunt May had told you before your eyes land on the older man in the room, prompting you to go silent. Oh no, Peter thinks. Tony quickly's eyes quickly scan you where you awkwardly stand in the doorway, and the obvious mortification that settles on your face at the realisation of who he is.

"Oh."

"Oh." Tony's tone is suggestive, and completely different from yours. He stands up from Peter's bed, slowly making his way across the room to you. His eyes flicker between you and Peter, the box of condoms still in his hands as you shoot a hand out in front of you, smiling nervously and saying "Hi, I'm y/n." in a lowsy attempt to ignore the box laying in the man's hand, eyes glancing down to it a couple of times. Tony shakes your hand, introducing himself, before asking "And who might you be y/n?" Gulping, you glance between your boyfriend, whose face has flushed a dark shade of red, and the avenger standing in front of you. "I'm Peter's girlfriend." You state, eyes widening as Tony puts the box of condoms in your hand.

"There are two people involved then..." You hear him mutter under his breath, but it's nothing as embarrassing as Aunt May walking into the busy room and observing the situation, attention immediately caught by the box of condoms that you throw at your boyfriend in a panic. The box hits Peter's chest and falls on the floor, and neither of you make a move to pick it up whilst you smile awkwardly at May, who follows Tony out of the room. You huff when they walk out, turning around to dig your head into Peter's chest in humiliation. Your boyfriend hugs you close, rubbing a hand on your back, and he's happy you can't hear Tony say "That girl seems too sweet to be having sex with your nephew." or his Aunt May's scoff of "Yeah until you come back home after a night with your friends and hear everything through those walls. She really knows how to talk dirty."

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Fireworks

yeah so someone asked for a part 2 of closed so this is kinda it. And yes this is 4th of July themed because this is the only time of year i have pride in my country so happy 4th of july hope yall enjoy this 🇺🇸🎆

“are you sure they’re gonna like me?” you turned to face your boyfriend who was driving to his parents house. 

It had been 4 months since you had met Erik, and he finally wanted you to meet his family. You were nervous as hell to say the least. 

“Baby relax, they’re gonna LOVE you. And if they don’t i’d be shocked.” Erik said reassuring you. You were pulling up in the driveway, your hands shaking from nervousness and a bit of excitement.  Erik parked and turned the car off.

“Now just for a warning, my Julia has no filter so i think you’re gonna like her.” you nodded. “And if Bobby starts freaking out about Paco, that’s his turtle so just start flipping rocks over if he asks you to help find him.” 

“Oh god how many times has he lost that poor turtle?” you said with a concerned look on your face. 

“About once or  twice a month.” Erik leaned in to give you a quick kiss “Relax baby you’ll do fine, I’m 100% sure they’ll love you.” 

As you made your way through the house you couldn’t help but giggle at all of the baby pictures of Erik they had. You stopped and looked at one they had framed, Erik looked to be about 9. He was in a soccer uniform and smiling ear to ear with two front teeth missing. “Look at you with no tattoos and piercings. You’re a little baby in that.” you said while looking at the now bigger version of him. 

Erik rolled his eyes and smiled “shut up and get in the backyard.” 

Erik opened the sliding door, he walked through first and you followed behind. Everyone looked up from what they were doing. The whole family was in red, white, and blue. Brenda walked up to Erik, hugging him and said hello, then she looked at you, her face lit up. “Hi sweetheart! I didn’t know you were coming.” Howard, who was over at the grill yelled over “The more the merrier” he said with a smile. 

Julia ran over from behind the bar. She was barefoot and had braids in her hair with red and white bows in her hair. “No freakin way! Erik i thought she’d be in all black like you. You didn’t tell me she’d be so pink. Aww you guys are total opposites that’s so cute!” 

She was right, you two were total opposites. He looked like he only shopped at hot topic and you looked like you were straight out of a barbie episode. 

“shut up Julia” he said while grabbing a drink out of the cooler “want one baby?” he asked looking at you “nope i’m good” you replied 

Bobby was over jumping on the trampoline, you could hear it squeak every time he bounced. “Hey who’s that” he yelled from across the yard. “It’s Erik’s girlfriend” Julia yelled back. You waved. Bobby looked shocked. “Dude no way!  Erik you never told me about her.” He was still bouncing and talking from the other side of the yard. “I did, texted you this morning.” Erik said while opening his soda. “oh well i can’t find my phone i don’t know where it went.” Bobby said while walking over to his brother. 

The sun had started to set, the sky blending from orange to pink to purple at the edges. Everyone was sitting on the patio and chatting. You were sitting cuddled up on the sofa with Erik, feet up and drinking a bottle of iced tea. Erik’s hand wrapped around you. Brenda looked over at you. “So how did you and Erik meet?” 

“Well i came into the shop to get my 2nd piercing done and right before i left i gave him my number and now here we are.” you replied while smiling. Not wanting to admit that you guys had actually met from him sticking a needle in your nipples. 

“Oh Howard isn’t that cute.” she said. Just as Howard was about to say something you heard a loud BOOM. You looked up in the sky to see that one of the neighbors had set off a firework. Bobby came running out from the kitchen holding a turtle and setting him down in the empty chair next to him. 

“Bobby move paco or i’m sitting on him.” Julia said standing in front of the patio seat. 

“Dude i want paco to see the fireworks” another went off this time going up with a squeal.

“then he can sit on your lap and watch, i wanna sit.” she said while picking up the small turtle and placing him on bobby’s leg.

“it’s ok Paco she’s just mad she doesn’t have someone to kiss under the fireworks.” Bobby said in a baby voice while adjusting pacos position on his leg. Julia cut her eyes at bobby and he looked away and hushed. 

As the fireworks kept popping in the sky you looked back to look at Erik. he was watching the fireworks too, you could see the reflection of the blues reds and golds in his eyes. He looked down at you and kissed you. The rest of the night you sat there talking to his family and laughing. His family loved you, you could tell and that made you happy.

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Would love to see extensions to "Closed!" Of you'd be up to it, just things like how they got together officially, her meeting erik's family, etc.

it's in the works right now! i have somewhat of an idea for it. it will probably be something 4th of july related since its coming up and why not🤷🏼‍♀️

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Closed!

i’ve never written something AND published it before so if this sucks i apologize im not the greatest at writing😔🙏🏻

Erik CampbellxFEMreader. Reader wears all pink. Slight NSFW but no smut. NOT proofread. Nipple piercings. Needles. that’s pretty much it🤷🏼‍♀️

“Finally, Jesus i’m ready to close up and go home” Erik sighed as his last appointment walked out the door. For some reason he felt like coming in today even though he had just lost his dad days prior. 

He reached into the back pocket of his jeans for his phone, closing and cleaning up was his favorite part of the day. All he had to do was put on music, sweep up a bit, lock the door, then leave. But there was one thing he forgot to do. Flip the “Open” sign to say “Closed”.

Just as he went to tap the play button on his phone and tune out the rest of the world he heard it. The dreaded sound of the doorbell. 

“Hi sorry are you guys still open? I know it’s late but I just got off work and i saw the sign said open.” 

He faced the door only to see you. God you looked like pink glitter embodied. Blonde hair with pink tinsel in it, pink tube top with white embroidery, ripped white jeans that hugged your thighs, and platform flip flops to complete the look. 

“Well uhm we aren’t technically closed till 11 and it’s uhhh…” he said glancing at his phone.”1032”

 you swore you could’ve seen his eyes flash wide for a millisecond. 

“You know it’s fine i can just come back tomorrow, you’re about to close anyway.” you said pulling up your top getting ready to leave.

 “No no it’s fine we’re technically still open it’s uhm it’s cool.” Erik paused for a bit while you tugged up your shirt, watching your boobs go up and down with the fabric.  

He set his phone down and made his way behind the counter and you excitedly walked up to meet him there

 “So uh what did you have in mind?” he asked grabbing a clipboard and pen. 

“Well i was kinda thinking i wanted to get my nipples pierced” you said smiling while fidgeting with your nail. 

Even your nails were pink, you were like a walking bag of pink starburst.

 “Yeah i could do that, it’ll hurt like a bitch but it’ll look good after.”

 “I’m just gonna need you to sign this and then meet me at the chair in 5.” Erik handed you the clipboard which now had a waver attached to it.

 “Ok great thanks for doing this so late” you grabbed the clipboard and went to the chair to fill it out. 

As Erick walked to that back to grab the supplies he couldn’t help but think about you. The way your top hugged your tits like it was holding on for life and how he got to see them,  let alone poke a hole through them. 

Erik had done many nipple piercings before, mostly on men, but the couple of women he had done them on either came in with their boyfriends or weren’t into guys. You on the other hand were a literal doll, pink from head to toe, and on the opposite side of the color wheel from his usual blacks or greys. 

As he made his way back and closer to the chair he could see your bag sitting next to you with your shirt sticking out. He placed the needles and sanitizer pads on the tray beside the chair only to see you sitting there tits out and hands shaking a bit. 

His breath hitched. 

You handed him back the waver this time it was signed with your signature and a heart at the end. Your hands shook as you gave the clipboard back. 

“Sorry i’m a bit nervous.” you said sheepishly 

“I get it, it’s cool.” he said even though internally he was nervous himself, tits out for him and only him to see. 

“So what made you wanna get your nipples done?” Erik was now attempting to make small talk like he wasn’t rubbing an alcohol pad over your boobs. 

“Well I thought they’d look cool, and whoever i’m with will get a nice surprise whenever i’m topless.” you said looking up at the ceiling fan trying to avoid the awkward moment. 

“Yeah they do look nice  even with a shirt on” He said now getting the needle and clamp ready. “Now this is gonna hurt like a bitch i’m not gonna lie, so get ready.”

 “ready as i’ll ever be for someone to stick a needle through my tit” you said breathing heavy making your chest heave up and down. 

It took every ounce of strength Erik had  to not watch your boobs go up and down for a minute. 

“3…2..1!” the needle was in. You gritted your teeth and inhaled sharply. 

“Good girl you did great on that.” He said putting the barbell through the new hole. 

“God you were right that fuckin hurt. Do the next one before i change my mind please” you said gripping the chair and looking up. 

He chuckled a little and got the needle ready again. “Last one and 3…2…and 1, perfect” he said poking the needle and barbell in again. 

“Fuck that hurt!” You said while angling up your nipple and to look at your new piercings. 

“You like em, they look pretty good on you.” Erik said with a tiny smile. Piercing pretty girls was one of the reasons he wanted this job 

“ Now i’ll let you get your shirt back on and meet me up at the counter and i’ll get you your cleaning solution and everything else.” He said putting the needle in the trash and picking up remaining alcohol wipes. 

As you made your way up to the counter Erik couldn’t help but notice how the barbells poked out through your top. “Thanks again for seeing me, i know it’s late and you wanna go” you said while getting your card out. 

“It’s no problem really, you’re actually the first person to not scream during that.” 

“Really? That’s crazy usually i’m scared of getting a flu shot.” 

“Yeah tons of people come in here and make all sorts of noises. Needles really bring out the weird side of people” 

you giggled a bit. “Maybe another time i’ll come back and get another piercing. I’ll try to make it earlier than 10pm though.” 

He smirked then handed you a black plastic bag with saline solution and cute little heart rings. 

“Now just fwi you have to wait about 4-6 months before you change out the barbells.” He said while sliding back the clip board from earlier. “And you forgot to sign your name at the bottom.” He pointed out the blank part.

“Oh oops sorry” You said grabbing the board and jotting your name down. “Thank you so much” you said placing the clipboard down and walking out the door. 

Erik thought he’d never see you again, or you’d forever be the pink stranger who flashed him on their first introduction. Just as he sighed and turned his music back on he saw it. the words. 

“Call me sometime!” Signed with your name and phone number with a heart.

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mmm... final destination... mmm.... erik... 🤤🤤🤤🤤

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LORD HAVE MERCY

NO LAWNMOWER COULD TAKE AWAY THE HEAD I WOULD GIVE HIM! 🔥

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RIP To the Hotties that were taken from us to soon.

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WHO SAID THAT?!

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How school got me feeling

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season 2 of AHS makes me wanna go to church

maybe ill find Mr Walka

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number one slut for kit walker