REMEMBER: If you bite your partner and it breaks the skin, you need to clean it and bandage it properly as soon as possible. Human bites get infected VERY EASILY.
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i don’t know how to explain this other than i get made fun of in the discord server for liking robots a little too much
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every day i wish the tumblr sugar daddies were real
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Commission for @thathomestuckguy
The objecthead, Flynn, belongs to them
Maunder is mine!
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i miss horny posting. it used to be effortless. idk why it feels like work now
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[DAZED FROM BLOOD LOSS] hey not to kill the vibe completely but i think i am in love with you
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I need a horror movie where the main character is a monster fucker.
The group ends up in some cursed, haunted place and has to spend the night there. Lights flicker, doors creak, and an abhorrent shadow slides down the hall menacingly, reaching MC’s room. This hoe is giggling under the blankets, reading the sloppiest demon smut.
First victim: one of the group members helplessly gasps for air, seemingly choked by invisible hands, hanging against the wall as the others stare in fear. MC turns to the camera, visible grimace on their face:
“Darn it! That should’ve been me.”
Finally, a grand reveal happens, and the entity appears before the remaining group in its true unholy form. Someone stumbles out in terror, someone else faints. MC’s face gradually heats up, and a smug smile spreads across their face.
“I’d tap that”, they conclude, camera zooming in and screen turning black.
Plot twist: it’s you. You’re the monster fucker.
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Sketchpage for whitemantis and amethystine! Finished this last night, that officially wraps up my last queue so I can start fresh with the orders I got yesterday. (the lizard guy is a taur, he has 4 legs and two arms, although it might not be obvious here)
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It sucks having realistic vivid dreams where I'm loved desperately and then I wake up in this reality where love is hard and messy
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