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I am… his spare.

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Ciel: What’s the weather like up there?

Sebastian: Crisp, clean, fresh. You wouldn’t know. How’s it like down there?

Ciel: Salty.

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Kuroshitsuji Graphic Meme

↳ Most memorable moments [1/5]: Angry Sebastian! ♥ 

bonus:

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You’re safe in these hands; I assure you.~

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『 Kuroshitsuji 』 ✩ Book of Circus ✩ Ciel’s Smile

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Weird flex but ok

This will be the only thing I’ll talk about today.

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Not to be thirsty on main but have y’all seen the cover for volume 28?

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‘This situation….is a lot more serious then we thought….’

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White flowers and plain dresses don’t suit y o u. What suits you is a passionate red. 

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At first this seems fine becuz it’s animu but realistically gravity doesn’t work this way and it looks like Ciel is in the process of falling backwards

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-Sebastian…I can’t have the Phantomhive butler staying like this. Take a good rest once we get back to the manor. You did well today.

-Young Master…Please stop. For you to say such a thing.

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“However, if you are particular of my being a devil...I shall act accordingly.“

”For I, am a devil of a butler.”

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Get ready for a long ass shitpost

I’ve wanted to make this for a while now, but never got around to it. Since it’s 1AM I figured now would be the perfect time to share my findings with all who may behold them.

I took a scientific approach to my questioning which was, simply, can Sebastian Michaelis get drunk?

I did some unnecessary digging for this and am pretty pleased with the results, perhaps a bit prideful, even.

My hypothesis: He can, at the very least, get a bit buzzed.

By this I mean, he can get a tad bit typsy, but nothing too extreme. I can’t exactly imagine Sebastian being completely plastered, but then again anything is possible. (I’d like to see it, in all honesty).

So I went back through the manga and found some evidence to support this theory.

In a special chapter focusing on a part of the Circus Arc, Sebastian is seen being offered a drink by Joker. He states that he “Never had the experience of being drunk before.” From this I feel it’s pretty safe to say Seb is saying this with all honesty (he really didn’t have a reason for not doing so), and so Joker concludes he is a “heavy weight”.

As the night goes on, he ends up telling the story of when he pulled out our 11 year old Ciel’s wiggly tooth (much to the boy’s chargin.)

He then states that he struggled dealing with taking care of Ciel’s dental hygiene due to the “trauma” of said event. Dagger is surprised by this, claiming that the “young master” would have had a much harder time dealing with the issue.

At this point Seb holds a cheerful disposition and is surrounded by a plethora of glasses. Approximately 25 at least (counting a couple that may be off-panel and the one in his hand.)

No one makes any comment on this, however.

Sebastian, still as cheerful and nonchalant as before, goes on to explain that humans being unable to regrow their teeth when they come right out is inconvenient. He specifically mentions humans in this context. To which Freckles (Doll) responds to, naturally, as Black being “kinda weird”. Ciel, put off, agrees.

Now let’s get into the details.

Sebastian has been alive since ancient Egyptian times, which was united in 3100 B.C. We know this because at one point he claimed knowing a Pharaoh or something akin to one. This means he would have been alive for 20 some odd centuries. He had also been rumored to have started the Black Plague. This gives us a rough timeline of Seb being 300-700+ years of age, but probably still under 1,000. While it may seem surprising Sebastian never got drunk during this extensive time frame, it is important to keep in mind several things:

1.) He might have spent a majority of that time in the “underworld” “hell” or wherever he’s from, not interacting with the human world and glutting himself on drink.

2.) He never had the time nor need to drink, and focused more on devouring or “messily slurping up souls”, something he did before adopting his newer aesthetic.

3.) In comparison to our lifespan, 300-700 years would not be nearly as long for him. In the manga he states that Ciel’s own life would be passing in the blink of an eye when put next to his own. More evidence for him not really having time to drink.

There is further evidence for Sebastian’s behavior in the circus arc being a result of the happy juice he downed in copious amounts.

Seb generally has a filter on him. Even though he can be a sarcastic bastard, and is undeniably elite trash, he keeps the whole “demon thing” under wraps. The only people who know and lived after finding out are Arthur Doyle and Ciel.

In the Circus Arc, Suit (Will) has no qualms with being open about his position as a grim reaper (understandably no one believes him, much to Ciel’s relief.)

Ciel and Sebastian also agree that they should be hiding their true identities and vow not to get in the way of each other’s work.

Furthermore, in the green witch arc, he doesn’t approach the topic of his true nature until Sullivan brings it up, at which point he doesn’t really hesitate to discuss it. She cuts him off, however, claiming he is an ameture demon summoner (Seb isn’t too pleased.) Here it seems he is only willing to talk about it because of his relationship with Sullivan and the context of the situation he’s in. If you haven’t read the arc, I won’t spoil it though. But he doesn’t make a point of proclaiming his demon-ness.

A lot of this also probably has to do with aesthetic purposes. The perfect Butler shouldn’t be in the same category as a hungry demonic beast.

The only times in which he ever lets this side show in front of others is when he is at his wits end and doesn’t care about the immediate consequences. Such as when he got sick of Ciel’s behavior during the Witch Arc and kicked a fearful and upset Finny out of his room before scaring the poor kid back to revenge mode.

Another would be in one of the more recent chapters, in which Seb is probably dying for a bottle of vodka as he deals with all the shit that has been dumped down on him and the rest of the cast.

I mean just look at that expression, if I didn’t know any better I’d say this man has had more than a few drinks or is close to calling it quits and ending the contract for the sake of his own sanity.

In conclusion, I have deduced from my findings that Sebastian, the suave, sexy and big bitch demonic Butler, can in fact, get drunk. Maybe not wasted off his ass, but enough for him to lose his filter a tad and drift off into la la land.

I hope you found this unnecessarily long, and un-asked for post entertaining and educational.

If you made it through this whole thing, here’s a bonus of J. Michael Tatum’s impression of Drunk!Seb:

It’s almost 2 in the AM, Happy new year.

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“Demons such as myself don’t feel any emotion”- Sebastian

Says the character that shows the most emotion in all of the series.