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Ace

By MoonySN

"The new assistant?"

"What do you mean, the new assistant?"

"I told you I met him yesterday when I helped the coach with the kids."

"No, you didn't tell me that."

"I did, you're the one who's freaking out for no reason."

"No, Niall," Harry took a deep breath to avoid yelling. "You told me you met our new assistant coach, not that our fucking new assistant coach is my Louis."

"Your- wait." Niall's eyes widened. "Your Louis? That Louis?"

Or the Volleyball AU

Credit Moodboard here

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Seriously!

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Louis posted this video of a strange phenomenon to his Instagram story. 🛸 (19 July 2025)

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2025 and the only Louis that is still denying larry is @Louis_Tomlinson and not Louis Tomlinson 😭😭

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Listen.

EVERYBODY knows (or should) that you DO. NOT. STOP. in Vidor, Texas. 

It’s best to just run out of gas elsewhere. Whatever you do, black folks, DO NOT STOP IN VIDOR, TEXAS. 

There’s a good chance you’ll get lynched or just come up missing - and I’m not joking.

also do NOT stop in Harrison, Arkansas!!!! (relatively close to OK and MI) a nazi town with a BIG KKK organization.

Reblog To Save Life

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We used to dunk on people asking random users on here questions they could’ve googled but now that every single google search gives you an AI generated response it’s actually better for the environment to just ask a random tumblr user and see what they have to say.

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Oh that's pure gold

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Hey Louis. Wanna know what would stop the conspiracy theories about your son. Finally getting a DNA test.

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I expected some tweet from Louis after the recent events, there's been too much lately, but it doesn't work like that, the more his team talks about it, the more I understand that it's all real

It would be better if his team did their job properly, they wrote about Louis' performances at festivals twice, guys, come on, what are you getting paid for? For photos with Zara and for everyone to believe in "this relationship" well, it doesn't work like that, it would be better if they really took care of his career and left him alone, Louis + Harry, and no one will ever change that!

I love Louis infinitely and will always be on his side, we all know the truth that he has never denied, he knows what he sings about and who all the songs are dedicated to, he knows what he wears and who brought him that T-shirt from Japan, he knows why he decided to like that video, he knows that we understand everything and that we will always support his relationship with Harry, he knows what he is doing, he constantly gives us hints that we are right

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Louis: *never brings up his "son"*

Louis at 3am: right now is a good time to bring up my son on Twitter !

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Are we one, or are we two?

Are we me, or are we you?

Has it been all this before?

Do you see what I see?

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Why none of this matters

Sada's Yearly Post Christmas BG round up I guess?

A study of 2015 (since we've lost a lot of resources since BG started)

Shit from 2015 with Evidence

1. She got a nose job while pregnant

Left: the “night” of the conception*. Right: her at the London 1D show in September, “pregnant”

*Louis didn't go home with Briana she instead spent the night with Calvin, Ashley and Oli (the two were dating) and there’s a pillow fight video of the four of them while Louis "slept upstairs" that @luckyagain found 🤗🤗

2. The Disappearing Christmas bump

Left: Briana on Christmas 2015 (8 months) Right: Lottie in July 2022.

3. The only bare bump pic we got of her… with her 2016 face

4. She didn't even use her own pictures to post her baby belly

Left: Picture of "her" pregnant belly with no mole. Right picture of her stomach post pregnancy with a mole (also, this is just me but while you may be able to convince me there is a belly button piercing with no jewelry on the pregnant belly, as someone who had a belly button piercing AND a pregnancy that's.... the right picture is not what that looked like post pregnancy)

Shit I can't find evidence for* but I saw with my own fucking eyes

1. The fucking changing timeline of her pregnancy in the early dats (10 weeks to 12 weeks pregnant after we bitched about it being too early)

2. Is it a girl? Is it a boy? The Clarks sure don’t know and also Briana did have a baby show- wait no she didn't have baby shower. No baby shower for Briana.

*probably because i didn't bother to reblog it at the time because 2015 was fucking wild and I honestly didn't think I'd need to - you know - archive EVERYTHING. And the few people who did have since deleted/were deleted by tumblr 🙃

Shit that isn't "evidence" but always bears repeating

It's not real

2. Dirty Dancing Tweet and one of the subplots of Dirty Dancing is a pregnancy thing.

3. The! Pregnancy! Announcement! Was! About! Larry!

4. Were they friends? Were they enemies? Who knows! Not us!

5. This was 2016 but GOD THIS IS SO IMPORTANT. Her post partum attire was WILDLY inconsistent with someone who just gave birth.

I will forever die at the thought of wearing a fucking mini skirt* so many days post partum holy shit.

*reminder the time period post her birth was convoluted as all hel probably to try and get us confused and mixed up in the future (no i don't think they intended bg to go on this long)

And ultimately... even if you can excuse all that, just remember, she literally can't be the exception for everything.

Thank you for your time please enjoy some of the stuff I wrote about last year:

Believe in the Douis break up rule

You're not crazy or dumb or weakfor being frustrated for this

Try not to let shit affect you!

Some more long posts I made last year

Remember! Time is BG's best friend because people end up forgetting a lot of shit that's happened!

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Pissing of antis✌️(glastenlarry)

Pissing of Solos✌️(zoa festival)

Pissing of larries✌️(X tweet)

The hole fandom is engaged

LT3 can come

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Survival of the fittest