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in celebration of new hermie art :3

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dndads but take a shot everytime they either

make a sliders pun

mention fortnite (not counting fourknights the game)

mention tom clancy

mention wikifeet

mention piss

mention david boreaneas’s neck (specifically. his neck)

anthony sighs in unhappiness

anthony cackles in glee

freddie does something power-fantasy adjacent

matt uses the five senses as his dad fact

or any of them do something homoerotic.

good luck! enjoy your alcohol poisoning!

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Sometimes a family is a lesbian school teacher boxer who plagiarizes encyclopedias, a high femme robot housewife with the brain of a dead woman in her basement, a bisexual kid with a gun, and his pet dog head full of assorted wires/supercomputer

Also Tony is there sometimes

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she’s 50 years old. she’s lives in her sisters backyard. she hates the Italians. she plagiarizes from encyclopedias. she participates in underground boxing rings in order to pay back her debts from illegal sports betting. she made a dubious deal for knowledge with an eldritch entity known as the “godslayer”. she had a drunken one night stand with a draft dodging Italian catboy. she’s maybe, even, a lesbian.

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FRANCIS! talk to your sister. you scared her

that's it :p

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Back in 1997 there was a goth lesbian Muppet

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every time I mention how many days sober I am I appreciate people congratulating me and telling me to keep up the good work. it is nice. but I also wish that milestones in addiction recovery weren’t still so pinned to length of sobriety/abstinence

yeah yeah I’m 50 days sober who cares. how about the fact that, when I do drink, it tends to be nipped in the bud after two days nowadays instead of weeks or months? how about the fact that drinking has been condensed to a six pack because I’m at the end of my tether, instead of browning out every night? how about my friend who has decided to stop drinking alone, and is actually sticking to that? recovery doesn’t always look like sobriety and I wish it was more normal to talk about that. yknow. when addiction is normal to talk about at all

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i think lovesong should get to make each other laugh

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as a severely mentally ill 14 year old, I remember thinking “the medical system would treat me better if I was physically ill and not mentally ill” and then I coincidentally developed multiple chronic illnesses and found out that actually they dgaf even when you’re essentially bedridden

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Spent tonight at a local short film festival. One of the shorts was made by two 12 year olds in their backyard and it was the best short of the entire night

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Lyrics from: I'll Be Good - Jaymes Young

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Nick didn’t deserve any of that 🫩

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Yk what, controversial take maybe, but I think Henry “Grew Up In The Forgotten Realms Which Doesn’t Seem To Have Modern Medicine” Oak-Garcia would actually be super into vaccines

I think he’d find out that there’s an invention that keeps little kids from dying of deadly diseases and start crying tears of joy and not actually know why

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"I'm Sparrow's biggest defender" "I'm Sparrow's number one apologist" "I'm Sparrow's strongest warrior" YOU'RE ALL WRONG!!! IT'S LARK!!!!!

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i am, once again, sick with grief thinking about the kiddads

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THIS IS A MAJOR WIP and needs cleaning up but here’s the first bit of the sinking town animation!!!!!!!! i couldnt resist sharing a bit now because i’m pretty proud of this!!

also tw for henry ass.. sorry i had to make it lore accurate