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This blog is one several-year-long conversation with myself and you are all just along for the ride

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They should make a content label for ai posts like they do for mature content so I dont ever have to fucking look at it

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the genius of megamind (beyond the obvious genius ofc) is that it's superman parody actually presents a genuinely unsettling depiction of the "hero" that I like wayyy better than "what if superman was evil" or "what if superman was wrong"... it's "what if superman didn't care"

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(Going off of the initial Japanese release dates as to which generation was current at the time excluding remakes that came out during that period. For simplicity's sake)

For example I turned 10 in 2007 so I would be starting in the Sinnoh region! Bonus if you tell me your partner Pokémon 👀 doesn't have to be one of the three starters!

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and you're telling me the popular ship in the fandom is gideon/harrow and not gideon/dulcinea. that's what i'm given to understand. no one else is melting at gideon saying very genuinely "i don't want you to die". no one else is really really smitten with dulcinea and practically swoons when she talks

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Maybe there’s someone in this abandoned clown factory who can help us

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You never recover from being weird in middle school

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KPop Demon Hunters

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K-Pop Demon Hunters + music 🎶

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Rook is one of the most subtly funny characters I've had the pleasure of playing.

Hang on, wait a minute, what is that he's doing behind his shield?

Look at this:

This motherfucker flicks off the enemy every time he deflects a ranged attack with his shield

Computer, enhance:

He doesn't do this when wielding his shield normally, only on "return to sender" shield deflections. Absolutely hilarious.

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if the vibes are off, close your document. stare at the wall. think about your protagonist’s childhood trauma. return stronger.

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literally any upper middle class tiktok self-identified ‘that girl’ in a pastel workout set with a thirteen step skincare routine and a green juice is a million times closer to being patrick bateman irl than any self-identified sigma film bro

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i just think more 30-40 year old men should be more whorish. act your age for once.

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this reddit post is so good.

a trans guy who is also a butch who dates both men and women-- I aspire to be like this. oh, to play 5d chess with gender.