cursedtrashmuppet
cursedtrashmuppet
"Utterly Sociopathic Advice Backed by Irrelevant Anecdotes"
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cursedtrashmuppet · 2 days ago
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Arrived at the beach house!
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cursedtrashmuppet · 4 days ago
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Flying to the beach!
Voxxy, why are you inspecting the safety card so thoroughly...?
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cursedtrashmuppet · 6 days ago
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A lovely doll dress that my older sister made when we were kids.
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I feel like there is a Friend of Dorothy joke in here somewhere...
I likely need a tiny teacup and saucer. A camp mug is all I have inherited from which a dainty lady might sip tea while relaxing with a good book.
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cursedtrashmuppet · 6 days ago
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A lot of people in the world are simply not being excellent to each other and I do not know how I am meant to party on, dude, in these conditions
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cursedtrashmuppet · 6 days ago
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i want this book to exist for my kids.
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cursedtrashmuppet · 6 days ago
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We will literally never progress past biphobia until people realize that bisexuals in het relationships are still having a queer experience by virtue of being bisexual, we do not magically oscillate between gay enough and too straight. I’m going to maul someone to death.
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cursedtrashmuppet · 7 days ago
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Reasons I think platonic Radiostatic will reconcile in season 2:
1. Wayy to many hints to their past friendship. Eg. the torn photo, Alastor’s distaste towards modern tech, Vox asking Alastor to join his team, Aalstor posing for Vox's cameras even though he hates having his visage recorded, Vox knowing Alastor will try to make a deal with Charlie - he knows him well, etc etc. As well as all of the parallels between them: sceatching the table, "what did you say?", the nun/proest and chef/waiter combos, the fake smiling, their similar looks, etc. And they wouldn't have put all those arbitrarily. Animation is difficult and every single shot is intended for a purpose.
2. The Lucifer/ Stolas parallels.
I know this is a weird one, but hear me out. Both Lucifer and Stolas started off as cruel, emotionless, rich royal bastards who didn't particularly care about sinners or hellborn. Then they turned into depressive dads who have problems with their wives and are estranged from their daughters. All of a sudden, the evil tyrants became "nice" characters who've never done anything wrong and who we should sympathise with.
I'm bringing up the Lucifer/Stolas parallels because another thing that happens in Helluva Boss is Biltz and Fizz's reconciliation. They drifted apart due to a horrible accident that was neither of their fault, then they detested each other for years. When they reunite, they do it under exigent circumstances where they realise their falling out was tampered with by outside parties. One of them (Blitz) would absolutely sleep with the other, while Fizz is not at all interested (sounds familiar)
Viv clearly has a pattern in her shows, so I'm hoping it extends to Radiostatic too.
3. Based on Viv's latest posts on blue-sky, she's really hyping Vox up. I don't think she would focus on him so much if he turned out to be plain malicious instead of the evil but pathetic capitalist we all know and love. If he really does hate Alastor and does something horrible to him, I don't think Viv would be cheering Vox up this much (especially not with all the rabid allegations that she supports or endorses SA). If Vox really is in every episode of s2, then the possibility of an emotional scene between him and another character is more likely to happen.
4. When asked "who is the person Alastor cares about most?" Amir opted not to answer and instead only said we should wait until season 2. I don't see a reason he would withold something like that unless it's a crucial piece of information that might spoil something. The only people that this could apply to would be Alastor’s mom, or Vox.
5. "Sad and complicated" I think this alone corroborates the existence of a past Alastor/Vox friendship that turned sour
Anyways, here's to me praying Vox doesn't do anything awful to Alastor in season 2, and instead, the evil men become friends again and cause mayhem for everyone else 🕯
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cursedtrashmuppet · 10 days ago
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This outfit is really just so cute.
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cursedtrashmuppet · 13 days ago
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i just ...
Vox being evil sounds great! More of that please! I love irredeemable and unlikable characters!
But these posts by Viv unsettled me and I couldn't quite figure out why. I still don't totally know, either, maybe it worries me that Hazbin S2 isn't going to be a fun show?
I am obsessed with Hellaverse stuff, it's really fun but I also do have a lot of issues with it - I could write an essay but I won't right now.
So I think a creator comment like this makes me distrustful of a show I already don't trust all that much.
i don't care if the show is mediocre or kind of stupid, that's fine - I love lots of basic shit and am totally willing to own that. I just hope that the show isn't going to go off the rails (even more?) I just still want it to be FUN for the most part. That doesn't mean it can't be angsty or serious but I just don't want it to tip too far.
I just very selfishly want to continue to enjoy this show, so ... Fingers crossed I guess?
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Vox fans are gonna be in the TRENCHES fighting for their lives come season 2.
I believe in you guys, your ships will sail, you will prevail!
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cursedtrashmuppet · 14 days ago
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He's great at gymnastics! And not just the mental- or ethical- kind 😉
Horizontal bar, floor routine, then a post workout outfit.
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cursedtrashmuppet · 15 days ago
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Dear Diary,
Today I have acquired a new blorbo. It is, of course, a wretched little man with a somewhat twisted sense of honour. I put him in my blorbo basket and carried him home. Tomorrow I shall display him on the mantel when my friend comes for tea.
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cursedtrashmuppet · 17 days ago
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SUCH a birthday girl.
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cursedtrashmuppet · 17 days ago
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Yay I'm so excited! The fact that Val is forcing Vox to hold up or wave his flag- I'm dying 😆😆😆
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cursedtrashmuppet · 18 days ago
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Happy Midsommar/Solstice/Lithia!
(A day late sorry...)
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cursedtrashmuppet · 19 days ago
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He's baking for a special someone...
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cursedtrashmuppet · 22 days ago
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cursedtrashmuppet · 22 days ago
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Don't mess with this faerie princess. He will wreck you.
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