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How to watch The Librarians, according to Christian Kane. Step 1: decipher his wild diagram.

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don’t die, red. that would make cowboy so sad.

- my father

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hi just wanna know if theres still a librarians fandom or??

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me: and then jacob-

dad: is that the odd cowboy?

me: yeah that’s the odd cowboy

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stone is a mess. straight up the boy is an absolute mess 90% of the time. His internal monologue is like any cartoon squirrel’s movie dialogue mixed in with poetry. but in a metric assload of anguages.

I feel like every episode of the Librarians is catching Jacob on a good day, and the rest of the time, he walks around looking like comic book Clint Barton, covered in bandages and drinking coffee out of the pot like it’s a mug.

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I would say I’m Cassandra/Cindy/Flynn with some Jacob tendencies.

I have a fun idea. Tell me what character from The Librarians you have the style of, whether it be a main character or a one episode character. You can even say two or three characters together if you have a mixed style!!!!

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sometimes I just go scrolling through ship tags, la dee da, minding my own business...

and then

is tHAT

IS THAT

MY POST?!?!?!?

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you’d think i’d have learned by now that five seconds after throwing a textpost meme together i always immediately regret it

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IT’S STILL VALENTINE’S DAY ON THE WEST COAST, IT STILL COUNTS.

Also, in case you can’t tell, I really like The Librarians, and I’m like 30% certain I’m funny.

Bonus:

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The Librarians: pass a McDonalds

Ezekiel Jones: ooh, look, McDonald’s!

Cassandra Cillian: we have food at the library.

Jones and Stone: *chanting* McDonald’s McDonald’s McDonald’s

Eve Baird: *pulls into drive through *

Jones and Stone: yaaaayyyyy!

Eve Baird: one black coffee

Cassandra: *laughs*

Jones and Stone: *groans*

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Jacob, Cassandra, and Ezekiel: We're the Librarians.

Me: Well, that never works for them, so-

*it works*

Me: YES!

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Jacob: *rips his fucking sleeves off because...you know who's to say but it happened*

Me: what the fuck mate

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watching the librarians with my parents: and the curse of cindy

Jacob: You do realize that your narcissism isn't why the potion didn't work on you?

Dad: I bet he was already in love with her.

Jacob: You were already in love with her.

Dad: HA!

Mom: That would've been a nice moment to make him gay.

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when dean devlin said he was going to torture me I thought it was a joke.

I am sorry.

I have learned my lesson.

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The Librarians: hey check out this cute jassandra thing

Me: Oh boy, thanks!

The Librarians: Also, check out this cute jazekiel thing!

Me, trapped in multishipper hell: HAHAHA THANKS

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When will The Librarians acknowledge the actual truth that Jacob Stone is asexual.