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Curufin after he somehow manipulates Celegorm and Orodreth into marrying and writing to Maedhros “hey bro guess what I’m Tyelkormo is now the king of nargothrond. And btw I think finrod is dead”

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🌺 send this to ten muns you think are wonderful 🌺

<3333 THANK YOU HEATHER

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can someone please be proud of me like fuck I’m trying

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I have no idea what those phrases mean tbh so please do tell me your ideas

What is Curufin’s zodiac sign? Either Western or Chinese

Scorpio! I don’t know about his Chinese zodiac sign tbh I wouldn’t know how to convert it

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What is Curufin’s zodiac sign? Either Western or Chinese

Scorpio! I don’t know about his Chinese zodiac sign tbh I wouldn’t know how to convert it

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ok i’m gonna put answering asks on hold i feel very (physically) uncomfortable right now and i can’t focus 😔

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Celegorm flaw: gets mud on the carpets

insult the elves

“I do not,” Celegorm throws his hands in protest, despite his obviously dusty boots. “Have you looked at Huan?”

He points to the even more obviously muddy dog.

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Curufin flaw: human racist 😔

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He scoffs! What a ridiculous claim. “So are we calling telling the truth racism now?”

Without missing a beat, Curufin proceeds to list some probably true but also incredibly racist prejudiced claims about the Edain, such as that they must have bugs infesting their disgusting hairs, the fact they would still be crawling in the mud scrounging for worms if it were not for the Eldar, and other things.

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"Curufin, your flaw is being too tall."

insult the elves

“Oh, really?” He blinks, and it becomes strangely difficult to tell whether or not Curufin is being sincere or sarcastic. A placid smile spreads across his face. “Thank you. I’m glad you think so.”

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Point out a flaw of my muse and see their reaction!

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My ass hurts from this stupid ass bed

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okay now I'm curious and I dunno if this is really such an archaic foreign thing to young people today or if I'm just out of touch

Please reblog, I'd love to see a lot of responses!

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“What if I enjoy sitting alone in my room being a boring old man?” Despite knowing full well that he was not going to get an answer, Curufin still proposed the question— and wondered if Aegnor even registered it at all.

In fact, he wondered if Aegnor knew what ‘resting’ and ‘relaxing’ meant.

Much to his relief, fortune would have it that the marketplace was quiet this evening, at least when compared to the hustle and bustle that Curufin had become accustomed to seeing. Still, it was too crowded for his tastes— rarely were there more than a few servants in the halls of the royal palace at a time, and those who were there knew to give their prince ample space when he walked by.

He was eyeing a cart of pastries when Aegnor suddenly stopped in his tracks. “Aica-! At least tell me if you’re going to stop like that.”

Peering over the cart, Curufin could not deny that the sausages were tempting, but… “are there offerings for more…” he pursed his lips, “solid meats? Sausages are unbefitting for a prince.”

The door clattered open as Aegnor burst into the room and beelined it for his dear cousin. "Curu!" He threw his arms around him, cradling Curufin against his chest and smacking a kiss to the top of his head. "You can stop crying now that your best friend has arrived."

With a cup of fresh tea next to him, Curufin laid on the crimson chaise, happy to finally relax with a good book in his hands. It had been a terribly busy day: dealing with visitors, speaking with his son’s tutors, finishing the last of his jewelry orders. But what mattered was that they were done, and finally he would get a moment of solitude to-

He shot up with alarm from the banging of the door as it clicked open, and before Curufin could say anything, he found himself trapped within Aegnor’s embrace. “Augh-! Get off-!” He struggled in his grasp, eyes instinctively squeezing shut when the other leaned down to assault his head with his lips. “I wasn’t crying! What do you want?”

Notably, he did not deny Aegnor’s assertion that they were, in fact, best friends. (@descendantsoffinwe)

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The domestication of corn is one of the coolest things humans have done

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frodo shaving his foot hair one day out of curiosity and then immediately being bullied by everyone he knows