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look at this thing i got at the airport when leaving germany
it’s a giant tic tac box filled with tiny tic tac boxes
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medusa, trying to turn you to stone, but you accidentally called her “melissa” when you first walked in and now you’re too embarrassed to look at her. “it’s alright” she keeps saying “i get it all the time” but you still won’t look. u don’t even remember the stone thing until later
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having separate continents is so stupid im over it reblog if you miss pangaea
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The difference between my summer skin tone and my winter skin tone makes me hesitant to believe any skin bleaching rumors about celebrities tbh
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So awesome of Tchaikovsky to write ballets based off of a couple Barbie movies. Cool guy!
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why do you sleep so much?
cause there’s nothing to wake up to.
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weird how nothing about u is like, too small or too dumb to know bc it all comes together to become YOU. sending your friend a picture of your favorite snack is saying something important whether u realize it or not. wheres that palahniuk quote
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king minos: get this monster out of my sight!! put it in a labryinth so i never have to look at it again!! gods holy fuck!!!
the minotaur, born like a day ago:
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