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[My brother is getting me a usb keyboard! I'll be able to write again, yaaaaaaaay!

Does anyone wants a starterwith Tywin, TBL!Tywin or Aerys?]

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Nope now I want a genderbent starter for Aerys.

Someone wants a genderbent starter ?

tell me not to fucking genderbend Aerys

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OH MY DRAGONS LOOK HOW BEAUTIFUL I AM!

tell me not to fucking genderbend Aerys

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Well I hated my son he wanted to depose me, that ungrateful brat!

And by the way go blame Tywin, I'm not responsible for you death! Think that I warned people about how mean he was for YEARS but noooooo no one ever listen to poor old mad Aerys! I KNEW he was plotting but everyone told me "hey Aerys don't burn him seriously you're the one who does shit". Mark my words, NEVER trust your small council, all of them are rubbish and probably paid by Tywin Lannister.

We're both Lannisters' victims! You should feel some solidarity toward me for this fact alone!

Elia as a creepy ghost people can actually see, her hair all undone and her dress torn and smeared with blood, haunting the people who have hurt her and her kids at night and terrifying them (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

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+1 darling, your dragon daddy had awesome designing tastes.

"Someone really needs to clean up this place. There's only so long that pre targaryen architecture is beautiful to look at." // westerosartist //

His eyes glanced at the architecture and furniture around him as a little sly smile formed on his misshaped lips.

            “I’d say it has its charms, smells of burned people and                 kingdoms in waste. Would be a shame to throw                        that rich history away now, wouldn’t it?”

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BUT WHY THAT'S NOT FAIR YOURE MEAN and you're in my castle anyway, why I am even asking you?

Elia as a creepy ghost people can actually see, her hair all undone and her dress torn and smeared with blood, haunting the people who have hurt her and her kids at night and terrifying them (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

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Hey can I be a ghost with you I'll be the flaming bogey man!

Elia as a creepy ghost people can actually see, her hair all undone and her dress torn and smeared with blood, haunting the people who have hurt her and her kids at night and terrifying them (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

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"Well King's Landing is by the sea and it stinks." Litteraly. "But Tywin seems to agree with you regarding the Rock, so I guess it must be beautiful. I mean, Tywin is usually bluntly honest and I think you're quite fair yourself."

Well of course the word fair meant a lot more than just honest. It still seemed innocent enough to Aerys' liking, and not enough for the girl to go pester his wife about some advances.

"I think I'll ask my father if I can go there on some... diplomatic mission. Perhaps to accompany Tywin the next time he'll go. You should come with us then. We'll be your gallant knights and protect you on the roads!"

Hey pretty lady

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Nope I'm pretty sure I'll let Tywin keep her.

but Rhaella x Tywin would mean:

no Tyrion

Cersie - Jamie 

Viserys 

Daenerys

No mee… 

thesilverdragonqueen theproudestlion

N o game of thrones. 

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[I think tumblr doesn't hates me, it hates you+me because anon works with anyone but you XD]

"No I'm not!"

Was his Hand implying he wasn't reacting well to the crisis? His reaction was perfect! He was the King! He knew how to deal with things!

"Stop acting like you're better than I am! I am the King, you have no right to lecture me! GUARDS! Bring Pycelle!"

Everyone treated them as if Tywin knew everything. He didn't. He wasn't the genius everyone saw. What he was was a vicious, sheming brute. And he didn't even know how lucky he was that his King still loved him enough to keep him.

Aerys yells: "GUARDS! Someone poisonned the Hand! Find the culprit, torture whoever you need, but FIND WHO DID THIS!" ... because obviously, Tywin coughing blood had to be due to poison!

       “Aerys, you’re-” *cough* “- over-reacting.” *violent coughing*

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ROBERT BARATHEON I DO NOT HAVE THE TIME TO RUN ANOTHER BLOG SO SHUSH GO AWAY,

Please son Robert sucks, he's just a stupid crown thief.

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"Don't listen to him Viserys you're beautiful, bright and brave!"

"Viserys, shut up."

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"Don't worry Viserys daddy agrees with you."

"To my knowledge she never received money for sex, and i’d say our sister is above average when it comes to her smarts." 

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Hey what why is it always my fault?

I think you’ve answered your own question there. I don’t intend to,

loveyourcrookedneighbour

just seems to think this is a good plan.

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Well I was trying to be clever and serious for once but if you insist, I'll go back to the lulz : "Son, you're a pink princess, learn to live with it! (and I'm a big scary manly dragon)"

Well jokes are fine but… [slashy talks under the cut]

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Well jokes are fine but... [slashy talks under the cut]

"dom" and "sub" means pretty much nothing and some fanfics are grossly misleeding. Most gay couples actually switch between top and bottom, and toping doesn't mean being dom. Some men consider that prostate stimulation leads to the "true male orgasm", others just don't like the sensation very much.

Some cultures did have specific rules though. Apparently it's fine to be a gay viking if you're not the "lady" in the couple. Muslim califs could be gay as long as they got their wives pregnants.

So the real question would be :

Does your character like the sensation or not?

Does your character feel like "bottoming" is actually going to hurt his status, is shameful or degrading? If he is a dom, does he feel like some positions are robbing him of his control of the situation?

While reading ASOIF, I wasn't under the impression that a difference was made between top and bottom. So basically if Tywin likes to take it AND be a super-dom-from-the-Warrior's-Hell, well, he can be both without any problem.

I have never had this problem. 

Except with Roose Bolton, apparently I sub to Roose Bolton.

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Don't worry kid I dom Tywin everytime, he's just too proud to confess.

I have never had this problem. 

Except with Roose Bolton, apparently I sub to Roose Bolton.